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Gain the ability to fluently speak and understand every language and dialect in the world.
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You can never speak or understand the english language afterward.
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silvenerer9 months ago
i can speak australian, that is the only language i'll ever need

Poopman4695 months ago
kys

Jess_Cyan9 years ago
you can speak EVERY LANGUAGE....... that includes english

autistic113 years ago
#paradox
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235x011 months ago
Useway Igpay Atinay!

Aaron Floyd9 years ago
Does the sims' language count?

schnitzelbauer4 years ago
i think yes because it kinda an language also i dont need to understand or speak english because i live in germany so #loophole
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yurio8 years ago
Yes bitch lemme be a cat whisperer

Lord_ChAmpas_cat6 years ago
If u can talk 2 cats then you can create a cat army and control the world... Mwahaha
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koayousei9 years ago
learn american

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
burger burger eagle gun? fries. terrible chocolate.
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Javongod3 years ago
Ok 😑

Dos10238 years ago
Just get a translator or use google. Boom done

LemonOtaku7 years ago
So speak one language or every language. NO DOWNSIDE.

Kaherpaderp9 years ago
There are MANY languages like english so you can take parts of each one and make your own english that is nearly the same as the original :p

rogntudju8 years ago
My main language is French anyway, so I fail to see the downside.

LoopholeHacker9 years ago
Pig latin.

Double0racle7 years ago
My only question is: Can I speak in Dovahkiin Thu’um?

The_Plague5 years ago
Fus ro DAH

Highschool1238 years ago
does that mean i can learn neko language? neko = cat

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago
neko is japanese for cat.

ThePopUpQueen8 years ago
To give up my english?! NOPE

Fox2569 years ago
nu recomand

JoeyC8 years ago
Get a TRANSLATOR.

Riolu6 years ago
This came up I hit the button I did another one I didn't hit the button and then this comes right back😹😹😹😹

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
oh yes i can if i learn it! try to stop me.

BrunoVlz8 years ago
Nah. i"m brazillian so screw it

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
I speak American English!

saucewedge2009last year
So I can’t speak English, but what about STANDARD English

Ionlydidthistocomment4 years ago
Enchantment table language

dankmemes1018 years ago
"every language"

CoffeeWolfe7 years ago
I hate America anyways. I'll just move to the UK :)

Thispersonisweird8 years ago
Children, Watch me talk to this spoon. The spoon says ` ` STAHP RUBBING ME UP YOUR ANUS; BOB` `

BenderBendingRodriguez8 years ago
no hablo ingles

Ivox8 years ago
LOL por que estás acá entonces

TardisImpala221B7 years ago
My native language isn't English so...

RandomUser693 years ago
Fuck English anyway.

IvannaUBack8 years ago
I'm a learn British

The Unknown9 years ago
English is the Worlds most used Language ... where is the Point if you could learn any Language you like and still speak English.

GrayCaboose8 years ago
no its not both mandarin and spanish are spoken more than english

TipHerAFish6 years ago
Just relearn English. 1 language to complete them all.

TENGALLEONS7 years ago
I think it means the American English, not the UK English. #GIANTloophole

BillNyeFuckInYourEye5 years ago
INDEED

Scar00008 years ago
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Doge4200007 years ago
you can speak every language, including ex. united kingdom english

KrisZone9 years ago
Afterwards what?

Chloe_mrt__9 years ago
I already speak fluent english, a little russian, hindi and spanish, and I'm french

CrystalKyu4 years ago
you could just go live in some other place that doesn't speak english and render the downside moot.

Boshdurmaz268 years ago
Wait, but ... loop hole?

Look4thestars7 years ago
I’ll live with the British version

Tommy-Atkins8 years ago
You know "Every language" includes the English language unless it isn't one lol

Anonumous7 years ago
Just take corses to learn the laguages and still know english. Or press it and then take corses to learn english.

Gamerhogplays2 years ago
Does British count?

ShockingChunks8 years ago
definite yes. i don't even have to think about this one.

KaylaRee8 years ago
IM SO ALRIGHT WITH THIS I COULD TEACH MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY

The_Plague5 years ago
Just use a translator

4471957117 years ago
So, I just can't SPEAK english? Write it! And speak anohter language!

Sirayo7 years ago
Paradox

someguyyoudon'tknow9 years ago
uhhhm, when the fuck does "afterwards" happen? after i die? then that's no problem for me.

TheFandomReaper8 years ago
This question contradicts itself.
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