Will You Press The Button?

$waggy Pup 11 years ago

Id buy a new car every day just to give them a reason to hate me

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

You"d eventually run out of money so can't buy a new car.

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minimegaman090 2 years ago

jokes on you, my company sells bombs that explode when they come into contact with an egg

Poopman469 2 years ago

Check your mailbox....

Verysmartpersom 2 years ago

i'm the CEO. i have no co-workers (still didn't press because it would be too much work)

Tedder 4 years ago

Why would I want to be CEO?

Wallinda the Authentic Walrus 10 years ago

they get fired and arrested for defacing my property while I come into work with a new car every day

cookbadger 9 years ago

why drive a car when you can go to work with an helicopter?

MzHyde 10 years ago

I am already a CEO of a multinational corporation that makes and distributes gourmet vegan cookies.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Fuckin" hippy!

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Traveler-7 7 years ago

Hell no, I have a crippling egg allergy!

AlexanderWasserman 8 years ago

LEGO

Maerbear 9 years ago

Wait what if you don't get a car!?

AlanPrower 10 years ago

I take the bus soooooo

Hazex 8 years ago

Y... You can take like a fucking jet if you want... You can airdrop out of a helicopter everyday... Because why not and tip the pilot like 100k... Or just take the bus... Whatever works

Samuel Wells 13 years ago

You wouldn't have co workers, you'd be their boss

Hazex 8 years ago

There are different types of CEO"s in a technical sense a board of directors are still CEO"s and Co-workers/partners.

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TrooperPilot3 10 years ago

Yes

TrooperPilot3 10 years ago

Why is my picture sudeways?

Lalachoco 5 months ago

Then I'll buy a helicopter

Tenkai_Titan 10 years ago

THE SOLUTION IS CALLED PLASTIC WRAP IDIOTS!

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago

Looking at coments .. You know being a CEO doesnt equal unlimited money. Not even a guarantied milion in pocketmoney. Just saying ...

INPTO 3 years ago

if i don't drive car to company?

Jamesthebeatster 9 years ago

I would fire each one of them.

CocoaWolf 10 years ago

I could easily capture them in the act and report them to the police, then fire them.

Rover 9 years ago

Poor car

mrcheese 6 years ago

destroy there car

SPACEJUMPER 9000 10 years ago

I'll Just ride a motorcycle.

Elemental_Angel 8 years ago

Fire them

MelanieCrybaby 10 years ago

fire them? doc their pay checks to fix my car? make them clean it?

Ssunderp 10 years ago

BRUH I want to be loved 1-1

SilverStriker 5 years ago

There are three solutions to this, own a mode of transport that isn't a car, live in your company, or have a driver. Since that car would be theirs, and not yours, no eggs will be thrown.