Will You Press The Button?

Autumnwater_29 2 years ago

Wait,if i sustain lethal injuries……

Aeroon 11 years ago

am i undyne? the undying?

namgyus_discord_kitten 11 months ago

NGAHHHHHHHH

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DevinMatt 11 years ago

You wanna know how I got these cuts, bruises and scars? Over 9000 years of immortality, boy!

XRaider_UHC 11 years ago

I got hemophilia so he'll yeah! I'll press the button

Asdasdas 2 years ago

what is hemophilia

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Coaster 10 years ago

What if you break your arm/leg/other body part? Do you really want to be stuck like that forever?

Hayley Blanch 13 years ago

Having paper cuts that never heal? Fuck that shit.

DynamicGames 5 years ago

OH NAH

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Killer0126 11 years ago

*puts on armor*

LogicWizard314 10 years ago

Who wants to outlive the universe?

MatthewMcConico 7 years ago

Nobody

Turtle327 8 years ago

Gets paper cut me:oh shit where"s my axe gonna make it lethal

Fedxftw 10 years ago

Give me one reason why to want immortallity

Fedxftw 9 years ago

Yeah, but you will outlast everything, including the earth and heat and light and eternity itself, you will just float around space forever.

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Woody Smith 13 years ago

Where's the upside?

InaaneSanity 9 years ago

You could be the wizest man or woman on earth and answer any question with ease

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Tom Mankee 13 years ago

deadpool mothafocka! XD

YourBoiTy675 9 years ago

deadpool heals

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Josh Tomblin 13 years ago

WORTH IT! THERE WILL BE BLOOD!

Dogizmaster 10 years ago

I'll be a spoopy skeleton.

masonfromstatefarm 5 years ago

Fuck no

Lachlanio Gaming 11 years ago

Clarence you potadahead

Zacattac 10 years ago

i mean if they dont heal they become a life threatening injury so then they'll heal then they'll become non life threatening and this is a paradox in itself

AddieYT 8 years ago

Put a bandaid on it

LaLa2003 11 years ago

No,I don't want papercuts

TigerLily28 10 years ago

I don't want to live forever....cause i know i'll be living in vain

remember yolo 11 years ago

Buy armor and a lot of Band-Aids

itchman01 10 years ago

Black knight from Monty python?

woshibaomi last year

意思是你不会死但你的血小板非常低

I_Love_Donuts 11 years ago

Translation: Would You Rather Be Invincible And Look Like A Dying Insect, Or Not?

TJ_Abs 9 years ago

Carry a rusty nail, stab it into whatever non-lethal injury you get, badabing badaboom it"s lethal and cured.

oldnotweak 12 years ago

..... so in the end you would be limbless cripple with a body that looks like a giant blister? FUCK NO!

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago

STOP WITH IMMORTALITY IT"S THE WORST OF DOWNSIDES, ETERNAL PAIN.

TrueMCmaniac 11 years ago

Deez battahl scahers

DaEpicKoala 9 years ago

HELL NO, IF A STUB MY TOE OR STEP ON A LEGO, I AM ETERNALLY TORMENTED!!!

Bryan Ross 13 years ago

eventually, i figure i'll become numb to the pain

dedXslade 10 years ago

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XXundeadbossXX 11 years ago

Who would do that if I were immortal I wouldn't die so I might get sucked into the sun and be in eternal pain!!! So no! My first name is Landyn.

DigitalSuperNova 7 years ago

Just cut off the bruises, cuts, and injuries until they become lethal and then all will be good. Break your arm cut off arm, die of blood loss, arm grows back good as new.

Awesome Pickle 11 years ago

Meh being immortal isn't really my style

Doriko 11 years ago

*cuts head*

StormTDR 9 years ago

Injury proof house...

whatdoesthisredbutttondo 11 years ago

I don't want to watch everyone around me die and be a cripple

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LiorAZDilmma 11 years ago

i dont want to die in my soul jeez =3

UnicornUrinal 9 years ago

Just slice off the arm with the papercut.

Vance Millage 13 years ago

good enough

ph03n1xm00n 10 years ago

I'd be covered in 4 layers of blood after 20 years.. NOPENOPENOPENOPE

AceOSpades 2 years ago

So a lose-lose?

AyyyLOL 10 years ago

Everything will be allrite, as long as we have bandages!

BeRsErk 10 years ago

Skeleton Mode:ON

ItzAki 5 years ago

i dont like immortality

Just991 11 years ago

Im gonna look a scarface

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ButtonGod 8 years ago

Who care I'll be rich for saving people in a army and just put stuff over it

Sillybilly 11 years ago

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ilyas_the_boss 11 years ago

it didnt HAPPEN

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