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You can alter anyone's body in any way at will, including your own, with no side effects or cost
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You become world famous. Changing people becomes a full-time job, and a group of natural-body extremists will make an assassination attempt on you monthly.
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gvagtt 2 months ago
SCP基金会来收容你了

235x0 3 years ago
Tell me your plan to kill an Serperior , Espeon , Arbok , Pidgeotto , Vulpix , Vaporeon and More!

Maharid 3 years ago
No job for me ever again so no.

Jaketron 12 years ago
Altar self to be invincible, Make it so naturalists can literally go fuck themselves, Laugh.

Plutonium1337 10 years ago
Naturalists: "Well shit."

DaPurpleTurtle 11 years ago
all the assasins lose their legs and arms now

NixExists 8 months ago
Potatoes
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Arielle 6 years ago
B-but you said no cost or side effects

coen 11 years ago
With no side effect or cost ? Why is the But there then ?

Ryan Hartley 13 years ago
assassination attempts are part of the fun

MahNameJefffff 9 years ago
Ikr
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spudlover 11 years ago
alter their bodies to have no legs or arms so problem solved

MitterNatch 11 years ago
Alter everybody's body to be indestructible trough violence ;)

Dreadwalker 9 years ago
You could still destroy people"s stuff. Their food, homes, and hospitals. You could poison their water, starve them to death, chain them up, and leave them for dead. If you did that, some people woyld even consider it a challenge to perfect their murders, wars, and terrorist attacks.
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Rockaxe 9 years ago
Change the assassins into pugs. Problem solved

the117doctor 9 years ago
Ultimate shield bitch!

MaximePerreault 9 years ago
it is said and i quote ""with no side effects or cost"" then why are there natural-body extremists trying to assassinate you, THIS IS A SIDE EFFECT

FireHeart39 9 years ago
Can't you just alter THEIR body

sonhol 9 years ago
assassination attemps is a cost... there were no costs... no assassins

Dinopack11 9 years ago
It never said they succeed in killing you

LogicalDude 9 years ago
Then alter my body at a Godzilla form!!!Just a Easy Dilemma to resolve ^_^

Tyler Outlaw 13 years ago
Sooo why wouldn't I just alter my body to become impervious to injury, thereby eliminating the assassination attempt issue?

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Or better still take all their limbs away so they can't do anything to you, ever think of that?
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FireWiz04 11 years ago
initializing transformation to anime... WOOP WOOP WOOP! sequence finished, try not to get raped in anime form.

FireWiz04 11 years ago
HELP I CANT REMEMBER HOW TO TURN BACK OR TURN OTHER PEOPLE, AND NOW I AM BEING RAPED FOR ETERNITY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kathprat7611 9 years ago
You shouldn't change who a person is, it"s wrong!!!

Lastdragon935 9 years ago
Sure, but it says that there"s no costs to this

Fake-Pianist 10 years ago
Assasinate me please, at least I"d die famous

Charlie_707 10 years ago
Anyone else thinking Deus Ex?

Ben Neuwirth 13 years ago
I would make myself unkillable and undamageable, this way, i can continue my buisness without anyone messing with me

Jessica Ray 13 years ago
I'd do people that were born disfigured for free and then charge everyone else out the ass so not everyone is getting it done. Not because I think only the rich should get my services but because I think people should be proud of themselves. But I think ... [Show full comment]

PokéFan17000 7 years ago
Found the kind soul of the Internet. A like has been granted.

Nobody 13 years ago
but if you change your appearance, they wouldn't know who was you

MitterNatch 11 years ago
U da real mvp bro...

Lauren Culp 13 years ago
sounds easy to find loopholes

a girl 11 years ago
So i could alter myself to be immortal, and if i get maimed i could reform my body? NO DOWNSIDE

Zoe C. Johnson 13 years ago
Fuck it! YOLO!!!! bring it on assasins I've played assasins creed more than 10 times (;

RamdomGuyOnTheInternet 5 years ago
Your"re (Sorry I just had too)

ChunkyRaguYT 10 years ago
It didn't say any of the attempts would be successful

teddy45 11 years ago
I would crush the assassins with my body altering power. i would threaten the people who force me to work to give me a raise or I will kill them etc etc with great power comes great responsibility... that i dont give a sh** about.

Eggmaster 9 years ago
Sry assassins i"m a turdle!

rizza 11 years ago
How will they kill me if my body is indistructeble

Daedolon Mage 12 years ago
I would create and Army of monsters to dominate the woarld and kill every and all of those who opposite, muahahahhaha!!!!!

Habibinnit7 5 years ago
Quit the job Use the fame to create a YouTube channel Be in high security

LogicWizard314 11 years ago
Who's going to stop me from resigning?

Valder 9 years ago
Alter there body and make them explode

trustguy 11 years ago
What happened to "no side effects"?

JohnPariah 12 years ago
change myself to hide

Lama Gaming 11 years ago
Then you don't stop switching

_HexxeD_ 11 years ago
you could change yourself into solid titanium. then the assassins can't do shit

FredBearGold 9 years ago
I will get so much money from it that I could get body guards that will kick them in the ass so hard not even sundry could get there foot out or they kick them all the way to Africa.

WoodburyBoy1 11 years ago
I would make myself so small they couldn't even see me. Lol, plottwist

Yizhou Tian 13 years ago
I just make the assassin's body fucked up and BAM problem solved!?

Matthew101923 11 months ago
I can just change everyone's brain to supress violence

undertalefanforlife 10 years ago
Change into sans boom then the assassin is dead

CHEESEKING 11 years ago
YOU COULD MACK THEM HAVE NO ARMS OR LEGS

Crettical 7 years ago
N a t u r a l b o d y e x t r e m i s t s

Sour Deezl 10 years ago
Assassination attemts are hard when you can shape shift theyll have to look hard asf...
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