Will You Press The Button?

SilverYoshi33 10 years ago

Friend: Hey Derpina, you can fly! Me: OMG REALLY? *jumps off cliff in attempt to fly* R.I.P Me

The_muse 8 years ago

there is a point where common sense comes in to play

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Outsource 10 years ago

Wouldn't that create a lying paradox? someone could lie to you, then you could lie and say they did/didn't lie to you, and suddenly, they would be telling the truth or lying, even if it was/wasn't a lie. Point is I see no downside.

Kyle Asano 13 years ago

lie to get lots of money and sex. lie that you know if people are lying.

Watermelon-girl 9 years ago

im a virgin :)

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FlameBlaze 10 years ago

So if i say that i know when you are lying?

flash-gnash 8 years ago

They would believe you but that wouldn't make it true

LCMCdotEXErules2 10 years ago

In the future a heavily oppressive government takes over the world. You have the opportunity to take it down but all technology fails, thrusting the world into a dark age for 200 years.

lol331 5 years ago

dont use technology then

RatedJohnster 10 years ago

Lie to people and say that if they lie to you they will die.

YourMother 10 years ago

Lol

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Russell Braddy 13 years ago

What if you say, "I know you're lying to me."?

Thats-Kinda-Funny 9 years ago

Or you could say "If you are lying to me, I will kill you."

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Koney 12 years ago

"Hey, God just said to me that you need to give me $1000000000"

PersonGuyMan 5 years ago

Why lie

Faye_The_Ghost 10 years ago

I cant tell anyway

DaltonSmith 9 years ago

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The One And Only Bill Cipher 11 years ago

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Jamesbond19250832578 11 years ago

irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed... [Show full comment]

WingDingWarrior 10 years ago

Unless you"re Wonder Woman.

Quest004 2 years ago

If somone is lying about sex? I couldn't know? Fuck no

oliver2511 10 years ago

MURDER!!!

oldnotweak 11 years ago

I own the earth... and you all owe me 1 dollar a year for rent... who gives a fuck if someone is lying to me? im rich

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

i get a position as a politician

Lujain Samarkandi 13 years ago

YAY I CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER *kills Justin bieber* wasn't me

flash-gnash 8 years ago

*goes up to someone I hate* "You are a chicken." *instantly world"s greatest hypnotist*

Obscurial 9 years ago

I'm already incapable of telling if someones lying, no difference.

Inferi 11 years ago

You see that bank back there? All that money is mine. So is that mansion.. And your wallet...

James33 11 years ago

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vincentdu15 12 years ago

So, if i says to a girl she want to be my gf, she will believe me ?

Zandar324 5 years ago

no

alexpierce340 10 years ago

I don't honestly lie

anonymousish 9 years ago

How"s wonder woman gonna live this down

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

im moving to capitol hill.

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

So, if I lie to myself and say that I can ALWAYS tell if someone is lying...and I get away with it...profit?

Jesse1966 11 years ago

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Sylica_Telca 10 years ago

I already do this every day so this is a massive bonus

tyht 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 6 months ago

Ha! It's just me but with the ability to get away with lying

oliver2511 10 years ago

THAT MEANS NEVER SENT TO PRISON YES

Deathstroke is better 11 years ago

so what, I lie to get sex, money, and power. The downside doesn't do anything

Knight Lewis 13 years ago

If I were to lie then on a spiritual level would god know I lied?

YayorNay 7 years ago

So I can't tell if I'm lying to myself

vamp19 11 years ago

Just ask them lol

FredBearGold 9 years ago

lie about stealing some ones car. free car.

Camboss124 10 years ago

You can have sex with someone else and get away with it ;)

ButtonPresser9 11 years ago

no i can already say a bad lie with getting a way with it

nyobi22 10 years ago

I hate lying anyway.

Tomis The Wise 12 years ago

PEEWWWDIEEEPIEEE

Yosiah 4 years ago

Why would I even want to lie?

Ã†lun Crombie 13 years ago

I could kill a man and everyone in court would believe me if I said I didn't

minecartman010 9 years ago

hey this is a roblox comment. say if you had 50,00000,00 robux and someone stole it and it cost 1000000000000$ and you were like "oh ok i guess you didt"

Kill it with color YT 11 years ago

Im a nigreian prince give me money and i will give you 10 billion dollars#

xydarkhunteryx 11 years ago

Oh a "Nigreian" prince! Oh my god! Here's all my money. I hope that one day your country will be found on a map.

RandomWand03 11 years ago

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Tomskeleton 11 years ago

I AM DOVAHKIIN! SPEECH SKILL OVER NINE THOUSAND

9455585 4 months ago

Cheater: I'm actually Spider-Man, and I need $100 right now. Me: Oh, Spider-Man, I'll give it to you

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