Everyone you love dies
but
you get a cool hat for free
I will not


F0x7r078 years ago
"hey dad why am I dead?". "I needed a cool hat!"

temporaryusernam9 years ago
For free?!

O-E7 years ago
I still can't forgive Speedwagon.

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
How dare you insult our lord and saivior

Crazydude98127 years ago
Speedwagon pressed the button

David Moore12 years ago
Sorry everyone, but cool hat here I come!!

Moina2 years ago
Yeah like, yeah sorry family, but that hat is really fuggin cool, and yeah no, bye
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Dk_the_gr89 years ago
make the cool hat able to resurrect everyone. LOOPHOLE!

ERROR 408 USERNAME NOT FOUND9 years ago
no, not, LOOPHOLE!, stupidity, it said "cool hat" it did not say you could give it magic powers.

Tim Williamson12 years ago
CAARRRLLLL!!!!!

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL2 years ago
stop acting like you know way like you know the rules there are no rules man we"re lost im a better father than you rick im a better man than you well hot diggidy dawg wht is that huh what is that
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Ig888 years ago
Yay a cool hat sorry family

Torterraxe9 years ago
The 36% of people who pressed the button are pretty fudged up...... Unless they love no one, which is unlikely. So basically those people don't mind all their friends and family dying for a free hat. That's selfish as heck.

king samoria8 years ago
Why i whant to be a pirate? The answor is i dont

Benjigoo7 years ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDJDJFKCMKSKDKFKSMMSD

ZingyZangy5677 years ago
Hmm...

Awesomeness01797 years ago
I hate everyone. Problem solved.

Dio-Sama7 years ago
I bet Speedwagon pressed this button more than once

Someone0017 years ago
How did 22773 people press this button??

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
worth it

Kakyointhecherryboi8 years ago
Did Speedwagon press this button?

AnthonyGualdoni8 years ago
I see no downside.

AzulProTV8 years ago
What if i already have a cool hat?

Russnyx7 years ago
I have one already

Etheallan8 years ago
Cool hat , family rip

Robin Engelen12 years ago
2841 tf2 players

Димитър Влахов12 years ago
The people who pressed the button on this question were probably in "press all the buttons" mode

An-Idiot4 years ago
No dude they pressed it because cool hat.
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itsnhi9 years ago
Wtf thisbis dumb

WookiesUnited9 years ago
GIVE ME THE DAMN HAT...

hollyskyes9 years ago
10834 people are sick fucks if a hat matters more than their family

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
And I think some people hate their families,I do but I didn't press the button
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Alduin Odahviing12 years ago
TF2 players in a nutshell

TheHoovy7 years ago
The sad part is some hats cost the life of your family

Phillip Müller12 years ago
Not even for a fez!

Arwenes9 years ago
What about a bow tie? Those are cool.

Kelsey Leigh12 years ago
there are some cruel cold hearted B!$%#@$ out there

EonDaUmbreon3 years ago
For those who are saying this dont make sense, yall are uncultured swines, its poking fun at the fact tf2 players literally spend thousands on 1 cosmetic
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Thomas Marley12 years ago
Better be a Burning Team Captain.

Thanatoast Breadingstein12 years ago
ooh Cool hat.

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CMHammond9 years ago
Please stop, this is fake as every other chain mail on here is.

Vexarik9 years ago
Hat, or family, Lime green nuts n bots stout shako in real life, or family, Hat it is, because I am a tf2 player

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MadisonWesterlund7 years ago
CARRLLLLLLLLLLLL

stink179 years ago
i dont see a downside XD

Souñd Wâve12 years ago
Those are reversed, you fucking idiot. I'm pretty sure getting a cool hat isn't the damned downside.

LelonMusk4 years ago
Cool hat is cool hat. Can't complain

Primrose-Corlux8 years ago
Sorry mom, dad and friends... But the cool hat is holy🎩👒🎓

Killer Calimari9 years ago
what the fuc* why kill everyone you love for a fuc*in hat?

Toogayforlife10 years ago
I accidentally pressed it

Mikuelious8 years ago
37% of people would sacrifice everyone they love just to get a freaking hat?! What is wrong with you, people? I'm losing my faith in humanity...

Izzie HD9 years ago
No! Nonononononono! Lol

Tyler Dixon12 years ago
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/ZK4zd4U1Zjg/hqdefault.jpg

Kasta5 years ago
when nobody loves you :|

XxGizmo34xX9 years ago
I have a million hats so whats the point

Mysterious_wind7 years ago
for FREE??!!!!! REALLY???!!!!!! I take that hat

Happyface49 years ago
No way ever in my life!That is the worst offer ever in my life!

ProphetofRegret6 years ago
So I become speedwagon? Yassss

ArionSupreme9 years ago
Why would you make that a thing!?!?

Cat-Bot7 years ago
What"s the upside?

r u serious9 years ago
cool hat with the power to bring people back to life baby

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago
Ok,are you stupid?it only says that you get a cool hat,that doesn't mean it haves powers.
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