Will You Press The Button?

Farglesnot9 years ago

I'm aromantic; there's no downside here.

Robocittykatlast year

same maybe?

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XeroNotXero3 years ago

I literally get into relationships by saying the weirdest shit💀

TheMightyButtonPresser9 years ago

then whats the point of the button?

Skyskylar11339 years ago

This was hard but I don't believe that there are many fish in the sea.that may be true,but there are only a few fish for me.

POV_Cheez0003 years ago

Yeah there might be plenty of fish in the sea but there’s only a few on my pond

TheBraveKnight7 years ago

I got no romantic interest never embarrassed and I love my voice the way it is :)

Manning Libby12 years ago

Doesn't matter, anyone who I have a crush on isn't actually real.

RNGvideoinator3 years ago

Your dad isn’t real?

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EPICSEGWAYMAN8 years ago

already done that

Nathan Eidson12 years ago

And I'm not even romantically interested in anyone yet.

Grimreaper1017 years ago

Yet

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Rin Killua11 years ago

I'm fine with my shy self. People come and talk to me anyways. I don't really like people but they always seem to like me.

WTFCommentz9 years ago

Loophole it says you embarrassing yourself but u no lose relationship so...

Ally De La Vergne12 years ago

I'm married, so this doesn't apply to me, but it's not my goal to be a smooth-talker, anyway.

frII AXESARE II9 years ago

Fuck you

Zacattac8 years ago

already done and i even fixed it. being anti social for the win

Mandofortnite6573 years ago

Than what’s the point

Dom12199 years ago

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ChuyElVato10 years ago

crushes don't last

benjamilindsey159 years ago

I'd just be a single president for life. Works.

Daniel Tickner12 years ago

Hitler pressed this button

cool guy 29 years ago

FUCK THAT!

Bear5last year

HEY...no swearing

Kojamaira13 days ago

So I become a stuttering mess around my crush? Is that not at least a little endearing?

Commissar9 years ago

Jokes on you my friend

Seven3339 years ago

I HAVE NO DOWNSIDE!!!! Haha young ppl ftw!

scoobydont11 years ago

already there bitch

jklo6669 years ago

What's the point

SniperCoolPokeFU8 years ago

I have no crush, nailed it!

BrosomeChick9 years ago

I don't even have a freaking chance with ANNNNYYYYY of my crushes. Soooooooooooooo...BAAAAAMMMA!!! ðŸ˜˜to markimoo onision and Game Theorist/ MatPat

n8thegr810 years ago

So I ruin my chances with girl to have literally all the rest, I think I'm okay with that.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

I can use my smooth-talking skills to convince my crush to help me break a mirror. Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck, so I therefore “ruin your chances with whomever you are romantically interested in.” Simple loophole, but an elegant one.

LawOfTheSeas9 years ago

I'm not romantically interested in anyone.

UltimateDoge7 years ago

Grammar mistake, downside is invalid

ellaiscool9 years ago

I don't love iny way

Ben Mocarski12 years ago

Well if you're the most charismatic and smooth-talking person ever, you can talk your way out of the situation after you make it happen. It isn't specified that it can't be made to look like an accident and then you can't fix what you did afterwards. There is always a loophole.