Will You Press The Button?

0reo 11 years ago

So in other words, I would be immortal if I don't get children?

Eliseok28 10 years ago

No, you could die in other ways too

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Ghopher1 11 years ago

I'm not selfish, My children's happiness and fortune is more important than my life

themysteryman 10 years ago

SURE U R Selfish Too just Like everyone Else

Watermelonman 10 years ago

Get the child out there with a cut, then it never gets born.

CableButkus 9 years ago

"You weren't born. You were removed, tumor baby."

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RAJgamer 8 years ago

First step: adopt kids second step: watch them grow happy and successful Or It does say children plural, just have 1 kid

Jackeyvince 10 years ago

Just never stop having kids and you'll never die

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

That only works if you are someone with functioning male reproductive organs. If you’re a female, then at some point, you can no longer have kids.

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Stephen Lee 13 years ago

best pickup line ever. "Bare my children and they are going to be guaranteed successes."

ethevillager 5 years ago

Bare... Children? I don't want naked children in my house, no thank you

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AmazinglyLegit 10 years ago

It doesn't say they will be unsuccessful if I don't

WBGrock 11 years ago

I can has sex?

Bear5 2 years ago

???

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Aaron12998 9 years ago

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Lagennagen 10 years ago

Its a two for one deal.

cow4cow 11 years ago

my kids can go to hell i dont need them

Doge_bro 11 years ago

Fuck no baby

Wiwisheiej 6 years ago

Why the heck should i press the button if i never get to see my son or grandson

NinNin 11 years ago

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

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AthenaMichaelis 9 years ago

So girls would die in childbirth and males will die while watching their s.o. Give birth

katniss4life 8 years ago

That"s sad, and this might seem selfish, but I want to be able to see my children and grandchildren thrive life.

Justinfab 12 years ago

but they wont be happy if i die so PARIDOX B!TCHS

Watermelonman 10 years ago

What if you adopt?

DesertFox 11 years ago

i hate childern but i still press since i wont die as long as i hav no kid boom

Maximus312 10 years ago

Then I wont have children undtill im like 40 something

Xbox Master 11 years ago

I would like to live so sorry

AtaUllah 9 years ago

Stupid! Use revives!! Duhhh!

Tigger2.00 10 years ago

They will die afterwards from no breast feeding.

XxCrystalphoenixX 3 years ago

good thing I'm adopting

nik1178 11 years ago

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

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LadyAerin 9 years ago

You could adopt. It never says anything about biological children, and they wouldn't be born to you so it wouldn't kill you.

SaschaMaigatter 8 years ago

My children, after which child do i die

StevenUniverse 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

dankmemes101 9 years ago

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DottySpot 9 years ago

If my children are better than I"ve ever been then my job is done. My dad said that once. Plus you can tell your grandchildren to press this button and they can tell their grandchildren to press it and so on...and your family will be successful forever!!!!

TSOCOOKIEHD 10 years ago

No downside what so fucking ever

SunUsta 11 years ago

#worth

NICEBOY123 9 years ago

I would never do that to my chiled

Theodore Malone 13 years ago

Of course I would press it

BamtanJEM 11 years ago

Meh. Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy ... [Show full comment]