Will You Press The Button?

daabat5 10 years ago

I love smell of diabetes in the morning

Loophole man 10 years ago

9/11 was also a serious thing and now look. Making jokes/dank memes help ease the pain.

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geekygirl228 11 years ago

you'll get sick of cookies AND die early from all the sugar

snowman24 3 years ago

seys you

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Jacksepticeyefan 11 years ago

U would look like a badass

Emglo 3 years ago

my thoughts exactly

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dannyade3 9 years ago

Fat with a lot of bruises no upside unless you sell the cookies

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

That"s the point, free money from cookie sell

FaZeHarambe 9 years ago

I would love to have a scar on my face forever I would be a bad ass and I would have cookies

AmazingDragons 8 years ago

Sell da cookies and make money

KeemstarTrolls 9 years ago

Diabetes here I come!

ShinyNox 10 years ago

I pressed o the button with infinity money before.I pay some guys to build a super suit. I would throw cookies at so many people's that I don't like.

Tour Xiu Rose 13 years ago

Psh, cookies will rid them.

lofine 9 years ago

Agreed

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HumanRepresentative69 9 years ago

yo how bad-ass would I look when im all black, red, and scarry?

lifehacker420 9 years ago

Can your bruises and cuts get smaller? Like 0.00000001 millimeters wide? They"re still there, so...FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clayton A. Usher 13 years ago

Cookies and looking like i just won the biggest fight ever!...I THINK YES!

Constanza Margot Ibacache Recabarren 13 years ago

Bring it on bitch.

Alanna Elric 13 years ago

I could say I was on the front line of war.

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

WHO CARES COOKIES, (also i can sell them and make 1 million dollars)

Linda Rose French 13 years ago

FOR THE COOKIES

Chathy1234 5 years ago

You never said sickness

KamranLukacsi 9 years ago

We now we know who stole the cookies in the cookie jar all the people who pressed the button

OtakuTaco 11 years ago

Yum, cookies.

50dimensions 10 years ago

i dont want cookies, PANCAKES IT IS THE- no

BonesTameWolves 11 years ago

I'll just buy cookies! NO MATTER HOW BROKE I AM!!!

Cheshirekitten548 7 years ago

All my wounds scar anyway.

Mollywolly 11 years ago

S. italy battle scars! chicks dig it *winks seductively* Me: Yes. They tell a story.

Aaxx 10 years ago

just wrap yourself in bubble wrap for all of eternity.

CapnKayso 823 10 years ago

Yes. Just yes.

XxDiamondxX 10 years ago

Think befor you post things, people.

BigmanDev last month

Cookies are ass anyways

Oliviakemp 12 years ago

Challenge accepted

Clifford 27 11 years ago

Wow

PaperMarioTheOrigamiKingFtOlivia 6 years ago

Hi

ZiadElnawawy 9 years ago

My bruises already doesn't disappear so win win

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago

oh so that explains why cookie monster is blue

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago

Why would I want cooking suppli- oh cookies! Oops, too late

nolovoto 11 years ago

Diabetes wouldn't disappear either.

CoolCuPkake 10 years ago

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TheSmoshBroOfGallifrey 12 years ago

I really dont see the bad side in this one......

peace 9 years ago

be a hermit

ppMAN 5 years ago

The cookies are worth it.

Avacado1234 9 years ago

It didn't say they would never heal

Poptarts1234 10 years ago

What kind of cookies

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale 10 years ago

Simple solution: don't get hurt. Ever. And if you do get hurt, get a small wound. Don't jump off buildings or step on legos. Just. Don't. Get. Hurt.

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

Free money from selling best cookies ever made

COUNTERLOGIC135 11 years ago

must.... cLICK

ApocalypseGamer 8 years ago

I could solve world hunger but I could also give some people diabetes. And I’d probably just wear some heavy duty armor every day

Shadic_Gamer 10 years ago

Like... REALLY?!?!!??

LogicalUser 12 years ago

COOKIES!

TheSeanannerWorld 10 years ago

How the HECK would you GET all of the scars and bruises? Your current Wounds and bruises? your emotional scars? HOW THE HECK DO YOU GET THE BRUISES?!?!

Totaledcactus22 9 years ago

This dude"s comment is from 47 years ago??!?!?!!!

Rerun24 11 years ago

cookies or a giant gashing wound that can never heal? How many cookies do I get? Can they cause cellular regeneration?

ilove5sos 6 years ago

i want those cookies!!!!!

CTViolet 11 years ago

FUCK WOUNDS COVER IT WITH COOKIES *clicks button*

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