You are able to read a book in 10minutes and you know everything in it.
but
You have no hands.
I will not

DrWholio 11 years ago
METAL ARMS LIKE JAX FROM MORTAL KOMBAT!

GoofyGooberLoserChooser 4 years ago
YESSSS
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coolerdogpond12 2 years ago
Help guys, a racoon broke into my house and he stole all the nintendo switch (tm) games! Someone pls help quick I need my switch games! HE ALSO TOOK ALL THE ONE PIECE MANGA! HELP!!!!!!!

mychemicalbuttcheek 11 years ago
Do I have.... GUNS FOR HANDS (please tell me someone understands the reference I made an account just to comment this oml)

Titouan84420 4 years ago
aki as gun devil https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=aki+gun+devil&form=HDRSC2&first=1&tsc=ImageHoverTitle
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ChloeStanford 9 years ago
I"LL HAVE GUNS FOR HANDS...that seemed very aggressive the way I typed that but I hope someone gets the reference

dogcatlover0709 5 years ago
What
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wowza48 4 years ago
do Ebooks count? PDFs? Anything online? If so, then online Encyclopedias and dictionaries, all 10 minutes each... >:D

Winn77 5 years ago
Even for a Billion i wouldn't give my hands

TheOneWhoMustNotBeNamed 9 years ago
but than I'll ran out of things to read...

Hannes 11 years ago
How can you turn page then?

ygodragon 9 years ago
Use your teeth. Duh

KostyaHellstorm 6 years ago
JOSEPH JOESTAR OR STRONHIEM

BabyWooWoo 3 years ago
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!! nice hermit purple reference (im not alone in the world of jjba!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Elisemc 6 years ago
Brooooooo who needs hands if you can read 6 books an HOUR!

Ironthumbs 6 years ago
One good part about books is they take awhile. I don't want to run out of my favorites. Besides I can read a 300 pg book in 2 hours anyway. Also how would I parkour or draw without hands? I"ve been practicing those for years. No deal.🙁

yurio 9 years ago
Wow ok, if im that smart people will most likely buy me hands anyways

Doflamingo 10 years ago
then prostetics

Satanism 10 years ago
Bionic body parts

hampuzorgaming 11 years ago
no then i cant wank

Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago
Or you could just read books the normal way and keep your hands.

Tacocat101 9 years ago
I already can...

Victor Onumaegbu 13 years ago
i use my hands to do some stuff

Destroprime 8 years ago
Lol masturbating
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T.j. Rowan 13 years ago
I USE MY HANDS FOR GTA5!!!

DanoGD 10 years ago
If I didn't have hands, How would I masturbate?

Rexulier 11 years ago
With all what i know i could send the instruction to create Robot-Hands!

insect0114 9 years ago
Jokes on you! I have no hands!

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
Thats not very... handy !

Davd 11 years ago
I would never give up my manual dexterity for speed-reading.

QIUHAN_Disasters 10 months ago
没有手我怎么导管?

basketballbeast10 9 years ago
Metal hands?

DiamondHerobrine 11 years ago
But... Without hand can't read... You can't take book...

ygodragon 9 years ago
teeth
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Howow 5 years ago
Lol

Jazzmyn Aerith Strife 13 years ago
Then I could read The Fault in our stars faster so I don't have to endure the nauseous pain of there being no action in it any longer then I have to.

Snail Sniffer 11 years ago
I was going to click the button, but my hands then disappeared.

AdmiralTrainstorm 8 years ago
Whatever. I"d still be a genius.

Wtfiwwm 10 years ago
Yay I get prosthetics

JasonHoaglandJr 9 years ago
METAL U ASSES

the brain 10 years ago
how in the world can you read with no hands?

Free for all 10 years ago
Ikr I need my hands to I can't play games o-o

KodoxIC 11 years ago
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SBURBIAN 11 years ago
I don't read anyways. what's the point

Joshuagames987 4 years ago
Do I need to be able to read, before now? Or will I need to learn how to read first?

that random girl 11 years ago
I'LL BECOME THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

Giorgi Zaqarashvili 13 years ago
i will read all robo-techology books and i will make new hands

Thatpurplepancake 10 years ago
What"s the fun in that

IAmADogMeow 11 years ago
How do I hims the book?

Jellybean240 11 years ago
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tigeytigey7 9 years ago
The good thing about a book is that it lasts more than 10 minutes!

TheTopHat 3 months ago
Who says I read books anyway?

MirrorMaruCat 11 years ago
Books?

magma_dude 9 years ago
No hands --> Cant write, play computer games, press buttons, do maths, play cello, compose music without an aide.... DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON GUYS!!

Kidlatkid56 10 years ago
Need my hands to use computer

I_need_a_name 9 years ago
They can always just be those 3 slabs sticking out of the end of your hands, like pokemon

ArianaGrenade 5 years ago
Who tf will press it?!!!

Mollie Blackcore 13 years ago
Who needs hands when you've got wings?

svenskdeg 11 years ago
if i dident have hands, how would i be aple to reply to this? i replied so this meaning i obviously did not press... to bad, my memory is so strong i am able to type this with my brain, cuz of reading
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