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Gain the ability to fluently speak and understand every language and dialect in the world.
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You can never speak or understand the english language afterward.
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silvenerer11 months ago
i can speak australian, that is the only language i'll ever need

Poopman4697 months ago
kys

Jess_Cyan9 years ago
you can speak EVERY LANGUAGE....... that includes english

autistic113 years ago
#paradox
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235x0last year
Useway Igpay Atinay!

Aaron Floyd9 years ago
Does the sims' language count?

schnitzelbauer4 years ago
i think yes because it kinda an language also i dont need to understand or speak english because i live in germany so #loophole
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yurio8 years ago
Yes bitch lemme be a cat whisperer

Lord_ChAmpas_cat6 years ago
If u can talk 2 cats then you can create a cat army and control the world... Mwahaha
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koayousei9 years ago
learn american

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
burger burger eagle gun? fries. terrible chocolate.
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Javongod3 years ago
Ok 😑

Dos10238 years ago
Just get a translator or use google. Boom done

LemonOtaku8 years ago
So speak one language or every language. NO DOWNSIDE.

Kaherpaderp9 years ago
There are MANY languages like english so you can take parts of each one and make your own english that is nearly the same as the original :p

rogntudju8 years ago
My main language is French anyway, so I fail to see the downside.

LoopholeHacker9 years ago
Pig latin.

Double0racle7 years ago
My only question is: Can I speak in Dovahkiin Thu’um?

The_Plague5 years ago
Fus ro DAH

Highschool1238 years ago
does that mean i can learn neko language? neko = cat

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago
neko is japanese for cat.

ThePopUpQueen8 years ago
To give up my english?! NOPE

Fox2569 years ago
nu recomand

saucewedge2009last year
So I can’t speak English, but what about STANDARD English

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
I speak American English!

dankmemes1018 years ago
"every language"

Ionlydidthistocomment4 years ago
Enchantment table language

CoffeeWolfe7 years ago
I hate America anyways. I'll just move to the UK :)

Thispersonisweird8 years ago
Children, Watch me talk to this spoon. The spoon says ` ` STAHP RUBBING ME UP YOUR ANUS; BOB` `

TardisImpala221B7 years ago
My native language isn't English so...

BenderBendingRodriguez8 years ago
no hablo ingles

Ivox8 years ago
LOL por que estás acá entonces

The Unknown9 years ago
English is the Worlds most used Language ... where is the Point if you could learn any Language you like and still speak English.

GrayCaboose8 years ago
no its not both mandarin and spanish are spoken more than english

RandomUser693 years ago
Fuck English anyway.

IvannaUBack8 years ago
I'm a learn British

TipHerAFish6 years ago
Just relearn English. 1 language to complete them all.

Scar00008 years ago
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TENGALLEONS7 years ago
I think it means the American English, not the UK English. #GIANTloophole

BillNyeFuckInYourEye5 years ago
INDEED

Doge4200008 years ago
you can speak every language, including ex. united kingdom english

KrisZone9 years ago
Afterwards what?

Boshdurmaz268 years ago
Wait, but ... loop hole?

Chloe_mrt__9 years ago
I already speak fluent english, a little russian, hindi and spanish, and I'm french

CrystalKyu4 years ago
you could just go live in some other place that doesn't speak english and render the downside moot.

Tommy-Atkins8 years ago
You know "Every language" includes the English language unless it isn't one lol

Look4thestars7 years ago
I’ll live with the British version

Anonumous7 years ago
Just take corses to learn the laguages and still know english. Or press it and then take corses to learn english.

ShockingChunks8 years ago
definite yes. i don't even have to think about this one.

Gamerhogplays2 years ago
Does British count?

The_Plague5 years ago
Just use a translator

KaylaRee8 years ago
IM SO ALRIGHT WITH THIS I COULD TEACH MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY

4471957117 years ago
So, I just can't SPEAK english? Write it! And speak anohter language!

someguyyoudon'tknow9 years ago
uhhhm, when the fuck does "afterwards" happen? after i die? then that's no problem for me.

Sirayo8 years ago
Paradox

ashslayer4 years ago
British English. Done.

TheFandomReaper8 years ago
This question contradicts itself.

yeetma9 years ago
I could get one of my friends to learn Spanish or something so they could be a translator

Lazynobo117 years ago
Talk in a Britain accent when you speak English

LukeyDukaynz7 years ago
you can find out what the Sims are talking about if you play sims
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