Will You Press The Button?

Dragons exist and you have total control over them

but

You must sleep naked on a wooden floor for the rest of your life

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vaylen9 years ago

It's amazing how soft you can make wood these days... C'mere dragon. Let's fly to Target and pick up some nice comforters.

Kgill0984 years ago

Yeah good idea

Henrik Rosenlund12 years ago

Doesn't say that you can't have a blanket.

Ahsoka-Tano2 years ago

What does ‘Very Long Ago’ supposed to mean

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TheDarkDragon9 years ago

Uhhh...so someone controls me..?

Izaya mayle9 years ago

Yep I'm now your master now burn down a house!!!! NOW!

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WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Are we talking Skyrim dragon or how to train your dragon dragon?

spr_mystery_man7 years ago

could also be a DnD dragon, or a dragon from literally any other fantasy

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Ghastly-cyan7 years ago

Ark survival evolved.... sure

Dragonscale8 years ago

1. You"re naked underneath your clothes 2. It never said you couldn't have a matress on the wood floor where you sleep.

NinjasAndLasers8 years ago

You can lay down on a blanket get a pillow and another blanket and fall asleep

chika1139 years ago

I would sleep on/with my dragons

Nolan Neukom12 years ago

THEY ARE GOD DAMN DRAGONS!!!! #worthit

vodam8 years ago

#Dragonsforeveryone!

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Kenneth Vu12 years ago

Doesn't mean you have to be naked when you're not asleep

Duskitty Taylor12 years ago

*SLAMS BUTTON AGGRESSIVELY*

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago

*deep inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Luke van Lochbeen12 years ago

sleeping naked on the floor anyway.

Your fear9 years ago

Same :P

Alejandra Palau Ruzafa12 years ago

Who cares? Dragons!!<3

Trista Cayenne Sayers12 years ago

I see no downside to this

Julia Saenz12 years ago

I see no downside XD Lol

Broerbrent8 years ago

Rhianator147 no not if you have total Control over them

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Christin Tuttle12 years ago

doesn't mean people have to be in the same room as you

Bosshog489 years ago

Put a put a fire place in

AriT3218 years ago

i sleep on the floor with a matress on it, its awesome

knife61311 years ago

I'd rather not destroy earth by mistake...

Tyler Fleming9 years ago

I have seen this post 3 times already...

Supermanboy7 years ago

Ithen I will grab a mattress

Internetz8 years ago

Thats creepy

Beanie Boa Hancock12 years ago

So...

Unknown229 years ago

rides dragons while naked ''come on ladys

MMAwesome30007 years ago

but what if i"m sleeping on a bed that"s on a wooden floor?

Bearacade9 years ago

it could be a polished wood floor

Asherbubba2 years ago

Have a dragon that that gives you clothes

CraftE049 years ago

Meh, DRAAAAAAAGONSSSSSSS

1WeirdFandomLover8 years ago

The Dragon will warm you with his wing

Verdauga9 years ago

#WorthIt

Stezypuff9 years ago

SKarim!!!!!ðŸ˜¤

SamBaum8 years ago

i sleep naked anyway

NightOwl10 years ago

As long as I have enough blankets I'm good

mrsnakegaming9 years ago

your right bro

Kitttouuu4 years ago

its doesn't say you can curl up with a dragon and sleep

Houndoom9 years ago

I like to sleep naked.

oldnotweak9 years ago

doesn't say anything about being alone.

Sirayo7 years ago

Smooth wood can be really comfortable and beside what about pillows and/or blankets. I guess your spine will screaming after some time

Catiii9 years ago

Floorwarmer. You could make it hot in your room and your dragons will spend you fire the whole night :D

chilled_quicker8 years ago

If anyone sees me, I'll release the dragons. 😂

AssassinHD9 years ago

Dragon, imma fall alseep, pick me up and put me into bed plz. Thanks buddy

Superbomber12349 years ago

Mother fuckin hook blades fo life

usuallyYES9 years ago

sleeping bag, underwear, mattress, done.

Cosmic Communist9 years ago

I see no problem with this.

Gear5luffy3 years ago

Yes yes yes I Can Fuck ophis in her Adult human form

XxX_FaZeShr3k69_XxX9 years ago

We all already sleep on the floor, just on a bed which is on the floor.

Leah_7708 years ago

My bed is on a wooden Flore :3

helloX28 years ago

get gud skrub

Doriko10 years ago

I can't see a downside in here

SatansSis6667 years ago

Who says i have to sleep?

CSskullflame9 years ago

Who would say no to FUCKING DRAGONS?

jadynn9 years ago

I like to fuck dragons

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