Will You Press The Button?

Unicorn Of Fury 10 years ago

I can get the power of fuckin ultra uber man, who I just made up, and his power is ALL THINKABLE POWERS THAT YOU WANT. I'll just be able to remove the negative and do EVERYTHING, including replace them if they do die with someone not affected by the "curse"

TaranVaranCM 3 years ago

Sanspr0 but my superhero is stronger than everything but me

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Jereme Coste 13 years ago

Everyone is at risk of death all the time anyways..thats life bitches

HumanPerson01 6 years ago

Nice

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Herogaia 10 years ago

my power nullifies this effect

Tanaeya_Schmid 11 years ago

Loophole: What if your power is to heal?

Lillionness 10 years ago

Oh yeah... I should have pressed it. But what's the point in doing it then!

Sir_Anthony 7 years ago

Ok I wish to have the powers of God

Illuminati_bisscotti 7 years ago

I could save them

ChaseAntoni 9 years ago

Are u high

Jason Dittmann 13 years ago

get the ability to make everyone you know immortal

Asdfthepoop 9 years ago

Immortality makes you immune to all known things except god

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Stropey 9 years ago

The Question is, who should I be? Saitama where I can literally be undefeatable via strength, agility, reaction speed, and such, or The Flash where I can run so fast, I could time travel... Alongside some neat abilities.

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

Wow, the grammar is so bad I can barely figure out the downside. I'm just gonna say it's invalid. The upside has perfect grammar though. Weird.

Hamistagan 10 years ago

everyone in my family that is in danger gets the powers aswell

FX-8320 last year

already

Gkillian 11 years ago

Sooo spiderman and his gf

Totyjoe 10 years ago

doesnt matter if i can just be flash and run back in time to save them anyways

Ihatezoophiles 4 years ago

Ok I’ll save them then

Rodi15 11 years ago

Saitama, is that you?

totallyawesome45 9 years ago

I will be holy donkey man with the power to wish so unlimited power also I turn my enemies into donkeys.

Ian R. Holland 13 years ago

i already put people in the risk of death by being around my and my clumsiness... so get superpowers so i can save them from it? DEAL

Piratewaffle43 11 years ago

God is my superhero.

usoutlaw 10 years ago

i gain the powers of my own superhero persona. Alloy. and then ill leave behind my loved ones to join Shield and defend the world.

nekomon 10 years ago

I can make all the ppl i love inmortal and its done....i have powers at the end XD

DariusZenthoefer 10 years ago

So basicially you become a super hero.....

Hikiry 11 years ago

Saitama *^*

YumenoLazarous 10 years ago

He"s too strong

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Nook 9 years ago

Isn’t that what a super hero’s fate anyways? & they will be saved by you later anyway

HighRollGaming 11 years ago

So basically live in a movie

fuckyouall2356 4 years ago

super-man

fuckyouall2356 4 years ago

nvm

NoIWon't 11 years ago

Wait... it says but everyone you love and care for. As in, no one I love or care for will be in any sort of danger... and even if this is a typo, I'll just have the powers of Superman and fly round the world,reversing time.

BoiBoixd 9 years ago

I will just use my syperhero powers to save them

Lil Ugly Mane 12 years ago

Superman Prime One Million. Get within a light year of anyone I care about with the intent to harm them and I'll fold your ass into the fifth fucking dimension.

Cephalord75 10 years ago

With the sentry's powers, I wouldn't need to worry about my family and friends

Luc29856 9 years ago

I'll save them with my new powers.

Stephen Marcellino 13 years ago

With great power comes great responsibility

Jack Sniper 10 years ago

Give them all instantaneous healing

Babbidy 5 years ago

the power of block man so i can get anything censored out of reality and erase scam bots

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heathcliff91114 10 years ago

Save my main bitch because I just became Superman. Instant pussy!

Leviathan62 9 years ago

I made up a hero I’m too lazy to make a name but teh powers are immortality invulnerability super speed flying legendary reflexes and etc

loliticsandtea 11 years ago

I didn't get what they were trying to say

GrahamBaldwin 10 years ago

Isn't that why "Secret Identities" were created?

JoshEdge 9 years ago

If you think about it.... You have all the superpowers you want so cant you just put some protective shield on them?

marebear 11 years ago

gain the power to cure disease or bring people back from the dead. Problem solved.

meatloave 11 months ago

One of my many abilities is to negate the but of this dilemma

Fake_Emerald 11 years ago

46 YEARS!!!!

GamerYBR 10 years ago

healing powers ftw

BR-storming 4 years ago

There are loopholes, it"s worth tightening if you know them.

whereismybike 11 years ago

Healing/making people immortal - dumb questions -_-

Kuledood543 9 years ago

LIVE AS LONG AS YOU CAN!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Sydney Beam 13 years ago

the keyword is risk

Seanawsome2 11 years ago

Unlimited powers win stronger than the gods

rolerfun 10 years ago

I SHAL PROTET THEM ALL WITH MY SOPA POWERS

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