Me as god: *makes someone’s life suck* “ha that’s for eating my Chinese food that clearly had my name in it”
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Jonny6397 years ago
If I’m god I can just make a new body that’s even better
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Piotr Grochowski8 years ago
If I'm god I can do everything, including bringing mortal body back to life.
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Hetalia_Kingo8 years ago
There"s no downside to this
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Panifex8 years ago
Error 404: downside not found
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krazykittkatsrule50008 years ago
pokemon will live a gain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Plasmaace8 years ago
I can make my self then nothing bad and POKEMON
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ratboy1819 years ago
If I was an omnipotent being what would I need a physical body for?
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EPICTYGUY1239 years ago
Guys, who cares what someone else beliefs? It is impossible for everyone to be right. Your belief isnt right by default and no finding pieces of a fucking cross doesnt prove anything.
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Kris Binkley12 years ago
If you stopped to think for two seconds, you would have realized that "god" can do anything, so if you want your mortal body back? I think you can do the math.
MrEffect7 years ago
I see this is from long ago but eh my personal thought. Are we going for the christian, jewish, muslim all powerful god? Or gods like zeus, odin, ra ext? Because the "all powerful" god could do just about everything but zeus could charge my phone?
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BLAZEWOLF2028 years ago
Soooo.... Your Jesus?
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Thaesit10 years ago
If im god i can just make myself another mortal body buch better than this flimsy human one
If I die and become a god then I can come to earth as a god and still live my life but have powers.
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icartwright9 years ago
so I can do whatever I want and I don't have to deal with people anymore. Its a win-win
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Frieza Jr9 years ago
Meh, I become God. WORTH IT!
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ascinfinity7 years ago
you are a god create a new body
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arctictiger9 years ago
Anybody else notice future diaries here?
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Perana8 years ago
I WILL FINALLY HAVE A PET PIKACHU, YES!!!!!
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alphacentarinia11 years ago
I don't wanna listen to everyone's crap!
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emilylongbottom7 years ago
WORSHIP ME
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okayd9 years ago
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sabatadarkness9 years ago
I fail to see the downside.
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Blake Rushing12 years ago
if I'm god i can make a new body or be in any anime i want hahahahahah
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dolphinlover6099 years ago
i'm fat and ugly anyways :'(
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Intelligent_Goddess9 years ago
How do you know I'm not a goddess already?
DJ Duck9 years ago
Ur name
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Chet Deleo12 years ago
There is only one God. So I decline.
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TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
all downsides on this site are permanent.
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My Random Corner9 years ago
If I was god all people that do Evil things would be totally fucked. and I would return A loved one to anyone that Preyed to me But it would only be one person...
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MoonwalkerAndProud8 years ago
I can bring Michael Jackson
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JIMartin009 years ago
Yeah exactly if your God you can make a new way better body
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Yeetboyos5 years ago
Isn't that how it works anyway? If you become God, you"re immortal.
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The Shoe9 years ago
I can "live" with that.
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oldnotweak10 years ago
ive wanted to go home anyways
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lightningdash_179 years ago
Totally worth it.
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Andromeda8 years ago
Anti-religion
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AdrianJAEGER11 years ago
I say that if I was a God then I would interact with my people with conversations that I already had predetermined, and help them out in their problems and conflicts between countries, but when you think about it, that life is a little too perfect, and the...[Show full comment]
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MegaTurtleable9 years ago
I CAN MAKE ME COME BACK ALIVE
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Tacocat1017 years ago
I'm too fun for that. Although, it would be fun to troll people...
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Lv.420 Memelord9 years ago
No one should ever give me god powers.
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Morgan La Fey12 years ago
Revive myself every 300 hundred years, not remember I am a goddess but once I die I remember everything from my human life and then kill all my enemies.
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diamondking3009 years ago
Why the hell would I not do this?
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OtterMemez8 years ago
Don't trust myself lol
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user name 19 years ago
I can just imagine screwing with people like, someone says that pokémon on would be cool in real life and you just create 1 and they just sit there confused and baffled
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