You have a box full of the cutest puppies you can imagine. They never get older, never get sick and never die.
but
You can never have kids. No adoption. No surrogates. You will never have any children.
I will not


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emronimasepp 10 years ago
Kids will grow up and i dont have to take care if them again. Puppies- well, when you are 85 you still will be taking care of the same puppies who wont ever die. Which one do I want? Take care for ever, or have children that can learn to take carw of themselves?

EpicnessWasTaken 4 years ago
Exactly, so many people do not realize this.

Kato200 9 years ago
Have you ever seen little kids? They"re like little satans

Some_jojo_fan 6 years ago
*worse than satan

Rachel Rivera 11 years ago
LMAO right when i pressed the button a PetSmart ad came up! And the puppies will basically be my children!!!

Angeldawolfie 11 years ago
Who needs children if you have un-aging puppies?!

Ella014 9 years ago
It doesn't say you can't adopt puppies when your older 😄

ButteryMilk 9 years ago
Wheres the bad part in this?? I'm serious?? Where??

Garret Bobby Ferguson Jr. 13 years ago
Lol Who Needs Children

magicalwizard81 9 years ago
IKR
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CristobalR 9 years ago
At least you don't have to wake up at 3 AM because the fuckin children are crying

EpicnessWasTaken 4 years ago
Dogs whine at night time as well.

AdvancE 11 years ago
404 downside not found.

xXvlarryXx 11 years ago
LOL WHO NEEDS CHILDREN WHEN YOU GOT PUGS

Adre Adri 10 years ago
Hgahomg piga so cuye .
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ElloThereNormies 9 years ago
Who needs children when you can have SHIBES!!!

jimmymacelroy 9 years ago
screw kids we have puppers

Jack Watermelons Merritt 13 years ago
I FAIL TO SEE ANY DOWNSIDE.

EpicnessWasTaken 4 years ago
The downside is that puppies are proven to be more difficult to be taken care of than kids and is more expensive than kids.
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Morganieromustdie08 10 years ago
I hate kids anyway

Morganieromustdie08 10 years ago
Just kidding I actually love kids as long as they aren't brats

skippy and me 10 years ago
Why would pick dogs over you own future kids.

PT9 9 years ago
Honestly mate doge love u more than anyone else also Ur kids spend all Ur money on complete crap
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notthatimportant 11 years ago
Am I the only one who doesn't like dogs?

DatBoiBob 8 years ago
not really... but puppies are fucking adorable
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Lelfaere 11 years ago
I already have a kid, I don't need another one - so where are my puppies?!

ImAFangirlOk 9 years ago
I really want kids some day and I'm not really a dog person so yea, no thank you

hendryhu 9 years ago
i dont even like puppies

TheDarkendLight 9 years ago
WAIT! Will I still be able to get laid???

Hedg3h09 11 years ago
I prefer cats

Jaeha 11 years ago
Well I'm a cat person...

craftingruby 11 years ago
Me to.

Honda Seishinbyō NoUke Kiku 13 years ago
i fail to see the bad part of this

Mostly_Factual 9 years ago
If you pressed the button then you"re ignoring the fact that since they never die but you still do they will be left all alone with no master one day.

magicalwizard81 9 years ago
give them to somebody you trust before you die.

No one at all 11 years ago
The puppies are practically kids

Stratford Manning 13 years ago
Being an uncle is way better anyway.

Caticorns15 9 years ago
My puppies are my children! 🐶🐶

Ghulam619 11 years ago
I hate dogs!

TeamAwesomeness 6 years ago
I don't touch non-human animals, so no

bradz 10 years ago
Don't want kids love puppies

Heathin 11 years ago
Puppies would live on forever and suffer the loss of their sanity as everything that ever existed slowly starts to die

TheWiseGuru 10 years ago
Umm you should add a downside.

ShyFeather 11 years ago
Never mind kids, PUPPIES FOR THE WIN

Candykat 8 years ago
I can still get cats right?

oPhantom 10 years ago
You just described my virgin middle school techer

Meowstar 11 years ago
Who needs children when you have a box of undying puppies?

Galaxyhip 9 years ago
I never wanted kids in the first place

joujoubox 11 years ago
Children are trouble and OMFG ARE THESE PUPPIES SO CUTE

Cara Kaminski 13 years ago
I would not pick dumb ass animals that can do nothing for you over children

Dragongirl1978 10 years ago
dogs are smart, and pets actually reduce stress levels so they do help.

ThatOneKidwafflleee 8 years ago
The downside is..?

Dragongirl1978 10 years ago
I dont want to have children, No downside, and i love puppies so much!!! YESYESYESYESYEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ventiro 12 years ago
it says never have kids... so you can bang without condoms and not have to worry... FUCK YEAH!

keithisemo 9 years ago
i have never pressed the button so fast

ProfMoss 3 years ago
win win bby, crotch goblins are expensive and have morals

Tiopick 10 years ago
Puppies for all I care yay!! They didn't say no girl freind or wife or anything like that I could get a teen then

Creeperface130 11 years ago
Kids < Puppies

Chess_Player 9 years ago
No downside whatsoever

justkeepswimming 11 years ago
no downside

TrentonStern 6 years ago
....I font want children though. So gg I win

jamest5 10 years ago
who wants kids you could spend all of your money on heated toilet seats and Lamborghinis instead of handing it all down to your kids for school and stuff
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