You may memorize and forget anything you choose to with no effort.
but
You can only defecate 3 times a month, no matter how badly you may want to go.
I will not


ConnorVisscher8 years ago
I'll just forget that I need to go.

LazyDK878 years ago
Go on a liquid diet.

Wolf_wolf7 years ago
Blended taco bell anyone?

mebruh9 years ago
That would be .......... painful

mart9 years ago
just forget u want to take a shit........

AmyWilliams9 years ago
Um you would explode literally but okay 44% of the population. You would die horrible deaths. Why would you even want that?

Burstbusterz8 years ago
There are plenty of people who defecate fewer times than others. Me, for example.
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Paul Phillips12 years ago
Well shoot, I think that's the average amount of times I go in a month anyways. ...Yeah, I'm weird like that.

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago
This game is only 8 years old
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Star Wars fan 249 years ago
Ok.

BoazvanCaem8 years ago
Oh crap. (Literally)

loganator359 years ago
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LughaidhMorgan8 years ago
Wtf is this ?lol
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alcaponed10 years ago
GOOD ONE somebodyelse.com! Laughed my ass off

Godmaster7 years ago
How can u memorize anything if you are straining to go? No(buzzer sounding)

Randhal the human 9 years ago
i dont know very good the english :(

M00nlght8 years ago
Honestly I don't really go much more often that that at all if I were to actually keep track. If I make myself a little schedule I would highly likely be able to pull if off. And with all the money I could make from this power, laxatives would be easy for me to obtain if I need them.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
memorize that plumbers number fast.

xrider6199 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. say your name ten times.say your mom's name five times. s...[Show full comment]

Jeremy56629 years ago
ikes: 0 DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's na...[Show full comment]

Gameknight648 years ago
Ick! Can u at least choose

diaochan10 months ago
忍屎10天可坚持不住

Hank Whittaker9 years ago
Hell no, I ain't gettin' constipated and all that crap (no pun intended, though it seems like there was a pun intended)!!

racer128510 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

SmileyMelons 9 years ago
Have one those skills be proper dedication. Boom, downside has been downtrodded...

restoboxer10 years ago
peptobismol to the rescue!!!

the_tryhard_10_year_old8 years ago
Poop every 10 days. ˙˙˙\_____(●_● )_____/˙˙˙ (don't know why I posted this)

th3br09 years ago
here my will you press the botton http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/211404

nerdybucket8 years ago
So become vegetarian?

GigglyPug9 years ago
worth it

Lucio36910 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

UrsoDasNeves7 years ago
Downside?

Gnarlicious9 years ago
Its a nice way to counter attack diarrea

Pandajuice178 years ago
No more fast food. Not doing this.

Slyde9 years ago
I do that anyways... I have problems.

Daria Michałowska12 years ago
Being unable to defecate while still having to would get such person killed, if I am correct. 39% of people who faced this question pretty much decided to die. Way to go.

KawaiiCrybaby9 years ago
just poop aloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot at a time

Watermelonman8 years ago
Worst case i vomit it out.

meatloave4 months ago
Man , this dilemma sucks ! It is almost a true dilemma , the ability to remember any of the information you've ever been exposed to with perfect clarity.... Man what a power that would be. But no one would be able to survive the tradeoff. Poop humor is gro...[Show full comment]

CrazyGriefer9 years ago
well,then just forget to poop !

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TroyYuki9 years ago
I cant... hold it anymore

Lord Hydra10 years ago
Only being able to defecate three times a month would result in my death...

OfficialJHS7 years ago
Well. . . Then scientifically we would die of water poisoning.

Giantelephantseal8 years ago
All I can say is: I"ve done bad things in my life and there are three words that I use. DEAL WITH IT.

knorrway9 years ago
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AmyWilliams9 years ago
That was a long comment. Good job for wasting your time on something pointless. So do you also hail hydra?

Stomegrock8 years ago
I have a really memory anyway. No thanks!

QuietScreaming7 years ago
Looks like you forget something there...

wintersolstice9 years ago
just get anal surgery...+500% capacity

Major_Ligue_Gaming10 years ago
Lucio369 you are fucking retarted kid OMG whixh idiot believes to thia bullshit!

ShyExtrovertArtist4 years ago
Can't you just pumo the crap outta your system??

Tisalovelybug9 years ago
I already only defecate 3 times a month, sometimes even less, like there is zero downside to this.

Fummie8 years ago
Just forget that i need to go to the bathroom

djfoxy3219 years ago
Downside??

Jaysepticeye8 years ago
i drink alot of dr. pepper so, no

ITellTheTruth9 years ago
my boweles will implode
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