Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 2 years ago

This is called "buying things" and is a very basic skill for near anyone.

Allora22701 11 years ago

There's no difference. Though can you really buy things that don't exist yet therefore they don't have a price and are free!? OOH. LOOPHOLE. VIRTUAL REALITY GAMES!! SAO!!

Fluffle-is-Fluffy 8 years ago

I COULD BUY I UNICORN BECAUSE NO ONE SELLS THEM, SO I DECIDE THE PRICE!

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Tommy McPartland 13 years ago

So let me get this straight. You're telling me that if I push this button, I will be able to give people money and get things in return? Unbelievable. There is no way. Oh wait, every person on the planet does that every fucking day.

ha3 4 years ago

the planet does that every fucking day.

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Arial 9 years ago

I think I figured this one out. You can buy ANYTHING, not just things at a store. You could buy a thing a person isn't selling for it"s value. You could purchase all the stocks of a company off of the owners and they would have to acept. You could buy the ... [Show full comment]

12345qwer 9 years ago

what??this wont change anything.

AssHar 9 years ago

Useless button. WARNING: USELESS

Edgelord McGee 10 years ago

That's called real life.

Babes 10 years ago

Life??? can i have one??

James Smith 13 years ago

It worked!

ha3 4 years ago

ok

CHASEHUFF 8 years ago

In the future the world will keep on printing money. So stuff will just keep getting even more expensive. So if you read it clearly all prices will stay the same. So you will also have the ability to get anything in the world any time you want. My case is closed. . .

CHASEHUFF 8 years ago

I nailed it

Klaus_von_Schnitzel 9 years ago

You don't fucken say!

ThePotatoeGamer 10 years ago

You can probably buy fictional and sold out things

Beth Lott 13 years ago

The implication of being able to "buy anything" is that I'm so fabulously wealthy that it doesn't matter what the price is, I will always be able to afford the item. No downside. Button push.

cray 11 years ago

wow, this is the only actual working button press...i feel like jesus now.

Loopiloop 11 years ago

a pokeball, an porigon, a moneymaking machine, a machine gutant wishes, an unicorn, drugs. deal with it.

Rebecca Faron 13 years ago

So nothing changed at all? Wait, does this like negate discounts and coupons and shit?

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Good point.

Sailorkatie21 11 years ago

Ummmmmm no cause u would have to pay for the item normally so this basically changes nothing

LunarMoone 9 years ago

Unicorns don’t exist, they have no price, don’t have to pay.

Mrm 11 years ago

Translation from above: You can continue your life but you continue your life

Dr. Wallace Breen 10 years ago

Wow, I get to buy things now.

KingFruit 11 years ago

Don't trust the "DON'T READ THIS" bullcrap. It's not true. Anything that says "COPY THIS TO SO AND SO OR ELSE" is just bullshit. Don't worry

TheKiller99YT 10 years ago

Tecnically just buying them anyways with money. :/

Loonyhog 10 years ago

Yes, but, it unlocks, things someone doesn't want to part with.

heatfromfire 5 years ago

well ANYTHING? even fictional items? going to be buying NOTHING but ultra balls for the equivilant for like 50 bucks each and throwing them at people i dislike

TheDawg1 11 years ago

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888thorn 10 years ago

people think this is ironic, but it actually means you don't have to go to the store

HavingAPanicAttackRN 8 years ago

wtf is this button even

A-Jamaican Danish 11 years ago

Wait this does do something you can buy anything. People are priceless so you get that for free, you could buy a bunch of people and make them slaves, right after you the right to be above the law, then you don't have to pay for anything

John Doe 11 years ago

What's the downside?

WarDuck 9 years ago

Really?

rockoutwithme44 11 years ago

I already do this

WildPresser 10 years ago

This is counterproductive

Mr. Commentator 12 years ago

This feels kinda boring in comparison to the other ones... I mean buying anything you want, sure. But paying for however much it already costs... The only way that would work if people had a selling price. >_<

laughs_menacingly 8 months ago

so "buying things normally"

iPoKiNg 11 years ago

It's just like now I don't Rob .

dylanwilliams99 10 years ago

Before people get pissed, what he means is like limited edition stuff and stuff that dont sell anymore

ccicnce113424 3 years ago

This allows me to buy things that are out of print or discontinued. good.

Paulo_G 11 years ago

soo, you can buy anything, but you have to pay how much it costs? isn't that how things work already?

Goldenfur 9 years ago

do you get unlimited money

Pyrox 11 years ago

OMG LOL THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

will finally buy ps5

#fuck 11 years ago

its the same as real life

Caden504 9 years ago

So if I can buy ANYTHING then wouldn't that mean that I have infinite money? Possible loophole?

thatswhatithoughtm8 10 years ago

How about this,ITS BASICALY NO DOWSIDE! Because if you cant shop anything that is out of your country (Probaly) You can shop it! Wait,with the internet you can do it! Wait,if you dont have internet? Yeah Maybe will work,this is a bit contraditory,It dosent make any sense! WELL,GO TO HELL