Will You Press The Button?

pengie92909 years ago

They TRY to kill me with it. All I have to do is wish fpr it to be impossible for people to hurt each other directly or indirectly, and then I and the rest of the people in the world are safe.

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

I wish for all of the other people to end up trapped in a Dark Void and enjoyed the world for myself Ko

Dogsarejuatreallygreatman8 years ago

How would they try to kill you using your wish if you wish for something that isn't physical or is too specific for them to bend ie: wishing you and your family never encounter financial problems?

GiovanniT8 years ago

A wish to not be able to die

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Basic Bitch9 years ago

Can't kill me with free pizza

Zacattac9 years ago

diabeetus

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JadenCawley8 years ago

What if you wished for world peace

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

That would make a bit of a douche

DeaththeKid8 years ago

ME AND SOMEONE ELSE WILL BE PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL

LICK-BABY-JESUS7 years ago

Me: I wish for infinite wishes Person: I wish *insert name* wa- Me: I wish no one else had infinite wishes Person: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

BlazoBoom8 years ago

Exponential Eternal Happiness? How would somebody use that against me?

Lzke7 years ago

I wish for a stuffed unicorn. Simply because it"d be hillarious to see someone try to kill me with a stiffed unicorn...

BakudeuIsGreatFiteMeh7 years ago

Yes

jojok9jojo9 years ago

i am now Jason bourne have fun :)

devinnnc8 years ago

ah but they are jason bourne too my child

JDH7 years ago

Will they get the same wish, or is the wish just for them?

Vixa7 years ago

If I wish for a million wishes they will get a million wishes as well. Does this mean it"s an all out war? XD

kasdebas9 years ago

Wish more wishes and wish that he is dead

CryoBambi8 years ago

xxxxx,the result of your wish is death to him,so he gets the result,and thus dies.You don't kill yourself to do it,and you have more wishes.

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StephBlurry8 years ago

At least I wont die bc theyre not using anything to kill me, theyre "useing"

PepeTheWow8 years ago

Lol try to kill me with 1,000,000,0000,000 subs boi.

JMAS8 years ago

Wishes for thousands of marshmallows and the other guy comes at me like, "Idk how I'm gonna do this..."

Funcraft8 years ago

What if I wish to die ?

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

You don't need a special wish for that just get a sharp knife and end it already

Trashviis8 years ago

My wish is to get roller skates what are they going to do? Bash me to death with them? I also want lots of pineapple. Are they going to feed me so much it eats me up? Fun fact while you eat pineapple, pineapple eats you, which is why your tongue hurts and ...[Show full comment]

Mcalainaw7 years ago

That is a cool fact, I will keep it in mind when I am telling people what my stepdad calls, "useless facts."

chicoliver8 years ago

What is the point.

Thebouncydragon8 years ago

*boops freddys nose* :3

Icode18 years ago

i want to have the powers of God so there multiple Gods (one trying to kill me) ........ great

Merlin_Tym8 years ago

Step one. Wish for infinite wishes. Step two. wish that you are invincible. Step three. Profit!

Denominator7658 years ago

Except they now have unlimited wishes and can bypass your invincibility and wish you dead.

Fa11enPhoenix7 years ago

I would wish for a notebook like death note, but anything I write in it comes true, also I can clear the pages, do unlimited wishes ina nutshell. And yes I have thought about this along time

I-like-pressing-buttons7 years ago

So someone is trying to kill me with my very loyal pet dragon??? Yeah, I can see that

McKenna Raynor12 years ago

i am now the dr and someone else is the master.... ^_^

JulianShipp7 years ago

Tap tap tap tap

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HowInTheWorldDoseThisWork8 years ago

Good luck killin" me with my infinite wishes!

Dank-boo8 years ago

Wish for death, someone else will die

Dank-boo8 years ago

If someone else dies, they can't kill me

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GiovanniT8 years ago

My wish is to die

HobbitLOTRQueen8 years ago

Can't you wish for the wish back?

EliteDragon24568 years ago

She will kill me with money?

devinnnc8 years ago

are u assuming their gender

Otterdude39758 years ago

If my wish if for pink fluffy unicorns, how can he kill me with dat!

Burstbusterz8 years ago

*kills unicorn* *Sharpens horn* *stabs you with unicorn horn dagger*

Megan Hayley12 years ago

Good luck trying to kill me with my unlimited video game riches. :P

Magia3 years ago

It says they will try to.

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Star Wars fan 249 years ago

Sooooo they are going to kill me with his wife that is his crush and NASCAR and boy and girl. This is not that much of a threat.

Loophole Hunter9 years ago

Immortality.

Fzz7 years ago

It would try to kill u for eternity

quirkycloudy9 years ago

have fun killing me with half life 3

Bunnylord9 years ago

but he plays half life 3 and releases a video about it before you and it gets all the views and likes and nobody will look at yours because you made it second and then you would die because depression.

ArkRedpanda9 years ago

how is someone going to kill me with infinite money on Xbox live,Apple,Amazon etc.?

herpderpgod9 years ago

They will send you so many things that you can never get out of your house to buy food and eventually starve to death

Luke Scott12 years ago

murder would be difficult with an unlimited supply of doughnuts.

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago

Diabetes

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Ashton Sigler12 years ago

Well then good luck trying to kill me with the knowledge that people will eternally have good spelling and grammar

YellowCandy84322 years ago

*corrects grammar* Well, then, good luck trying to kill me with the knowledge that people will have eternally good spelling and grammar!

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James Han12 years ago

What if I wish for immortality?

Sergioraven4 years ago

thats what i said

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Soy Evaristo12 years ago

I don't really see how a pug puppy can kill me

RedstoneHoe9 years ago

Eat if youre Face mabey

Hello18 years ago

shit

HowlAlpha9 years ago

So theyre gonna kill me with hot people

FuckedUpCat2 months ago

like to see boykisser try to kill me >:3

Professornerd7 years ago

Wishes for the other persons death

XVicent9 years ago

If I wish unlimited wishes is someone going to try killing me with wishes?

i am a person 29 years ago

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Aserthreto4 years ago

Oh no. Someone’s tryig to kill me with the ability to get £1000 a day without doing anything. Guess I’ll just buy a gun or something.

dankmemes1018 years ago

(Inhales) *literally* *receive* *using*

bxballer9 years ago

WISH FOR UNLIMITED LIFE SUPERMAN VS BATMAN REVEALED

Bee Lord10 years ago

Step1: wish for x amount of wishes Step2: wish the other person doesn't have wishes Step3: wish for what you'd like (in my case shape shifting, telaportation, invisibility, and the power to manipulait anybody) Step4: wish the other person doesn't have things you wished fro

dixnbdxjuulast year

just try.who can？

Blockman3508 years ago

As long as this guy has a nice goatee and can fly a timeship I’m fine ‘So, Doctor, we meet again’...

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