Will You Press The Button?

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I_Am_Sherlocked 11 years ago

Asexuals high five each other in the distance.

Greninja19 2 years ago

*high fives fellow aces*

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Ayoub El Maftouhi 13 years ago

Plot twist : Orgasms are the meaning of life

KDKDragon 8 years ago

*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPP* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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duckbutt 11 years ago

i dont see a reason to press it, i already know the answer

TinaLucia 4 years ago

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.

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aproy 8 years ago

I will tell you the meaning to life WITHOUT a downside. You ready? There isn't a meaning. Now go masturbate meaninglessly.

SkylerRanker 2 years ago

W :)

Ahnking 11 years ago

I masturbate everyday.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@DrInconsiderate it’s in the Bible, alright! You just have to look closer…

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JonesJimBobski 11 years ago

wait, whats an orgasm? sorry im only 13, im assuming it has something to do with sex?

Baughg1 10 years ago

Google it. Also im 13 and know what it is.

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Some-guy-idk 8 years ago

*asexual laughter in the distance*

the-idiotic-demiboyflux 4 years ago

ha srsly tho im laughing so hard that i almost choked

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EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

Life on earth was just a random outcome of a random anomaly about 5,000,000,000 years ago.

EMPTYENDER11 8 years ago

I think god is a creation of humanity to help with the fear of death and the pain of a life without meaning. I guess we nonbelievers sometimes forget that this is a problem for others.

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WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra 9 years ago

Just because you can't orgasm doesn't mean you can't cum. Besides, you can still feel pleasure.

SnowflameStorm 9 years ago

Ummmmm... I'm homoromantic asexual, so I don't actually care all that much about orgasms? XD

the-idiotic-demiboyflux 4 years ago

if people actually care about orgasms then the world is fricking MESSED UP

Tori Nagudi 13 years ago

Let's just appreciate that the percentage of people who did not is 69.

oldnotweak 11 years ago

and do you know why? because the people pressing the button cant have orgasms anymore so its destabilizing the natural order

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

Never had them, never will :D

Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago

Perverts again...

nonamealexandra 11 years ago

Again...?

Kieran 11 years ago

Orgasms then will be useless because when you die you forget

amano 11 years ago

Looks like the meaning of life to me is feeling pain..

SirBauer 11 years ago

What if I told you, the meaning of life is that there is no meaning... just a longtime product of the base properties of the universe... but in the brief time-span of my pointless existence, I'll take my orgasms thank you very much.

fitetoon 11 years ago

ACEEEEE

lazyPerfectionist 11 years ago

Asexual, motherfucker!

RockyStarNova 11 years ago

ASEXUAL'S HAVE ONE AGAIN!

Cassie Misner 13 years ago

The meaning of life is 42. I already know that. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!!!!!!!!!

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

YASS!!!! WE DONT NEED A STUPID BUTTON TO TELL IS THAT.

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Owen Langham 13 years ago

69% of people said no, no joke.

Tyler Dixon 13 years ago

LOL 69% didn't press the button

Morgan Brandi 13 years ago

I won't.Maybe the orgasm itself is the reason of life :D

Facaeru Ionut Valeriu 13 years ago

42.

Jenny Golder 13 years ago

I don't give a fuck about the meaning of life.

Johnny Nicholas Kai Imamura 13 years ago

"Again"? XD Such presumption.

Ryan Schick 13 years ago

God is the meaning of life

SummerB 7 years ago

Not to all people

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Isabelle Novak 13 years ago

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=orgasm

Baughg1 10 years ago

Yas

Jack Vitz 13 years ago

Not knowing is half the fun anyway.

Baughg1 10 years ago

Orgasm is the meaning of life

BeatMan 2 years ago

I alreay know orgasm is all.

IceClaw 11 years ago

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Rayzzonn 9 years ago

If one could understand life you wouldn't need orgasms.

Fancy Bunny 11 years ago

To be honest I see no point in finding out the meaning of life because after that it's kinda just like there's no point in life anymore you already know what it means what happens after death what happened before the world was created. It's pointless in knowing

Tragedy 10 years ago

The meaning of life is finding the 7 Dragon balls seriously...

Anonymouslydone 11 years ago

I won't be able to get people to have sex with me anyway...

Lilliana3613 5 years ago

The meaning of life is 42. You don't need to press the button.

chixen leg jo 11 years ago

life: the period of time in between birth and death

HeroAaron19 12 years ago

That 69% though....

oldnotweak 10 years ago

lol stupid

4565AnimeHotline 11 years ago

The meaning of my life...... Is anime hair.......

how does rayman logic work? 11 years ago

wheres the downside?

Twink_punisher 3 years ago

There is no meaning in life

Portal Turtle 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Luke_da_griefer 9 years ago

All it takes is one person to press the button

candy_vess 6 years ago

are we supposed to under stand the meaning of life i dont think we are so im not pressing the button

Platypusman 11 years ago

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DeathBuster 10 years ago

Thanks Lonely Pizza i now know the meaning of life and still have an orgasm.

Nezzykeppo 11 years ago

I'm never going to .... NVM |"""""""| |• •| |_______|

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