Will You Press The Button?

0reo 11 years ago

So in other words, I would be immortal if I don't get children?

Eliseok28 10 years ago

No, you could die in other ways too

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Ghopher1 11 years ago

I'm not selfish, My children's happiness and fortune is more important than my life

themysteryman 10 years ago

SURE U R Selfish Too just Like everyone Else

Watermelonman 10 years ago

Get the child out there with a cut, then it never gets born.

CableButkus 9 years ago

"You weren't born. You were removed, tumor baby."

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RAJgamer 8 years ago

First step: adopt kids second step: watch them grow happy and successful Or It does say children plural, just have 1 kid

Jackeyvince 10 years ago

Just never stop having kids and you'll never die

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

That only works if you are someone with functioning male reproductive organs. If you’re a female, then at some point, you can no longer have kids.

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Stephen Lee 13 years ago

best pickup line ever. "Bare my children and they are going to be guaranteed successes."

ethevillager 5 years ago

Bare... Children? I don't want naked children in my house, no thank you

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AmazinglyLegit 10 years ago

It doesn't say they will be unsuccessful if I don't

WBGrock 11 years ago

I can has sex?

Bear5 2 years ago

???

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XxwolfxX 9 years ago

no tengo hijos y nunca tendre seguramente :(

Guitar28 10 years ago

Basically Cubone

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Ha! Joke"s on you! I'm adopting :D

..Alainiak.. 11 years ago

No no no no no

MaxMcBosszz 10 years ago

Wow super Dan... Wow...

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Not_Hardi 5 years ago

Adopt?

Futurewatcher 11 years ago

I don't want to have kids so... boom.

eatemupeatemupeatemupeatemup 8 years ago

So I'm immortal given that I don't have children? And they get to live happy lives too? Score.

Luckyblocks 12 years ago

Justianfab heres a paradox enters bad luck contest and looses (will bad luck Brian)

Snowwolfajj 10 years ago

So basically Silvestream in reality

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

Yes, feathertail was successful even though she died. So was storm... forgot his name.

PatPLAYS 9 years ago

I WILL HAVE NO CHILDREN!

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago

adopts first child* later has other dies happily*

Davynavy02 11 years ago

How then I know that they live happy!?!?

captainrex 10 years ago

so i will die by a heart attack?

Jakipooh 10 years ago

Roasted.

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thegay 3 years ago

i don’t want kids

PeaceFromHogwarts 11 years ago

Um I WANT TO SEE THEM SUCSEFUL GEEZ

Panic!atmychemicalfallout 11 years ago

I love your username.

DevlinSimon 9 years ago

What says the won't be happy and successful

Noob-_fighta 8 years ago

Heck ima adopt

InconspiciousCardboardBox 11 years ago

I dont plan on ever having children so this is fine

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

Presses butten, Ill just adopt, cuz it says BORN.

cum Chowder 11 years ago

F*ck those little B*stards Im living a whole life.

ValerieParker 9 years ago

*dies in childbirth* Thanks -_- No thank you! This has no upside, for a woman who doesn't want to have children.

Noortje van Gessel 13 years ago

I honestly don't understand why you'd press the button.

ProStudios 11 years ago

At least they will be happy...

charizard_ 9 years ago

I wasn't gonna have kids anyway. Lol

TheMemer 10 years ago

worth it

L1ght5h0w 11 years ago

I'll just adopt.

Pleshy 9 years ago

What if I never get children :D

Emo_Child 11 years ago

Then I won't have children

seoutaheoanstu 4 years ago

My child will become BATMAN? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!

andrewls671 10 years ago

46% of people are selfish, myself included.

RGPZ 8 years ago

I Dont Wanna Make A Family

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Yndigo 11 years ago

I think I would do it, even though I have a feeling I'm not really grasping what this is fully...

AtomicBanana 12 years ago

The feels are strong with this one

Calmdown8 11 years ago

In Earth the children are sad because of school

ValerieParker 9 years ago

But, I don't want children -_-

Lujain Samarkandi 13 years ago

I want to name him ja *falls and dies*

My smile 10 years ago

Of course i will take care of my children as well as i can

GIVEMEHASHBROWNZ 9 years ago

Who cares about what your children do?

Jakipooh 10 years ago

For them.

JZT530 9 months ago

我只要收养一个孩子就可以了

murio 11 years ago

how they will be happy if one of hus parents died in his/her/theyr birthday?

TheGassyGamerYT 11 years ago

So I don't get children, re read it

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