you never have to do anything ever again ever
but
you get hit by three cars and survive but are in a huge amount of pain
I will not


Leglaaah10 years ago
Pain = french bread, so i win

DeagleTC7 years ago
Pain isn’t French bread. It’s the French WORD for bread

TheGuyThatIsNamedMats8 years ago
Just get hit by three toy cars then the pain wont beuch

Unicorn_Potato10 years ago
Ha, getting hit by cars is nothing new in my book. In a span of 7 years I was hit by 13 cars, and I had some huge hospital bills but oh well. Oh and I'm 17 now.

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago
it says cars, but it doesn't say it can't be toy cars
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Greatcat8 years ago
Maybe this means I'm heavily disabled so I don't have to do anything...

Dubbinumbreon10 years ago
Dying counts as doing something. Sooooo.

MasterRabbit1019 years ago
dont have to live either BITCH
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qierfusi7 years ago
Where is the good side to this?

Astro Dime11 years ago
Masochists chant: "BRING IT ON"

Nelson Green12 years ago
if i never have to do anything again then i don't have to be in pain or be hit by 3 cars!

Luke121220037 years ago
Yeah that’s exactly what I thought.
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jacktjong7 years ago
If you never have to do anything again, that can also mean "not heal the pain" or "not going into a coma for a bit to heal the pain" or "feel pain" or "die". Never have to die if I don't want to. Also, never have to grow old or never have to experience pub...[Show full comment]

starkiller7628 years ago
If you get hit by three cars, you’re not gonna be doing anything anyway

Yourgesflergen8 years ago
I don't do anything so I don't feel pain

SamuelFink8 years ago
I won't have to be hurt

EmeraldApple8 years ago
Well, you can recover from the pain, or get used to it and build an immunity

Ishaa20039 years ago
Why would you want to never do anything again? Sounds boring asf

ROronoa8210 years ago
WORTH IT BITCH

Saphty10 years ago
Well, eventually the pain will be gone, and then i can live happily ever after.

Astral Umbra10 years ago
so? I will heal, people will think I have both the worst and the best luck, and FREE GAMES!

my broken horison10 years ago
*button pushing intensifies*

Deathsmaster11711 years ago
but is says we NEVER HAVE to do anything ever again so we dont HAVE to get hit by three cars

dumbwhiteguy011 years ago
Sounds pretty boring.

DeathlessTitan5411 years ago
The pain will subside, I will heal and I still get to do whatever the heck I want

awesomeguy11 years ago
it says you dont have to do ANYTHING that means you cant even do fun stuff

MasterRabbit1019 years ago
it means you dont HAVE to do anything didnt say you cant

Keya Grigsby12 years ago
*Hits the button furiously*

Bùi Thanh Trung12 years ago
What if the reason why you never have to do anything ever again ever is because you're dead?

MasterRabbit1019 years ago
dont have to die either

Keith Robert Ciaffarafa12 years ago
Already is me

A3Seventeen9 years ago
I have infinite wishes so I don't need to press the button And before I got infinite wishes I was already immortal and can run really fast and travel through time and space.

NZDABOMB7 years ago
And where is the upside to this? Geez people!

Kohaku448 years ago
Dosent say full speed, they could"ve going 1mph

Deadcurze7 years ago
I'm just going to presume the pain is temporary; if not I obviously wouldn't do it.

Tomcerealkiller10 9 years ago
2🙆➕1🍷=👉👌💩

Aquapoison10 years ago
NOBODY WOULD SURVIVE THAT

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago
If I don't do anything, then how can I get hit by cars?

BadBanana693 years ago
My life is pain sooooo….

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
That would suck as you would have a boring life in pain. B(

frosty076 years ago
Eventually you won't feel the pain anymore

Josh Cruz12 years ago
Masochism So...

666Phantom6669 years ago
I have been hit by two so loopholes

CheapSheep9 years ago
so I wouldn't have to eat ever again... wouldn't I die?

AgentCPU010 years ago
There's a loophole here. What if you're in the hospital for the rest of your life cause of this? You never HAVE to do cause you CAN'T do.

210727Frake7 years ago
If I don’t have to do anything why would I be outside to be hit by a car

3arakhe10 years ago
No pain no gain

blackpanther9 years ago
meh mum will not do all meh chores for me.

TeunHanraets8 years ago
What"s the downside?

Arthur Silverring9 years ago
Win for masochists...

cybro9744 years ago
Okay but I survive and I never have to do anything again and there are no downsides I pop a bunch of pain meds and get hit by three cars.

A3Seventeen9 years ago
I have infinite wishes so I don't need to press the button. And before I got infinite wishes I was already immortal and can run really fast and travel through time and space. Also I changed the downsides with my wishes.

NZDABOMB7 years ago
but I guess u do have a piont

NattebossXD8 years ago
Boooooooring life

Hourly9 years ago
Hot wheels? Remote control cars?

Iconoclasm_10 years ago
I need more specifics on this.
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