All your friends will be rich
but
You will be poor and they cant give you money
I will not


giant_hobbit7 years ago
They can't GIVE it to me... but I can sell them useless shit for super-high prices

D_YellowMadnesslast month
Sell it for no money? Because they can't give you money? ?????

Keiron Fon Rose12 years ago
No one said they couldn't buy shit for you, or steal it! B|

User2825 years ago
You, my good sir, ARE A GENIUS!
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Soplica5 years ago
They can give me f00d

DjX906 years ago
Im"a just steal from "em,or else they can buy me crap

DEATHNINJA64Jayfeather8 years ago
But they can buy stuff for me

Fallennight19869 years ago
If they ( accidently ) drop it and u findnit its not given to u

Surreal Evony12 years ago
I'd rather all my friends never have to worry about anything ever again.

Cow287 years ago
Till it happens.

Abraham Moreno12 years ago
If i'm gonna suffer, they'll suffer with me!

BadTimeSans18 years ago
Show some mercy
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Alejandro Velasquez12 years ago
no money? no prob, i'll live with them and get a job everything else will be free thanks to them

TINY BOX TIM 9 years ago
Where is the fun in having rich friends that are bigger than you while you are poor living in a dark cold cellar... OH GAHD, THAT MY LIFE AND THE BIGGER BOXES!

Tatara8 years ago
They can give money to someone else and this person will give it to me. Easy.

TheTechnoBot10 years ago
I have too many asshole friends who don't deserve being rich...

nerdybucket8 years ago
That"s already how it is for me

gijswillem111 years ago
I only have 2 friends but they are my best friends ill do it for them btw i could just live with them

8-Bit Half-Wit9 years ago
I'd gladly take a vow of poverty anyway.

lobelia899 years ago
Hey they can still buy me things and thats cool i mean if they are happy i would be happy

crowleysgarce669 years ago
never said they could buy me stuff

FNAFlover9 years ago
I have no friends and everybody hates me at school. 😢

oliver25119 years ago
Rich doesn't mean that you have unlimited money

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pinkkitty09919 years ago
I am one of my many friends!

IsMyName9 years ago
No one said they couldn't buy shit for you. :D

zGrimm3 years ago
Just take it and apologize later

6966613379 years ago
No one said ii can't take it

Copycat978 years ago
How about I EARN the money from my trudged friend. As in they pay me for doing something we both agree on.

WilliamtheSunDragonKnight10 years ago
Already true :(

Dontaskmyname7 years ago
You didnt say how poor. I could be a multi millionare and they could be a multi billionare. NO DOWNSIDE!!!

JonathBRASIL9 years ago
You have all the noney that you want But You can not use your with girls, games, beermon

EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago
This is all about perception. What if poor is also a trillionare

Kian Hughes12 years ago
My friends already are rich. I think....whatever....

littlekk1239 years ago
i would press the button because i dont care if im rich brah

Lissfirefly9 years ago
Just because they can't give you money, doesn't mean they can't purchase everything for you.

UltralegoGamer9 years ago
They could buy stuff for me, but at least my friends are happy :)

SnowflameStorm7 years ago
They can't give anything directly to me, but they can give it to someone else to give to me. Finding loopholes everywhere.

Caneca9 years ago
I don't have friends.

L1feDRAIN9 years ago
Your mom is one of them, lady... or man.

Loganicai9 years ago
I'm already poor, no downside for me. LOOPHOLES!

Anditaruna8 years ago
But they can give me stuff

Pyrosomebody10 years ago
Hell No.

Noobiegamer 9 years ago
I'd give my life for the better future of my freinds :)

Neopolitan8 years ago
I'm a friend of myself.

TheSolangeloShipper11 years ago
Could they give my family money, and then my family gives it to me?

dudebro1019 years ago
Who cares I just hooked up my friends for life and key word is can't give me money didn't say anything about stuff

LukeCortez5 years ago
I could ask them for checks, not physical money

taranis27349 years ago
They can just give you food and everything else instead. If they don't they're not much of a friend anyway, and suddenly no longer rich if you follow the wording.

Husky_Gunner9 years ago
My current life at the push of a button

TheArkerportian7 years ago
People owing you favours is a kind of wealth one should not underestimate!

karuroshikun9 years ago
I'll be your friend, okay no

DarkFishking9 years ago
They can not give me money physically? That is literally impossible. Also, first you need friends.

franzeco3337 years ago
You selfish bastards. You still have to win your own money by working. Don't you know that"s how it works?

GoElricest9 years ago
It doesn't say they cannot buy me items of value. Click!
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