You have all knowledge on the internet in your brain (auto sync) accessible at any time.
but
You have terrible nightmares every night as a direct result.
I will not


Brittany-Void8 years ago
All of the internet is in your mind, OF COURSE you"re going to have nightmares

kathprat76117 years ago
I agree completely! I would like to stay innocent as long as possible!!!

marriedtoeugene9 years ago
I'm already in too deep. Might as well go deeper.

imavirginnn4 years ago
read my name
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weirdguy597 9 years ago
That would be good because you can use your Internet brain to find out how to get rid of nightmares or use all the smart pepes and make a cure to sleeping so you'll never have nightmares cuz you can't sleep

Lightbeam7 years ago
You can't get rid of nightmares if the button gave you nightmares. Also, everything on the internet is already known by someone, so you won't be able to discover a cure to sleeping.
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Memeber8 years ago
The nightmares are a direct result of the access. It must be hard to live with that intelligence. Barely any.

Huntsman 9 years ago
*chills down spine*To much porn

KristinaEttinger7 years ago
What us porn
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Booperdoooper7 years ago
Me asleep: SHREK IS LOVE,, SHREK IS l-*random shrieking*

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago
This isn't a good thing. That means the dark corners of the internet too. Including SpideyPool.

Revan32555 years ago
Wtf
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GretaVgs7 years ago
I already have nightmares of what I saw on the internet so thanks but no

SuperButtonManTheFirst7 years ago
Nightmares, YAY!!!:)

Riflescoop8 years ago
people are gonna watch por* in their heads XD

IvyNTP8 years ago
I do not want all of the knowledge on the internet... There are some things that I really wouldn't like to know about.

Wolf Mackenzie12 years ago
I already have a subconscious that hates me. So I already get pretty upsetting nightmares 80% of the time that I dream anyway. Just learn lucid dreaming from the internet. You'll still have nightmares but you'll be able to face them to lessen or destroy t...[Show full comment]

D YellowMadness4 years ago
It says they"d be terrible though, which means whatever you"re dreaming would either be completely outside your control or so horrible in the brief moments before you gained control that you"d still be miserable. At least if it means they"d be terrible by ...[Show full comment]
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Mimisan8 years ago
what if you are the internet

xX_G0D_Xx9 years ago
Use the internet to find a solution for your nightmares

YoloYester4 years ago
Easy. Just don’t have nightmares.

ghcvghcg9 years ago
irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]

CMHammond9 years ago
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Krimson_Shadow_the_Changeling9 years ago
*shudders* so many tentacles...

OrangeShotgun9 years ago
ewwwwwwwwww

HSTrains7 years ago
I already know and I hate nightmares.

SuperPvPingcocoa9 years ago
Well ill now how To sleep easier because Im a Google Brain xD

NightSky6127 years ago
Worth the nightmares!

fagridocska10 years ago
Who cares? I have the knowledge from the internet as to how to suppress or completely stop nightmares.

Legoxela9 years ago
Jokes on you, I don't dream

ghcvghcg9 years ago
irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]

CMHammond9 years ago
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SenpaiNotYandere?9 years ago
Get therapy dude.

Willvylast year
This is really interesting. Does that mean I get all the misinformation, too? Like, will I partially believe that 5G towers are shooting mini mind control rays into my pet goldfish? Do I just have it memorized or do I have to do the searches in my head, li...[Show full comment]

ghcvghcg9 years ago
irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]

CMHammond9 years ago
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TrueRenegade8 years ago
No, some memes are just too spicy!

rebeldevil11 years ago
Everything on the Internet in my head. All at once. Folks, if that's not a recipe for insanity I don't know what is.

D YellowMadness4 years ago
The knowledge would make you insane. Someone insane shouldn't have that power.

Zacary9 years ago
Its only a nightmare if your afriad of it, with the internet it wont scare you because you seen it before

Jonathan TheFantasy Fantasm12 years ago
Mr. CreepyPasta, come to my bedside. We'll share stories~

Link259 years ago
Nightmare likes Five Night's Ar Freddy's ?????????

Creamytoast9 years ago
No, like the darkness of the internet, filled with mutilated corpses.

IHateFeminism9 years ago
"How to get rid of nightmares"

KronosJim9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

SBURBIAN9 years ago
you said it my friend
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Cdr_Drip7 years ago
Insomnia, easy

DODNF10 years ago
I can't even dream, no downside for me.

D_YellowMadness14 days ago
I love how I was wondering if it's voluntary or not & then the second part basically answered the question.

ghcvghcg9 years ago
irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]

CMHammond9 years ago
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DudeGuyGaming8 years ago
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Revan32555 years ago
YOUR THE BULLSHIT
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CoolKat10 years ago
I never sleep but when I do I have nightmares anyway

LeonShadowblade9 years ago
Wikipedia,YouTube and Rule34 at all time? count me in!

lovey8268 years ago
I"d rather not, thanks.

Eray Kaan Kebabçı12 years ago
I didn't need sleep anyways...

undertale love9 years ago
Um I don't dream :(

GR1MREAP3R133 years ago
I already have nightmares every night so sign me up!!!

ghcvghcg9 years ago
irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]

CMHammond9 years ago
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megasadi123 9 years ago
I al red y do

FedoraDog217 years ago
I could get used to it

Lolburgerz9 years ago
Great now I will be murdered by creepypastas..

MelanieCrybaby8 years ago
i dont want to be a computer
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