You are God.
but
You cannot interfere with human events.
I will not

Joe Doe 13 years ago
Create a new identical race and interfere as much as you like

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
Wish I said that VARY LONG AGO.
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Gaburski 11 years ago
Whats the point of being God if you cant screw with people?

gayyturtle 10 years ago
If you"re God you can screw with people as much as possible. You don't have to interact with them to do this
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Speed-of-sound Sonic 10 years ago
I AM A GOD MUAHAHA*kira laugh*

SinonMercer 9 years ago
Death Note reference XD
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aliyah 10 years ago
Fuck humans

Elliot Bartelt 13 years ago
What's the downside? Who gives a shit about humans if you have an entire universe to mess with, and the power to create more?

piplord 11 years ago
Hell yeah

DanteW 9 years ago
There isn't much Christian in me, but it would be cool to be the alleged creator or all.

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms 9 years ago
I AM THE BEAST FROM 20000 FATHOMS I DONT NEED TO BE A GOD BITCHES!!!

SamLindler 9 years ago
I'm an atheist though

TickTockRed 9 years ago
That"s what God already does. He just sends second-hand figures to earth because he doesn't want anyone finding out he"s just a made up entity that nobody can prove exists.

DerpyKitten 10 years ago
Seriously, a religious button? Not everyone believes in God, when will people understand that?

P7 10 years ago
Dooooownsiiiiiiiide?

Romeo Beckham 10 years ago
What if you're an atheist?

DanielleWilson 8 years ago
then you become a new God that now exists. If no God orGoddess exists, you become the only God/Goddess

Klarix 11 years ago
Isn't that what he does already?

KawaiiEagle 11 years ago
Who is this "God" and WHY would I want to be him?

dimondsinthesky 12 years ago
F God what the Hell has he ever done (Soz Christians out there you keep believing)

daloope1 12 years ago
So...you're god.

Dayna Morris 13 years ago
So, basically God?

Dspikr 10 years ago
Nosaj kys
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Tyler Blankenship 13 years ago
Yes I can, because I'm omnipotent.

Christian GameGuy Mäerten 13 years ago
but then I wouldnt exist... :(

Thundia 11 years ago
Same...
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Kevin Pun 13 years ago
I shouldn't be given power like that...

Karl Rytter 13 years ago
i don't feel like being in-existent ;)

mikey36 9 years ago
If im god I wont have to give a shit about the human race and I will just do what I want :/

Bohumil Voo'Jin Belak 13 years ago
Why interfere when you can join each event for free :D

koayousei 10 years ago
god doesn't have to listen to a measely button!

SummerTheFolf 6 years ago
So... God?

SparklezQueen 11 years ago
God can interfere, he just chooses not to because he needs to prove that humans need God to rule the world, not stupid government

Sexual Predator 11 years ago
I have The Great Holy Penis.

AIDS69 8 years ago
Can’t interfere with humans but u can make things like humans to interfere with

shifu_luv_u 11 years ago
IM RAIDEN!!!!

Drwho-and-Pokemon-fangirl 10 years ago
Time lords.

The_Doberman 9 years ago
But can I help animals?

Wolf21 11 years ago
sims bitch....hehe would be funny

Tomson23111 10 years ago
It dose not say alien evens

TheAnnoyingOrange 5 months ago
Can we get caine from the amazing digital corcus.

SOMEBODYLOVEME 11 years ago
i rather save people as a human than let them die as god :(

EvilGummibear04 10 years ago
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm

Mambaa711 5 years ago
HEheh

nilsilly 11 years ago
Being god sounds complicated

KatrinaDrake 9 years ago
Then why would I want to be God?

Alexander Bemis-pickford 13 years ago
Interfer with animal events

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago
bulletbot gaming god, here I come.

LoathingCobra 11 years ago
PARADOX: since god can do anything, I just kill the person who made this rule and the rule is no more. derp

Themessigcn 9 years ago
But I am frickin god tho

Richard Hunter 13 years ago
human events not otherthings

DisWebsiteIsShit 10 years ago
Has anyone noticed that most of these seem like they are created by 5 year olds? Seriously.

XaroYvadner 11 years ago
Still searching for a downside

Winwi 8 years ago
I wouldn't want to be a god anyway that would suck

Chomma 11 years ago
Fuck people, party with the gelgameks.

Aiden641 3 years ago
THEN IM NOT GOD

timberwolf5871 11 years ago
Fuck the humans.
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