Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

Just ask someone who will always say yes to any question then ask them "Can i use my Psychic powers at any time for any reason and also ignore any request for me to Use/ Not Use my Psychic powers at will." they will respond "Yes you may use your Psychic po...[Show full comment]

Firefist6 months ago

Dang, should have thought of that.

JonCena9 years ago

Murder=Fun

imavirginnn4 years ago

thanks for the advice jon cena

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MrsEvansHiddleston8 years ago

Soooo... basically become the Winter Soldier?

SilverHalt7 years ago

Heak yeh

SilentJill3454 years ago

1.Ask if you can use your power. 2.Use Mind Control 3.MURDER IS FUN 4.Profit

Apollo9243 years ago

Murder them!

gadlygamer3 years ago

screw the government i do what i want

Katze8 years ago

Whooops the government was the wrong person to kill

Icode18 years ago

if i play my cards right i could control the government and the world ....... que evil laughter

Megan72418 years ago

But you can't use your powers without permission form the government, so like idk

Famalam8 years ago

Lol just kill the government

Rexina7 years ago

Yay.I can amazing psychic powers

Meta-Ton4 years ago

So im a slave with super powers..... Good. Fuck that!

Evil_J4 years ago

Jason Bourne got nothin on me

ththomas94 years ago

Sounds good. You"re my first target!

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

Make them give you permission for evrrything and then make them destroy all physical evidence and wipe their memories afterwards. So, a year of deleting evidence you have a life of pshycic powers.

yofacegamer8 years ago

this comment will get the least amount of likes

MrDoobles3 years ago

Downvote :)

Aaron Waterson12 years ago

Make them give you permission by controlling them.

Weirddude435 years ago

Exactly, but they wouldnt know, would they?

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Futurefounda18 years ago

Ask for permission to do something to them that they will love. Make them do whatever you want. Use your powers. Never do weird stuff. Win-win

JackRock8 years ago

and my life as a bad-ass begin

Gerry28779 years ago

Hell yeah. Kill people and be badass, I'll take it.

Korthar9 years ago

So I get amazing powers but I can't ever use them for myself? No thanks I want to go on irresponsible rampages with my god-like powers thank you.

Icode18 years ago

yes and exactly

ButtonLord9 years ago

For the sake of civil life (and i hate the goverment), i will not.

eeeee9 years ago

am I an assasin of the Templars then?

Katie Riedy12 years ago

Ask for permission to use the powers got your mission, then kill them instead.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

good one

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William Bishop12 years ago

Immortality so I can play with the government for a few decades, and destroy their consciousnesses when I have to kill an innocent (I'll know because telepathy)

WubbaLubbaDubDub8 years ago

You don't have immortality, you only have psychic powers and you can't look at any time in the future that they don't give you permission to look at xD

Lena Arya Stevens12 years ago

no point if I cant chose when to use them

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

i would use them aginst the goverment

WubbaLubbaDubDub8 years ago

Did you even read it? You can't use them against the government unless the government gives you permission to use them against the government -_-

egadslast year

If I can never use my powers without explicit permission, then why bother having powers?

darkslayer10 years ago

I give myself the permission to use my powers to kill the government

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DarkShark1279 years ago

IT WONT BE FUN

ShadowJet11 years ago

i would do what I wanted and if they tried to kill me i would kill the whole government.

Clavis7 years ago

Just kill them by normal means till none of them are left

Maggie Kelley12 years ago

dieeee!!!!!!!

Mister-E8 years ago

Only using powers with permission. Real-life Metroid

Swagraptor9 years ago

I really wanted to be human charizard (pyrokinesis)

meatloave5 months ago

I refuse not on moral grounds but simply because I DONT WANNA!!!!! Annd I grant myself permanent explicit permission to use my powers as I wish.....I can also have ice cream whenever I want

xDxL9 years ago

You get a slave of the goverment, because you can't control the powers.

kill or be killed9 years ago

Yes mwahahaha

Bob the button presser10 years ago

I'll go mewtwo on them

aklesh3 8 years ago

Apparently you can never use proper grammar.

Weirddude435 years ago

It says not limited to, you could givvr yourself a power to control reality, bending reality so that you could use your powers with or without permission

Jared Seebo12 years ago

i would just denied jobs based on how much they are willing to pay me. basically i only take the jobs i want or become ungodly rich

Andy28 years ago

Maybe i could go to afghanistan hunt down terrorists and assasinate them? that would be awesome.

demonslayer75009 years ago

Super assassin ,

Radioactive Arcade9 years ago

Mentally control the person who made the dilemma and make them change the downside

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago

I don't think you can make them change the downside, unless you have timetravelling and omniscience (and maybe transportation).

Inconsistent7 years ago

Become the most feared assassin in the world at the cost of being controlled by the government. Or continue being a weak highschooler. I think I know what to do

bathwaterlast year

accept and if i dont like it just use my powers to brainwash the people giving me the mission

xlittle10 years ago

sooo instant kill your enemy and government for power beyond recognition? cool

AssHar8 years ago

The Croatian government wouldn't really need me for anything, I don't think. Also the hell are they gonna do if I use my powers without explicit permission? Shoot me? I'll use mt telekinesis and kill them with their own bullets lmao.

Deivy319 years ago

upside?

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