Will You Press The Button?

Tears_Of_Gold4 days ago

(toad pink pony club cover starts playing in the background) *salutes asexual flag* NICE TRY BITCHES!!!!

canadian-maple12149 years ago

I don't care if our relationship is less that satisfying as long as our love is true and I have her all to myself and we're happy together...

DirkBarnes7 years ago

And you can just have it be .0000000000000001% less than satisfactory

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Maharid2 years ago

I'll accept it.

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

Cuddles>sex

Jamperti-on8 years ago

( muffled asexual snickering )

ThePaulDude4 years ago

@timelypat if only dude, if only.

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OctyFox9 years ago

doesn't say how much less than satisfactory it is.

boooiiii3 years ago

doesnt matter if you never had a satisfactory sex life

MemeBound7 years ago

Hey, they said physical, not sexual. She could be a chubby girl and I’d still have OK sex.

xrazgarx4 years ago

Physical means Sexual lol.

inkkkkkk4 years ago

Im ace so honestly this is a plus

amine169 years ago

Really thats all you got

marinyanya7 years ago

Well not satisfactory doesn't mean BAD sooo...

FluffyShark9 years ago

I honestly don't care

Kawaii Badass9 years ago

Like she hits me sometimes so what

SirSasquatch9 years ago

For me thats the only big part...

WineAndDineAndEatADime7 years ago

Hire a hooker when you get horny :D

ChocolateEvil1238 years ago

Ok, well some say what if it"s a male, than you"re GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

redneonlights7 years ago

OK.

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago

asexual suckers

MasterABlast year

I obviously will accept it

LycanW8D4 years ago

Just make it an open relationship

OJTM68 years ago

I'm not gonna be an impotent.

IHateRacistsAndHomophobs6 months ago

so IT IS WHAT IT IS *press*

slabdrill3 years ago

There"s too many horny people on this site. One night stands exist for a reason.

bella13109 years ago

define a "satisfactory" physical side of your relationship

VertiGhost87 years ago

*asexual laughs in the distance*

BlazeSaber8 years ago

Theres more to love then sex.

MrRiverardd12 months ago

lmao, I can just masturbate.

2OrSomething8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Nicolewings9 years ago

ace as hell

Heckrum4 years ago

it said theyre attractive though

TurtleShroom7 years ago

Doesn't matter, married a dream girl and had sex

DragonEXE8 years ago

Bruh, I'm a dragon what do you think dumbass

Evil_J7 days ago

Still better for me than it is now...

HeroicPIE8 years ago

i can become poly :P

among_us_yuri12 months ago

its like i always say. theres more to yuri than thesex

Dinorex8 years ago

K they don't satisfy me not like I can satisfy them 😐

EVERYTHINGAMEHQ9 years ago

Lol

Miint_Tea4 years ago

It"s fun being an ace

Leokantowski7 years ago

He’s just rude

Lodyloop8 years ago

do not read this I just copy and pasted the entire page YOU HAVE PRESSED THE BUTTON 10773 (64%) 6120 (36%) 10773 (64%) people have pressed this button, while 6120 (36%) did not. You will embark on a relationship with a person who is attractive, co...[Show full comment]

Emberglade8 years ago

Haha good thing my GF and I are both ace right?

Loopiloop6 years ago

I mean, just because I got a partner doesn't mean I can't masturbate

CyndiHuddleston8 years ago

My marriage now !

palin11 months ago

*asexual laughter*

Funkytom4678 years ago

That why porn was created for ! xD

WholesomeChungus7last year

i hope you've grown and changed as a person

Mayo memes9 years ago

Love does not equal sex.. Jeez

Thornbrier9 years ago

Polyamory for the win.

Piece_of_shit_6668 years ago

Welp I'm asexual so I don't care

TSOCOOKIEHD8 years ago

So bad sex. Hey, sex is sex am I right

IAmBarackObamalast year

I’ll take it, honestly I just need a hug

TrashyWaffe6 years ago

I mean, I'm a polyamory so I don't need that person to be satisfied by the physical side of the relationship. And as long as that person completes me emotionally that means they"re not gonna have a problem with me sleeping with others

Lena~Chan9 years ago

for Hayden~Senpai

Awesomeegurl10018 years ago

Sowwy but u dun cuddle and u not mineee

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