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Have any two super powers you want
but
You have incredibly saggy and floppy nipples
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235x0 2 years ago
Omnificence And Destruction After I make Inter dimensional travel (and all its sub powers), Fatelessness, the Omniverse, every multiverse, every fictional universe, omnifarious, erasure immunity, and pearl manipulation (variation of powers via object) when I have all my pearls I am nigh omnipotent.

MNITIMMY 11 years ago
it said floppy nipples, not floppy boobs!

Ellie gaming and creepers 11 years ago
DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS.DON'T STOP.THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name 10 times.rn2. say your mom's name five times.rn3.say your crushes name 3 times. r... [Show full comment]

iifandomTrash 11 years ago
IF YOU'RE A GIRL AT LEAST THEY WON'T GO HARD

DAREAPER 8 years ago
beat up the mad dummy
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HANS X MARGARET 10 years ago
1 manipulate my body aka shapeshifting. 2 my right hand can bring someone back to life and my left hand could kill someone instantly I can turn it off at my will

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
Scar? FMA? Cool story bro.

captain Jack 11 years ago
Ohh come on both shapeshifting and telekenesis (my powers of choise) would solve this in one waybor another easy choice for me

Jacob Wright 13 years ago
Just have one of your powers be shape shifting.

JAKETHEGREAT 6 years ago
FUCK, why did I not think of that
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MarcusofMenace 9 years ago
Bit random but, but ok. My super powers will be the ability to give myself any super power I want and a very high charisma power

235x0 2 years ago
You picked the best power, self superpower bestowal.

DesertFox 11 years ago
1. summon undead army 2. become a dragon

EmmaNamaRama 9 years ago
@MClover :D I laughed was too hard at that 🤣🤣
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Trailman05 8 years ago
1.Power of shape shifting 2. ( any power you want ) I pick Timelord

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
BY PRESSING THIS bUTTON I SHALL GRANT EACH OF MY NIPPLES WITH A SUPERPOWER TO HARDEN THEM WHILE LETTING THEM BE SOFTY TOO

Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago
Downside?

OPOSSUM_ 5 years ago
They call me TIT MAN

PrincessLioness 9 years ago
It"s called plastic surgery people

Rover 9 years ago
Plastic surgery will fix it

LittleStitchMSP 9 years ago
I can have the power of making me have perfect nipples

TGP12 9 years ago
Have the power of infinite power

Thjmze 10 years ago
Power number one:able to wish for anything and get it.power 2:super speed stepm1.turn my saggy nipple back into normal nipple with one wish step 2.Be cool

rainbowRAD 11 years ago
Plastic surgery

420_360_69 8 years ago
nani?

DAREAPER 8 years ago
jjust have the to change nipples

endergirl1872 9 years ago
nipples, not boobs. im safe

ComputerWorks JC 13 years ago
Use one of the super-powers to weaponize my old-lady titties. Problem solved.

therealobama 4 years ago
death titties
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starducks 10 years ago
every super power for in one and the other one is only i can see my terrible niples

Cameron Langton 13 years ago
where is the negative in this

Whats up nice balls no homo btw 11 years ago
Mindfuck
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PuppyDeku 3 years ago
Venha ao brasil Altrive

alpharad_gold 3 years ago
Plus ultra!

creeperxplder 11 years ago
Use your powers to shape shift to super man

FUNG33 9 years ago
I choose the power to bend reality.

GGwinner 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

LC1986 11 years ago
I don't care about saggy nipples...just to have super powers would be awesome! I think I'll take flying and invisibility.

Hoodiedemon 10 years ago
What the super power was to have rock hard nipples

wassupboizlovedisgame 6 years ago
bruh more people clicked yes cuz shirts exist, just wear one or have the power to lose some weight

nopants99 11 years ago
I have the power to never be floppy and have good looking nipples! TAKE THAT BUTTON!

Arceus312 10 years ago
wish 1- infinite wishes. wish 2- ???. wish >2- PROFIT!!!!

Harrybobs23 7 years ago
Just use your superpower to get real man tittes

dankmemes101 9 years ago
FLOPPY NIP- NOPPIES

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago
MANIPULATE MATTER PEOPLE YOU CONTROL NEARLY EVERYTHING

alexriveraced 8 years ago
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it"s floppy nipples!

loophole19 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

lizabean 10 years ago
The power of bras

meatloave last year
I have two rubber novelty nipples that I keep in a junk drawer at home and boy oh boy are they saggy and they flop about at the least provacation

ModSavvy 11 years ago
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

loogy head 10 years ago
Shape shifting, and when you wanna get down and dirty, just stay in costume as you superhero identity and tell them this is to protect your secret identity. Or make your powers such that no one notices or cares about it.

Rerun24 11 years ago
nipples don't sag or flop....breast tissue and skin does. So I guess problem solved?

somebODYONCTOLDME 9 years ago
Bras

sonnymoorewhore 11 years ago
No one's gonna see my nipples anyways.

Hybridization 6 years ago
Just have one of your powers to be to get every power, the other is useless at this point

thatotakugirl 12 years ago
They're called boobs.

Urmomzhere 10 years ago
Surgery..... duuhhh

evilman987 11 years ago
Immortality, power giving, then give myself infinite powers!! Mwhahahahahahhaha

joaquin55 9 years ago
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