Step 1: Obtain wingsuit. Step 2: Put on wingsuit. Step 3: Fly really high. Step 4: Use wingsuit to fly forward, faster than 4 mph.
AColdGuy5 years ago
Well, that would be plaining, but it is a very smart solution.
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AColdGuy5 years ago
It says mph, not miles per hour. That could also be megameters (1000 kilometers) per hectosecond (100 seconds). 4 megameters per hectosecond is 144000000 kilometers per hour, or about 89477451.6822 miles per hour. BIG BRAIN TIME.
Duolingo4 months ago
I was about to say that you would die from going that fast but then I realized that it’s you TOP speed
Just find a leaf bower and all problems are solved... dumb idiots
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A strange person10 years ago
4 miles per hour roughly equals 6,4 kilometres per hour.
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GET DUNKED ON10 years ago
UNDERTALE!!!!!!
Best game ever
9999999999 out of 10
Do u get the reference cause in genoside when u kill the bosses and hit them and they fall and die it shows 9999999999/ I think or 9999999999
I wante...[Show full comment]
kapi2 years ago
do you remember making this comment, GET DUNKED ON? do you regret it?
I would just troll people. When someone bumps into me i would float away screaming. Or make my legs float while holding on the the ground screaming, "help me!"
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TheRadiantDehd10 years ago
FREE ABILITY!!!! At least you can levitate quite well... Plus most people don't walk any faster than that, so it"s still really useful
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Phantom19 years ago
My average speed is 1 mph so that"s great
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DonartDasCoolGuy10 years ago
Free superpower
No downside.
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Timelypat10 years ago
Why would you not press the button? Doesn't matter how fast you can fly, YOU CAN STILL FREAKING FLY!
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Alejandro Teddii Desince13 years ago
The average person walks at about 3 mph, so I mean, 4 mph is pretty aight
Someone: Pulls a knife on me.
Me: Oh no. Whatever will I do?
Me: *Walks away in an upwardly direction.
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Star Wars fan 2411 years ago
Worth it.
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Brenna Wiley13 years ago
Even though its slow, it could save your life.
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Lzke8 years ago
I can fly, b*tches!!! *slowly moves away* Gimme a minute!
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Enderbro44111 years ago
Hey it more than I could fly before
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ooh_902386 years ago
if you can fly but only go 4mph you can just not fly
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WumboPinheadLarry11 years ago
I don't need to waste energy so meh
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Corey Moll13 years ago
Just levitate every where and wear ridiculous robes, people will start freaking out, cause mass panic and push the world closer to chaos :D
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RandomAnimator9 years ago
Meh. At least I could fly
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VilleHSK11 years ago
#winwin
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Dinopack1110 years ago
Still flying
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sonictorin11 years ago
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Jellax-Jedi9 years ago
4 Miles per hour isn't so bad. Just got to leave the house early.
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The Whilman11 years ago
Never late for school.
AND it didn't say that i can't learn how to fly faster.
I only live 1 mile away from my school so
NO PROBLEM
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MAK3X710 years ago
It would be a problem if i could never run again
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cacamiel11 years ago
we walk at 4mph appproximately...
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Ioey7 years ago
Just use it to go over water the speed you"re walking over it
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LuckRd11 years ago
You have nothing to lose
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ivanabcd10 years ago
i cannot fly anyway
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ninjatiger12 years ago
Who cares I can fly
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ILIKEPRESSINGBUTTONZ8 years ago
Just fly all the time
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Erra11 years ago
The money!
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Neogrip9 years ago
Anything that wouldn't take away from your life is worth it, no matter how stupid it is...
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hello 12311 years ago
It's still fast
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Suicidepencils8 years ago
Aye at least i can fly😂😂
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purpleloverguy11 years ago
*flys* Weeeeeee!!!
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TeamKobus210 years ago
I don't use mph. I use meters instead. So my ignorance of miles helped to to fly quickly
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