You have the house of your dreams.
but
You always hit your pinky toe once a day.
I will not

235x0 2 years ago
My house of my dreams has a device that lets you teleport from any universe to any other universe

armor_hero_emper last year
TARDIS

Mordecai 10 years ago
nothing can hit your pinky toe if you rip those suckers off

Maharid 2 years ago
This is a bit too extreme.
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NovaRohdell 9 years ago
I do that anyway

derpatron124 9 years ago
It didn't say how painful it would be, just that you would hit your toe. You could just touch the wall with your pinky toe and be like "meh"

MNITIMMY 11 years ago
*love taps pinkey toe*

Micwiz 9 years ago
Doesn't say how hard, so just poke it. πŸ€“

Anton Young 13 years ago
My dream house is made of soft pillows

Shadowscream 8 years ago
Dude it doesnt matter, u ll somehow hit it, maybe on the ground, maybe if u go out for shoping, u cant change that!
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Bts_Lps_Suga 9 years ago
Is normal.....i do it daily..... it dosen't hurt.....

ThatTacoDude 11 years ago
I'll have a house whit a curse that I can never get hurt there

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
make a shield for your pinky toe then

Noah Nelson 13 years ago
flick my toe every morning. house of my dreams + never stubbed toe again

DragonEXE 9 years ago
No, no, no you cut the fucker off problem solved
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dontrip 11 years ago
ill put shoes on dumfuqs

Bacon Waffles 13 years ago
This is a no brainer because it doesnt say you always your pinky toe on the side of a table or something. Ill just hit my pinky toe with my hand

Yukicross121 7 years ago
Kermit it also didn't say you COULDNT do that XD
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Daniel Tickner 13 years ago
I would hit it with a sock

Jami JoAnne Russell 13 years ago
Probably in the secret passages. My dream house has secret passages.

Turtle21 7 years ago
AHH GOD NO JESUS THAT WAD TO ANDHSKFVMAMD

PurpleArtist 11 years ago
I can just surgically get my pinky toes removed.

ColeIsdaboss 9 years ago
My dream house is a space station. Worth it.

BorbingoBoy 11 years ago
67% of people are scared rofl And I'd put on steel toe boots like Riven does xddddddd

Luis bum 10 years ago
Kill the haters

Brendon Marwitz 13 years ago
If we assume that we have to horribly stub our pinky toe once a day... "doc, would you please remove my pinky toes?"

MoonlightEcho11 9 years ago
Wear shoes with steel toe caps everywhere you go.

The_Melodious 11 years ago
AMPUTATION :D

Frequent Button Presser 10 years ago
It never said I had to hit it hard...

Rene von Skils 13 years ago
I always hit it once a day

Deppression 9 years ago
My dream house is soft and safe

pokebreeder_rose 11 years ago
Remove pinky toe lol

Shrekswamp 3 years ago
Jokes on you dont have those type of toes lmao

Nolangames443 11 years ago
Steel Toe boots!!

YaBoiCheema 9 years ago
i would punch it

FattyWoman 11 years ago
Hi I am FattyWoman

ArttuIkonen 10 years ago
Worth it

smsff7 11 years ago
Always wear shoes?

NICONICONII 9 years ago
I do that everyday so where is the house of my dreams?

shvelidzea@gmail.com 11 years ago
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bitches be cray 10 years ago
WHAT ARE THOOSE?

Daniel E. Paiva 13 years ago
it won't hurt the 50th time....I hope

Tyareinbolt 6 years ago
I already basically stub my toe every day so πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

DopeMaster77 11 years ago
Hits toe with hand sofly, problem solved

FlameBlaze 10 years ago
What's a pinky toe??

Knight Lewis 13 years ago
Get a free house and only suffer minor pain each day? Worth it

Shdjdjsk 8 years ago
Ur pinky would probably get stronger so it won’t hurt

Fabiana T. 11 years ago
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WonderfulWickedWitch 9 years ago
Wait could i change the house anytime i want?

iiLinx 11 years ago
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SeanKuder 9 years ago
Lol!

ArchangelAzrael 11 years ago
It didn't say when or how I hit my pinky toe. I can just hit it with a you hammer made of rubber VERY soflty In The morning

BananaFrog 10 years ago
Turn into a shapshifter

jackbowman73 11 years ago
U could hit it softly

ipx4 2 years ago
i already do

ipx4 2 years ago
hit my pinky toe everyday
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