Dragons exist and you have total control over them
but
You must sleep naked on a wooden floor for the rest of your life
I will not

vaylen 10 years ago
It's amazing how soft you can make wood these days... C'mere dragon. Let's fly to Target and pick up some nice comforters.

Kgill098 5 years ago
Yeah good idea

Henrik Rosenlund 13 years ago
Doesn't say that you can't have a blanket.

Ahsoka-Tano 3 years ago
What does ‘Very Long Ago’ supposed to mean
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TheDarkDragon 11 years ago
Uhhh...so someone controls me..?

Izaya mayle 10 years ago
Yep I'm now your master now burn down a house!!!! NOW!
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WhiteLotusGod 9 years ago
Are we talking Skyrim dragon or how to train your dragon dragon?

spr_mystery_man 9 years ago
could also be a DnD dragon, or a dragon from literally any other fantasy
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Ghastly-cyan 9 years ago
Ark survival evolved.... sure

Dragonscale 9 years ago
1. You"re naked underneath your clothes 2. It never said you couldn't have a matress on the wood floor where you sleep.

NinjasAndLasers 10 years ago
You can lay down on a blanket get a pillow and another blanket and fall asleep

chika113 10 years ago
I would sleep on/with my dragons

Nolan Neukom 13 years ago
THEY ARE GOD DAMN DRAGONS!!!! #worthit

vodam 9 years ago
#Dragonsforeveryone!
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Kenneth Vu 13 years ago
Doesn't mean you have to be naked when you're not asleep

Duskitty Taylor 13 years ago
*SLAMS BUTTON AGGRESSIVELY*

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago
*deep inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Luke van Lochbeen 13 years ago
sleeping naked on the floor anyway.

Your fear 11 years ago
Same :P

Julia Saenz 13 years ago
I see no downside XD Lol

Broerbrent 10 years ago
Rhianator147 no not if you have total Control over them
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Alejandra Palau Ruzafa 13 years ago
Who cares? Dragons!!<3

Trista Cayenne Sayers 13 years ago
I see no downside to this

Christin Tuttle 13 years ago
doesn't mean people have to be in the same room as you

The_Real_MichaelGoodliffe 11 years ago
loopholes everywhere

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Lazyboy 11 years ago
Theres really no downside

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I don't like dragons so no.

MrDoobles 4 years ago
Doesn’t say your body has to touch the floor. Beds are ok. Just gotta sleep nude.

marla 12 years ago
how can i command them if i need to sleep for the rest of my life?

Gonefishin9001 7 years ago
I sleep like that already

#thug life 11 years ago
It didnt say anything about a blacket and pillow! And I can masterbate in private ;)

Rhianator147 11 years ago
Dragons will burn your house and you accidentally even though you have control you cant control their instincts

lordmegacom 9 years ago
Technically, when I'm sleeping on my bed, I'm on a wooden floor.

Meldakoala 11 years ago
I'll be like a fucking dragon Viking hobo!!!! Hell yesssssssss!!!!

Jinx Me 11 years ago
Sleep with a heat radiating dragon.

Kensington_88 10 years ago
Doesn't say u can't have pillows under u and a blanket so life"s good with dragons!

RNJR 9 years ago
Don't some people being in your underwear counts as naked?

buttontwister 11 years ago
i don't care about downside because DRAGONS!!!

Sdunbar1982 10 years ago
Well worth the sacrifice

StratosOmega 7 months ago
I have dragons, your argument is invalid.

Little Snowflake 11 years ago
Gimme my futon.

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JustinParker 5 years ago
Worth it!

Rhianator147 11 years ago
Dagons will burn down my house

EricaRomero 9 years ago
the dragons are worth it

Kassmass 11 years ago
Downside.

HumnBird 8 years ago
I love dragon"s, faries, pixies, sprite"s etc

Killer darkness 11 years ago
Lock the door get some heaters and a pillow

Galagacat 10 years ago
Who cares you can sleep with the fuzzy feathered dragons

DragonCleafspear 12 years ago
So i get not only dragons, but im practicaly their god, amd the only downfall is to continue sleeping as i am? Gimme!

SilentCobra 10 years ago
WORTH IT! Also doesn't say I can't use a mattress it pillow and blanket. Just that I have to sleep naked on a wooden floor. I SMELL A LOOPHOLE!

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago
loopholes everywhere and who wouldent fuck a dragon

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago
So very tru

CosmicXD 11 years ago
I see no downside? It never said a couldn't have blankets. And it FUCKING DRAGONS!!! #WORTHTHEPAIN!!!

Axew012 9 years ago
doesn't say you cant have a heated floor

the lich king 11 years ago
SOOOOO can i have another syndragosa?

Titouan84420 4 years ago
comfort over power is a bad idea but splinters

TheGoldenbanana 11 years ago
YES, I have plans, heheheeh BURN YOU MUSLIM SONS OF %*@###

Loudgreg 10 years ago
Fuck you racist ass trump what did Muslims ever do to you?
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Mai-chan 9 years ago
I would have a mattress placed on the wooden floor, with my pillow and blanket. It never said "directly" in the floor.
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