You become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
but
You dont have the pizza benifits
I will not


BliTzVerse9 years ago
Why would I want to be a ugly green turd?

isick8 months ago
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
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Maharid10 months ago
No pizza no party.

CyberFreak9 years ago
There is no TMNT without pizza

TheQueenOfCringe8 years ago
Truer words have never been... typed.
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warioandwaluigi9 years ago
Teenage mutant ninja turtles are annoying

WholesomeChungus7last year
i hope you've grown and changed as a person
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OguzhanYigit8 years ago
Upside??

Kamden2 years ago
you can order pizza

Andromeda8 years ago
I want to stay fucking human

the-idiotic-demiboyflux2 years ago
dont swear you idiots
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Steve-Gaming9 years ago
pizza is life!

TomKab9 years ago
Then I'm not the TMNTs

TomKab9 years ago
Loophole

Bestotted_Puppy9 years ago
Pizza is everything!!!

Dariii8 years ago
No me gustan las tortugas ninja

privateinferno9 years ago
by pizza benefits do you meen a shop that is willing to deliver to the sewers?

dankmemes1018 years ago
MEENAGE NUTANT NEETLE TEETLES

Kaktus II9 years ago
Mineturtles!!

leeyitwei9 years ago
i like turtle

SienaIrene8 years ago
me 2

Gregottorry7 years ago
Those 23069 people are idiots

Genkiduro10 years ago
I don't know what a "benifits" is ... but I think it means "benefits" ... They don't get an advantage, eating pizza. So no downside!

RandomDude4209 years ago
Why would I want to be anything other than a dragon?

JackSpartan9 years ago
I would rather become a duck

Steve-Gaming9 years ago
pizza is life!

JjButtonBoi7 years ago
NUUUUUUUUU

Tyler Blankenship12 years ago
The fuck is a pizza benifit?

warioandwaluigi9 years ago
Teenage mutant ninja turtles are annoying

ThinkYouHaveAChoice8 years ago
It just ain't worth it, man.

Gabephelps9 years ago
I bet that when the teenage mutant ninja turtles get lonley they have a foursome

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
you probably could see that if you look it up.

starbreakglass9 years ago
But i 💙 🍕

WesNightshade9 years ago
WHATS THE WHOLE POINT THEN???!!!

Themiister5 years ago
VOTE NO NO NO ANS NO

ButtonWiz10 years ago
April O'Neil is already a great upside! I could still eat pizza and have amazing ninja techniques and incredible resistence to damage. You still have problems with small spaces because of the shell, but you can always remove it I guess. There's no real downside to this, only upsides or good twists.

Gideon Delta 9 years ago
Why? Totally pointless

BoiZeBery7 years ago
I said no not because of pizza (in lactose and tollerant)but because I don't want to be a derpy turtle

Michael Varrecchia12 years ago
Without pizza, it's not worth it

dankmemes1018 years ago
*benefit

SandEcho9 years ago
Basically either be mutant Batman without the gruelling pain, or not.

ultraroar1019 years ago
upside??????

Paige_lol_9 years ago
Why would you wanna be a turtle tho also PIZZZZZAAAAAAAA

Starsailor832 years ago
Idk what the pizza benefits even are so no

Bobbeldibob9 years ago
only reason why i would turn into a ninja turtle was BECAUSE OF THE PIZZA BENEFIT D:

Gregottorry7 years ago
Upside?

Cutie_wolf_10 years ago
Then what is the point

skyrimBOSS_129 years ago
noooooo

KillerCubePlays9 years ago
ERROR 404: UPSIDE NOT FOUND

CreeperDog859 years ago
If you're a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle you have to have the pizza benefits

Froggiekoto7 years ago
I already am a ninja. YELLOW BELT IN THE HOUSE! (Actually I am an orange belt)

William LaPage12 years ago
*You can't eat pizza. Jesus, who is typing these?

warioandwaluigi9 years ago
Teenage mutant ninja turtles are annoying

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Then being a turtle would be pointless.....

[email protected]9 years ago
i want all of my 5 fingers, not 3. plus i love pizza, of course i could have tacos but still i want my fingers. and if you work hard you could have dem skills.

steelerbeast3609 years ago
NO PIZAA NO LIFE

ShortFlint9 years ago
I love Pizza
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