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You have telekinesis
but
You are paralyzed from the neck down
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sonicj01 10 years ago
Don't trust "DON'T READ THIS" and "AM I PRETTY" messages. They are untrue copypastas. Everything that says "COPY AND PASTE THIS TO SO AND SO OR ELSE" is fake.

TverdyZnak 3 years ago
Clap your hands 5 times, say "potato" 8 times, copy and paste that under the comments of different texts 16 times and you'll find an iPhone under your pillow!
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sonicj01 10 years ago
use telekinesis to move ur body

DanIsAwesome 2 years ago
My thoughts exactly! Wow i am more late then my dad bringing back milk... (Any day now dad)

BigPinkCandies 9 years ago
Powers + No P.E. =WIN FOR ME😀😀

LOLLoopholes 8 years ago
What the hell doom
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FuzzyMuzzyBeast17 10 years ago
Move my body with telekinesis. Skrub.

Jonatan Krølle Berntsen 13 years ago
Could you not move your body with telekinesis?

spr_mystery_man 9 years ago
Yes, but... it doesn't always work.
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CMHammond 11 years ago
Depends how powerful the telekinesis is, if it is just moving small objects, no, but if I have pretty much limitless power with telekinesis, I would press it. I can use the telekinesis on myself, without breaking a sweat.

CAAKE 10 years ago
I win, its telekinesis you move your self with ur mind

GohanIsFav5 10 years ago
They dont say what the limit is, so...I CAN MOVE ENTIRE GALAXYS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

billwurts 9 years ago
I can move my body with teleknises

Recon354 10 years ago
Mind quad?

CoolCal_FX 10 years ago
Theory: Using telekinesis causes disorders and cancer because your thoughts are too much for your brain to handle. You die. Jk, but anybody have some actual good theories? If so please reply and/or like. Thanks! :)

Saqill 8 years ago
Twist: Using the power has a 50% chance to cause a mental breakdown, or permanent mental disorder in whoever is subjected to the power, thereby creating a difficult moral choice for each use. Could potentially ruin a person"s life, or they could be complet... [Show full comment]

Meliodas2g 11 years ago
Ching chang chong

Meliodas2g 11 years ago
Ngngfm ,

Ahmed Abdulla 13 years ago
Im fine with being charles xavior

Untedbear 11 years ago
Charles Xavier is paralyzed from the waist down not neck down
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Jessica Dean 13 years ago
*flying through the air with my eyes rolling around in my head*

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago
float my self

sibebleuze 9 years ago
why would you need to move your body, just move everything with your mind

KawaiiUnitato 10 years ago
sure.

1Ddoge 11 years ago
just move my body with the telekinesis

FoxDaSasha 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

sonicj01 10 years ago
Don't trust "DON'T READ THIS" and "AM I PRETTY" messages. They are untrue copypastas. Everything that says "COPY AND PASTE THIS TO SO AND SO OR ELSE" is fake.
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jintoya 11 years ago
use telekinesis to control my body....how is this a difficult conscept?

weirdofrandom 6 years ago
What if you can't move your body and can only move other things?

sweetsouthernsarcasm 12 years ago
I'd go to someone with healing powers.

Incoherentpickle 9 years ago
I"d prefer to stay away from the xaviar side of things (yes I know he"s telepathic ) and coudnt you use your powers to move yourself

mattardis 11 years ago
Yeah, I can still do anything i usually would with my telekinesis. Or even just move my body with my mind powers~

kill babies 11 years ago
Yes and I will conduct a team of mutants to fight evil.

ransomgirlgamer 11 years ago
Really paralyzed is totally somthing you can fix with telekineses or whatever so why not

rymu last year
you can just use your telekinesis to move your body, so there would be no downside after you get used to your new method of movement.

Generic-edgelord 9 years ago
I either manipulate my body or just have metal rings attached at each joint and move those so the paralysis means fuck all

Andrew-avyx 11 years ago
This is temporary! Win win!

Notrel 11 years ago
Control body with telekinesis...

stormcaller0110 11 years ago
Professor Xavier

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago
i didn't

Ghost.023 9 years ago
Move your body with it

the derpic crusadeer 10 years ago
backwards xavier over here.

TellYouAllAboutIt 11 years ago
No downside. LOOK IN THE COMMENTS

Gabo_22 11 years ago
I will move with telekinesis!

Paulinator 11 years ago
ty dickson

Psykness 5 years ago
For all the "I use telekinesis to move my body" people, you still have to pee and poop, and you can't feel it coming. Have fun with that. 😯💩

Xeno 12 years ago
You can move the rest of your body as you like with telekinesis. It's just going to take awhile to get it to be instinctive.

AJ press 11 years ago
I'm dr. X

SassyBella 11 years ago
You never said i cant control myself. I CAN FLY NOW. Just float myself through the air with peeps going: WTF?!

ransomgirlgamer 11 years ago
Really paralyzed is totally somthing you can fix with telekineses or whatever so why not

_ZebraDonut_ 9 years ago
So you become Exavier from X-men

Sesna 11 years ago
I shall just move my body with telekinesis.

ChrisR.Annala 11 years ago
If you comment you got 20cm dick when you wake up

Bart Jansen 13 years ago
wait so my dick too is paraluzed, so i cant have sex?

kyleplayz 9 years ago
Use telekinesis to be like Sans from undertale!

Kitty Girl0426 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

KingFruit 11 years ago
People are so gullible. Why do people believe the copy paste crap?

Happyboi 4 years ago
Charles Xavier on hard mode

danisnontonfire 11 years ago
dude i get to be professor X from the X Men
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