Will You Press The Button?

DashingPineapple9 years ago

Simple. "I'm very sorry, I have tourettes syndrome. Nice tits. Ass is a little unshapely though, have you tried squats?"

-Sci3 years ago

Conginito.INC - "at least my terrets and OCD aren't flaring up. Nice tits. Ass. GG you look look stunning. 1234-123-1234."

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Maharid2 years ago

NO!

SteamyPizzaR0lls3 years ago

Hey, (your crush’s name), nice ass. I wanna play cod, i wonder what color the shoes in kansas? I wanna make a fortune teller. Oooo look a cup, nice face. Wanna smash? Oh look a flower

235x0last year

NEVER IN MY LIFE WILL I LET YOU READ HEAR SEE FEEL OR KNOW MY THOUGHTS OR WHAT I THINK. note my thoughts may be an invalid file type for your Neural structure.

bungus26 months ago

slunk cat i love slouncecat and their little slup pups and the lizeads and the vullures we are all having a big BASH (party) in chimney canopy but we do not invite the scavengers they are EVIL!!

Krusek8 years ago

Say everything in a language they won't understand.

Nathantomo2257 years ago

Nice profile pic

THEBESTOFALL9 years ago

Nope, my mind is pretty damn fucked up, and nobody would want to hear the stuff that goes through my mind.

Jojo12321237 years ago

Same thebesttofall

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KawaiiCelebi9 years ago

Your crush: hello You: I don't know how long I've been in love with you. Your crush: wut

StormyAnne8 years ago

Liked it fir your pic

loggiiicc8 years ago

when im gonna say my thoughts ill just say them in a different language that them people or person doesn't understand

ERRORERROR8 years ago

I already can't keep my thoughts to myself, so why not? I also like red buttons. they"re red, and squishy and they look like mushrooms. I can't believe I'm doing this. do you think bread smells bad? I like the smell of napalm in the morning. oh, now I'm ra...[Show full comment]

UhhhIcantthinkofanything8 years ago

It would just be me singing musicals at random parts of the day. I see no downside.

ElessarTelcontar8 years ago

Does this include Elvish?

Genuinepotatoflakes8 years ago

Yes probably.

duck duck ducky boy9 years ago

english is my way no other language can enter my mind

Dankmemes418 years ago

I have tourettes syndrome um, "fuck off", and I sometimes I have "shit" spasms

xxMBxx8 years ago

Well I can't keep my mouth shut anyway

Jetical8 years ago

I cant keep my thoughts to myself anyways, WIN!!!

IngridLorena8 years ago

Well, I already say whatever shit I think, so thats ok

Coregamer8 years ago

A lot of porn and looking at thick ass will be in my sentence

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

so just say it in a very unused and obscure language

Superwar37957 years ago

My mind is weird and fucked up I think I want to avoid that but at all costs.

TheInfiniteBananaGun9 years ago

Easy just say your thoughts in a long forgotten language.

JediKnight8 years ago

i could just whisper

ThisSiteHasEvery13YearOld5 years ago

Think in binary

UnderMation9 years ago

I already do that

Boopbop9 years ago

Then just stfu

Lionblaze9 years ago

Hey Jayfeather, GO GET GREENCOUGH I'M TIRED OF YO' ATTITUDE.

BTCCtsotE7 months ago

They won't know it's mine doofus

Wicca66668 years ago

I say whats on my mind anyway

Cassidea9 years ago

They're secrets for a reason...

GamerAsh257 years ago

I can just say the thoughts that I wouldn't want people to know about in a different language, problem solved :/

Undead994life9 years ago

Just say your thoughts in a crazy forgotten language or in a language nobody around you speaks

jtownsend8 years ago

Can you just mouth your thoughts?

SvenWhylast year

three words "nah"

megarie28059 years ago

just speak the thoughts in a language differet to the country you're in

Neemem5 years ago

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Ragingfurno7 years ago

So everyone would here the flame the eternal fire

sonicj019 years ago

just whisper it very quietly or say it in a language no one understands like myan or greek or viking because it didnt say what time period the languages come from

LazyBoneSheeplast month

It's okay, when I express my thoughts, I can translate them into a language that people around me can't understand. I can also create a language that only I can understand, so even if I say it, they won't know what I'm expressing.

Flameice2 8 years ago

So, I'm Sheldon?

Sprazzal7 years ago

I’d be even worse off than I am already

1235player9 years ago

It's not like I already have that problem,so I see no downside

Orin10 months ago

Okay, so I can speak any language, so when I go to say smth embarrassing or wtv aloud, just speak a different language than the people around you

kroboski8 years ago

just think in a different language

Memeber8 years ago

I WILL EMIT THE SOUND OF AWESOME SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD!

JustinParker3 years ago

That could easily get you killed or imprisoned.

Cocoacuphead7 years ago

I don't keep my thoughts to my self anyways so yes!

ph03n1xm00n9 years ago

How about speak it in sign language or korean..

Mr-Dust-Bunny8 years ago

problem solved, only talk to friends and got chicks, just act like your messing with your friends and tell the chick to get down if she doesn't like what you say

Blackmace9 years ago

It's called, "Google translator"

Drakorlast year

i love cock, why is the color yellow called yellow, cheese is delicious damn boy you look fine, trains are cool, oh look a butterfly, I HATE EVERYTHING, H O R N Y

ValerieParker7 years ago

"Here! Have my social security number!" Nope.

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