You become a world-renowned author and millionaire
but
Every hair on your head and body must be at least 1 meter long
I will not

coolerdogpond12 2 years ago
I CAN BECOME BEAR5????????????????

scrub420 11 years ago
so, you be a chewbacca millionaire?

Migdin1 10 years ago
Yes yes you do

Maharid 3 years ago
Cousin Itt?

Anonamoose_pvpz 10 years ago
Downside?

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TheMucleWizard 2 years ago
The can all just go shut themselves in a closet somewhere
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Ridragon 10 years ago
We are terribly sorry for the inconvinience, Sir Bearington.

Justin Onkst 13 years ago
My pen name shall be Yeti von Sasquatch.

Alexbi232 4 years ago
Cousin IT
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I find all the loopholes 10 years ago
Does not say for how long, does not say you can't cut it

XDMASTERCHEIF 2 years ago
It says the hairs must be 1 meter long

Jacob Wright 13 years ago
Laser hair removal. You don't have the hair anymore, so it doesn't have to be a meter long.

CoasterBot 8 years ago
That"s what I was thinking.
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Skelletron97 11 years ago
I dont want to be kalled big foot

Lt-marshall 10 years ago
"Called"

GiantMarble 8 years ago
*to Weerwet* oh a yeti IT?

GiantMarble 8 years ago
MLG yeti millionare.

EikichiKuwabara 9 years ago
Just shave off all of the other hairs on your body that arent on your head. Sure, you"d have to get rid of your eyebrows and eyelashes, but, some people rock having drawn on eyebrows, and you can always use fake eyelashes. If the hairs arent there, they do... [Show full comment]

Thecatcovenantdude 9 years ago
I don't see a downside

bennyjjumpin 9 years ago
Shave?

Michael Hecox 13 years ago
that would be awesome

Shariden Daughton 13 years ago
Just Cousin It there >.>

cammelspit 11 years ago
Samson eat your heart out!

NotChara 9 years ago
Doesn't say you can't shave

KiranPhantomGryphon 11 years ago
So if i cut the hair, does it grow back immediately? I could make wigs. In fact, that's probably why I'd be a millionaire.

peridot dragon 10 years ago
hahahahaha

JoeyC 9 years ago
I want to have long head hair. Cut the rest

Peggy-fucking-Carter 12 years ago
Sounds good.

oldnotweak 11 years ago
the hair on my head shall be 10 meters long and i shall remove the hair from the rest of my body

deathburn55 11 years ago
But the hair is inside the pores of my body so only the hair on my head would be a meter which means no downside

cute-girl1234 11 years ago
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Fazlur 7 years ago
Damn my pubes are bigger than my dick

SlowYourRoll 11 years ago
And those pubic hairs though... Damn!

Shannon Perry 13 years ago
Are you world renowned for being ridiculously hairy?

Jesnang678 9 years ago
TIE IT UP?

azraeloni 11 years ago
Wookie

ImmaWhovian 10 years ago
Shave it.

cute-girl1234 11 years ago
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Ninja_pig 10 years ago
I can just wax some of it

Little Snowflake 11 years ago
Just remove the hairs you want to remove. #Loophole

Stropey 9 years ago
Trenchcoat, m80.

stepinmypantsluke 11 years ago
Uhm.... No

lilyjestemok 5 years ago
Laser hair removal, you won’t have the hair so you don’t need to grow it out

GOGETA25 11 years ago
No way

Spiderp 9 years ago
I'll be ginger cousin it. BUT I WILL FINALLY GET THAT NOVEL WRITTEN.

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago
i'll trim it X3

Im bored XD poop :D 11 years ago
What...?

Mr. Beirne 11 years ago
It's called a haircut, my friend

LondonBoi 10 years ago
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Daniel Wright 13 years ago
Done deal

cute-girl1234 11 years ago
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isuc4life 8 years ago
just shave all your hair off and your good

peridot dragon 10 years ago
Hahahahahah

cute-girl1234 11 years ago
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Etherealross 9 years ago
Well it doesn’t say you can’t cut it sooo
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