you never have to do anything ever again ever
but
you get hit by three cars and survive but are in a huge amount of pain
I will not

Leglaaah 12 years ago
Pain = french bread, so i win

DeagleTC 9 years ago
Pain isn’t French bread. It’s the French WORD for bread

Unicorn_Potato 11 years ago
Ha, getting hit by cars is nothing new in my book. In a span of 7 years I was hit by 13 cars, and I had some huge hospital bills but oh well. Oh and I'm 17 now.

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
it says cars, but it doesn't say it can't be toy cars
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TheGuyThatIsNamedMats 9 years ago
Just get hit by three toy cars then the pain wont beuch

Dubbinumbreon 11 years ago
Dying counts as doing something. Sooooo.

MasterRabbit101 11 years ago
dont have to live either BITCH
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Greatcat 9 years ago
Maybe this means I'm heavily disabled so I don't have to do anything...

Nelson Green 13 years ago
if i never have to do anything again then i don't have to be in pain or be hit by 3 cars!

Luke12122003 8 years ago
Yeah that’s exactly what I thought.
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Astro Dime 12 years ago
Masochists chant: "BRING IT ON"

qierfusi 9 years ago
Where is the good side to this?

jacktjong 9 years ago
If you never have to do anything again, that can also mean "not heal the pain" or "not going into a coma for a bit to heal the pain" or "feel pain" or "die". Never have to die if I don't want to. Also, never have to grow old or never have to experience pub... [Show full comment]

starkiller762 9 years ago
If you get hit by three cars, you’re not gonna be doing anything anyway

Yourgesflergen 9 years ago
I don't do anything so I don't feel pain

SamuelFink 9 years ago
I won't have to be hurt

EmeraldApple 10 years ago
Well, you can recover from the pain, or get used to it and build an immunity

Ishaa2003 11 years ago
Why would you want to never do anything again? Sounds boring asf

ROronoa82 11 years ago
WORTH IT BITCH

Saphty 12 years ago
Well, eventually the pain will be gone, and then i can live happily ever after.

Astral Umbra 12 years ago
so? I will heal, people will think I have both the worst and the best luck, and FREE GAMES!

my broken horison 12 years ago
*button pushing intensifies*

Deathsmaster117 12 years ago
but is says we NEVER HAVE to do anything ever again so we dont HAVE to get hit by three cars

dumbwhiteguy0 12 years ago
Sounds pretty boring.

DeathlessTitan54 12 years ago
The pain will subside, I will heal and I still get to do whatever the heck I want

awesomeguy 12 years ago
it says you dont have to do ANYTHING that means you cant even do fun stuff

MasterRabbit101 11 years ago
it means you dont HAVE to do anything didnt say you cant

Bùi Thanh Trung 13 years ago
What if the reason why you never have to do anything ever again ever is because you're dead?

MasterRabbit101 11 years ago
dont have to die either

Keya Grigsby 13 years ago
*Hits the button furiously*

Keith Robert Ciaffarafa 13 years ago
Already is me

SmileyMelons 11 years ago
Robot legs! Robot arms! Robot body! MILLION DOLLAR MAN!

Yeetaleet5634 4 years ago
All I'm doing is staying home, eating, & play video games.

Ilovewillyoupressthebutton 9 years ago
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greatandgrey 8 years ago
Get hit by three toy cars but your toes are in pain for a while

SteelxTiger 10 years ago
Damn you kids and your rc cars now I'm in immense pain from yelling at you I will be better soon though

Dakatron 11 years ago
Pain is temporary, pride is forever John F. Kennedy/ COD Black ops

Elka23 10 years ago
I don't have to get out of bed? I don't have to be social? Sounds like a pretty good deal to me!

EineKartoffel 9 years ago
Life would get pretty boring.

Live_Laf_Love 9 years ago
Just live on, like, the thirtieth floor. They would drop cars on you lol

Connortoll 11 years ago
ever again never

Awesome$auce 11 years ago
Never have to do anything, so did the cars hit you on da couch?

imavirginnn 5 years ago
can you fap?

Emma Dykstra 13 years ago
As someone who's been hit by a car, no thank you.

connor swagner 11 years ago
Walk it off!

DoubleDanger 8 years ago
This is literally a paradox!

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
How to get away from your problems: step one: start you car Step two: close your eyes Step three: drive to heaven.

iiSpiritThief 11 years ago
Getting hit by 3 cars might paralyze you so you woulsn't be ABLE to so anything every again

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
GIVE ME MAH BREAD!

mati6049 9 years ago
i already am in a huge amount of pain so idc NO MORE RESPONSIBILITIES HERE I COME

Pizzaturkey 7 years ago
I already live in pain

Hamistagan 10 years ago
throw in a bus and you got a deal

AsTingz 11 years ago
But i nerver have to feel a pain right?

Emeraldking9000 10 years ago
I've been through worse.

Arron 11 years ago
So long as there's no permanent damage I don't care

Sum3Dud3 9 years ago
So me now
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