You gain the ability to read 100 pages a minute
but
The only books you are allowed to read for the rest of your life are 50 Shades of Grey and the 10,000 knockoffs
I will not

Nosaj 10 years ago
If you like a book, you want to finish it slowly so you have it longer. This would only be useful for crappy school books, but the downside destroys that use.

BuilderJayMC 9 years ago
Same, I love taking my time to read my books. Sometimes I read them out loud to make it longer.

I like men 10 years ago
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dinojl 10 years ago
I know! *presses f5*

Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson 10 years ago
No way. Screw it. I will stick to my weird 40 pages a minute I wanna read Harry Potter

Tangle10 10 years ago
How do you read 40 fucling pages a minute?
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VainestKnight 9 years ago
Life without Manga is cruel

cmsunj last year
不能看动漫吗
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Mr Medical 11 years ago
I can read 2 pages a minute. Why would I need to read more?

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
FUCK NO! I WANT TO READ ACTUAL BOOKS DAM IT!

Charlie Banks 13 years ago
what's the point?

probium 5 years ago
And why?
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annaburden 10 years ago
Fifty shades of gray is like reading the script to a porno

Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago
totally not worth it. fuck that shit

J3susl1v3s 4 years ago
Lol I like you Meggles Sploofimax
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Mike9090 9 years ago
Lmao if I can only read that book 100 pages a minute what is the upside? I'll never read a book that sounds like a childrens book to teach you about colors, and this part is for gray. I"d rather use it for when I need to make a presentation about a book... [Show full comment]

MouseGirl 5 years ago
50 shades of orange 50 shades of purple
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jessymr 11 years ago
My favourite is fifty shades of nay the story of a man and horse

yep 11 years ago
i can read things that arent books though... so like webcomics, subtitles, etc...

lavaleader 11 years ago
I dont read books anyways :3

Tranny_faggot 9 years ago
You would never be forced to read a book again 👌

Call_the_police_mommy 6 years ago
Nobody said anything about E-books

Nicola Savio 13 years ago
"no, teacher, you have to believe me, I couldn't study because that book was not 20 shades of grey!"

TheIronKing 10 years ago
HAVE SOME DAMN PRIDE YOU PERVS

Randomfrag 11 years ago
Ibooks......enough said

Cipher2327 10 years ago
Nah...

That Annoying Prick 11 years ago
It Does't Say Anything About Comics so Yeah

KenJen6420 9 years ago
I prefer watching my p o r n than reading it

xX_G0D_Xx 11 years ago
I'd fail at school

TheLastDodo64 11 years ago
Don't read a book then :)

samwashere 4 years ago
i already have this ability

plottwist56 11 years ago
i dont read anyway im set

Rawih 11 years ago
That skill will get boring really soon.

Person Of Interest 10 years ago
fanfictions tho they aren't technically books

walgen1920 11 years ago
Waste of a cool skill.

Karthadon 8 years ago
I already read pretty fast. Also i don't need to read 50 shades of grey that fast.

Axtion Bastrd 13 years ago
fuck that.

melonlord 11 years ago
i would become a gamer than do that stuff

Space-unicorn 9 years ago
Fuck no what about Harry Potter

Areonomatron 9 years ago
I can already read 3 pages a minute at least so really that"s much too fast...

mr.whatface 11 years ago
Nope.

Allora22701 11 years ago
ALREADY HAVE IT!! HAHAHA!

Snowfrost918 11 years ago
Where is the upside?

KoragTheOrog 5 years ago
10,000 Shades of Trash

assbutt 12 years ago
No just...no

FUcksMcgee 10 years ago
Man the people who said yes must really like bad porn.

JoshuaEaves 9 years ago
Porn in a book hell yes

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago
I would just read others anyway

the_abyss 11 years ago
simple sneek books that you want to read its that simple

jaydwen 11 years ago
USELESS!

FandomTrash4Life 9 years ago
I don't read that fast (of course haha) but I can already read really fast anyway. Also, I love reading and I wouldn't be able to stand only reading those.

raindropsinthesnow 2 years ago
zero upside

Iwuvbacon 11 years ago
No NO I want to read warrior cats!

MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago
No fun in it.

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dankmemes101 9 years ago
Was that comment an example of the stupid comments, or...
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Imtrustworthylelelelelellelel 10 years ago
Hey guess what? You'd get done with them very quickly, however it said you're only aloud to read those books but put on the cover of those to another book and you basically can read anything you want so yes I will press the button.
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