Everything you do is for personal gain. You can save someone"s life, but only because you"d feel guilty knowing that you could have saved them if you didn't and because it makes you feel better
THELONGESTOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo6 years ago
smart @$$
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Porkchopslayer0610 years ago
Just use it to help others and save the world superhero=super villain right?
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LavaWader9 years ago
I want resurrection
Lazarlzr116 years ago
You"d just die, and die, and die, and die...
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Tarka48911 years ago
The power of immortality and invinciblity
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious10 years ago
if you use these powers for others and not yourself you would actually survive
Basically I'll just be a superhero just fighting for people there will be no selfish reason.
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KillerCubePlays10 years ago
Doesn't say when you'll die...
D_YellowMadness2 years ago
It doesn't say you'll die later so the only remotely sane interpretation is that you die immediately. Things that would be stupid & pointless don't typically need to be explicitly discounted.
Means I have only one shot and I'll die afterwards anyway. As a rational intelligent biology it"s impossible to do anything consciously without satisfying your OWN WILL. And previously mentioned it"s only any super power belonged to YOU, so the only possi...[Show full comment]
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D_YellowMadness2 years ago
You'd have to pick something you won't use reflexively. For example, if you pick standard super speed, you'd have to make sure you never move faster than your natural abilities allow unless it's to help someone else.
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undertalefriends10 years ago
quick to the tardis, to go to anime world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BLAOWNS8 years ago
You can litterly bend anything, just ask your friend if they want something then teleport to another country where you want to go, buy thier thing, do whatever you want, go back. Not selfish. Or just get healing powers
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Sex9 years ago
Fuck
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Star_Charter10 years ago
Then what"s the point?
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DGTheMii3 years ago
Helping people makes me feel happy. By helping people I would be using my powers for personal gain (happiness) and would therefore die
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SarahORyan10 years ago
Hmmmmm I would die in seconds.
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TeamAwesomeness6 years ago
the power to heal others.
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TitouanPontet9 years ago
Pokemon porn for evryone
MightyXT9 years ago
That doesn't help me.
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Blaze2107 years ago
Matter creation and manipulation, so basically if be God but I"d use the powers to build new worlds and make the world better that doesn't necessarily benifit me but I"d enjoy it
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quickstirke9 years ago
OK! GIVE IT TO ME! AND I"LL STOP WORLD HUNGER! AND ANIMAL TORCHER! And we'll I'm doing that can I Plz KILL PIKACHU! I have a grudge at how POPULAR Pikachu is, VERY little of us want a different pokemon to be Popular, BUT OF COURSE THAT WON'T HAPPEN! 😡
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laughs_menacingly8 months ago
*laughs menacingly in person-who-wants-to-help-people*
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Camo2510 years ago
No downside.
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VainestKnight9 years ago
No .... it"s too risky
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KataDark2 years ago
Can I have the power to have no power? Oh, but it's already the case...
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Loophole man10 years ago
Self-res is a super power
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ILoveCatsSM5 years ago
Is it a selfish reason to make my Cat to be immortalized?
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Knakworst9 years ago
The power to summon food!!! And then end world hunger!!!
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rebel_narwhal10 years ago
Okay
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TheRealSatanLordOverAll9 years ago
What if it helps others as it helps me? Because like if I use it to care for my own health then it technically helps my family as well, right?
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Lostboything10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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puglord16 years ago
you could just give everyone it like better wifi
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PENISPENISPENISlast year
I will kill all mosquitos, Everybody wants that right?
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epikdude7010 years ago
Then, why have the powers?
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AsrielDreemurrFORREAL8 years ago
I already have super powers
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Sex9 years ago
Fuck
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Disco_Turtle9 years ago
Everything you do has some sort of personal gain right? Like if you do something good for someone else it"s personal gain because you feel happy doing it, so you'll just die anyway :/
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LadyRiverSong10 years ago
Isnt that like the point of super powers? To help people?
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PrinceEKC3 years ago
I don’t wanna levitate for selfish reasons
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Chez39 years ago
The power to nullify the down side
Mikuelious9 years ago
Congratulations! You just wasted a chance to get a superpower.
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ThePaulDude10 years ago
Then what's the point?
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Crazzygamer166 years ago
I help others with helps me
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ArchNil6 months ago
I mean, I telekinesis a cup and drop dead, I will inevitably try to make my life more comfortable
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Fire2xdxd10 years ago
Wtf. 71% pressed it.
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Demon19879 years ago
Dragon ball is real
Super sayain
Im a sayain
Immortal
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