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Mariostar79 years ago

Imagine if you will, archeologist finally discovering an ancient 3000 year old pyramid. In the final treasure room they find a mummy doing a killer drum solo.

Linedot10 months ago

I love that so much

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KubGirl148 years ago

Imagine, a band starring a 3000 year old mummy playing epic guitar. Talk about death-metal. (Not sorry for the pun)

Ktulu17017 years ago

Sounds great

Quiptipt9 years ago

what.

Shadeblade648 years ago

So, the oracle of Delphi? (PJHOO)

Lovejoy7 years ago

* Apollo laughs on Olympus *

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Saif Omar Al Suwaidi12 years ago

Like Egyptian Mummy? Or British Mummy?

GeniusLol7 years ago

Become excellent on cuicide and not going to hell. OUR TRICKED

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budder9 years ago

im excellent at living forever xD

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago

MLG pro 360 Egyptian dance move achieved.

Castielllll7 years ago

I become excellent at being hot and forever young

åudi7 years ago

Who cares lol your dead fuck what the people think of you

BurtCokain7 years ago

Like immediately?

Tan0558 years ago

What if you are excellent at not bieng a mummy?

MohamadMogharbel8 years ago

I don't care i"d be dead.

smartzx8 years ago

Um...

TuPapuh8 years ago

a old mummy that is exellent in actual things... I WILL BE POPULAR!!!

failtality8 years ago

Mummy its your 3000 birthday! I'd rather be called mom

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

Egyptian mummy

Dregonna9 years ago

Are you my mummy?

Dmst9 years ago

Wait do they mean a mummy as in the dead one or the mummy as in mother

CreeperReaper168 years ago

Dead 1

Uncookedham879 years ago

It doesn't tell me when I become the mummy

Breadstick9 years ago

God damn you twelve year olds and your stupid senseless scenarios too!

PepperoniDUCK7 years ago

And How old are you?

Dranon9 years ago

And you become a 12 yr old douchebag:-O

Misk9 years ago

Yes I've always wanted to be video game playing mummy ðŸ˜Ž

Mikey2110 years ago

MY MIND IS BLOWN!

NoBleSs10 years ago

Pffft. Become a 3000 year old mummy? You may have messed 64% of the people but not me. Because I still have 2984 years before that happens.

Jordan Cornett12 years ago

If you are excellent at everything you do then you are also excellent at looking good and younger so I see no down side

Ami ZW12 years ago

so basically i will live to be 3000 years old

willhelm7 years ago

a 3000 year old mummy as the best chef in the world

Ryangoogle9 years ago

When I die or now?

keki10 years ago

why not

Iris_Dragonstar9 years ago

Are you my mummy?

heatfromfire3 years ago

obviously i can just immediately attempt to be god, and since im excellent at it, i become god

Charlie Banks12 years ago

all the ratchets be like "ugh, my skin would be too dry, fml!!"

Dragonpawtickler6 years ago

If I am excellent at whatever I do I will find a way to reverse my age and get the mummy wraps off

Dreamwarrior149 years ago

What happens if a zombie bites a vampire or a vampire bites a zombie? Like do they change into one form or another?

Everyone will find a way around this9 years ago

I get kids and I live 3000 years is the downside:)

Yoshi7117 years ago

Would i be dead and decayed or just myself with wrappings?

Theonlyonesam9 years ago

The one mummy that cured cancer

Lordepicman259 years ago

I can become excellent at being liked regardless that I'm a mummy Case closed

MemeLordCthulhu9 years ago

I don't want to be wrapped in toilet paper.

C_play4 years ago

More like excellent at playing ded

Hii237 years ago

Id be dead because i wouldn't be a mummy if i wasnt died

DTPandemonium9 years ago

it's like becoming a ghoul at fallout but you are one of the best at everything! 110% worth

Puffinmaster24610 years ago

technically I cant be good at everything then...

Jijin9 years ago

Seems legit

linkz483 years ago

downside?

Isy Clements12 years ago

how do u do it i your dead?

Matix7774 years ago

can I be exxelent at not beeing a mummy?

JohnDoe20899 years ago

Don't think a mummy can be good at anything

kk12349 years ago

i will become excellent at hiding my identity and remaining young forever

ignitedrik7 years ago

Yay I'm undead

Neko Nya12 years ago

If you are excellent at everything you do, you will succeed at looking young, and besides if I get to live to be 3000 I can just be a friendly mummy

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