Will You Press The Button?

Mammot 3 years ago

I can't have a relationship with my imaginary friends... they hate me...

Vexrak 11 years ago

*Slide's over to crush across the room* *Presses button* *Realizes friend is leaning over shoulder to see what I'm doing* R.I.P.

LeelandClark 5 years ago

gay

Axel 11 years ago

I-n-c-e-s-t i-s NOT a-n o-p-t-i-o-n

Capt_Pug 9 years ago

It’s the S O L U T I O N

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Cutely_Cool 8 years ago

I'm next to my crush... SHIT HE SAW I PRESSED IT

Iamnigger 2 months ago

Congratulations！

ImmaWhovian 10 years ago

HELL NO! THAT'S JUST WRONG! Never do the nasty nasty with your dad kids ^_^

dankmemes101 9 years ago

"the nasty nasty" XD lol yes

Inka Halme 13 years ago

My dad? Not gonna happen.

ZeFrenchTurtle 8 years ago

Yeah I’m not having a relationship with my IDENTICAL SISTER and fuck her

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ANIMOO 10 years ago

My parents? Hahahahahahahhahahahahahah! No.

Jonathan Santos Pereira 13 years ago

I'm going to press it when I'm close to the person i like

Sændugan 9 years ago

My thoughts exactly

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NightfalI 11 years ago

*walkss up to my ex, then presses the button. *

Internetz 10 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I AM NOT GOING TO NOT WITH THE CREEPY DUDE ON BUS RIGHT NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOWW

666satan 11 years ago

*drives to playboy mansion* *presses button* hell yeah

Piotr Grochowski 11 years ago

With my 4-year old sister...

cow4cow 10 years ago

wait are u tryin to say to me dat thats a bad thing

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squidkiller122 11 years ago

Wait till in near a hot girl... And pressed!

All_the_sweg 11 years ago

It's my mom... no, nononononononononononononono...NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

Tankdestroyer3610 11 years ago

I like your reaction. So many No's

J_Liester 8 years ago

Emotionally

THE_BUTTON_GOD 9 years ago

My best friend is sitting next to me 😍😍😍

ADoesCooee 9 years ago

My little brother? Haha, NOPE.

iffataisy 10 years ago

im with my brother now yeee:-) it"s gonna be a great one

Katcicles 10 years ago

Incest

JustLikeTheySay 10 years ago

*walks next to bæ, presses button* YASSS

Louie 11 years ago

No I'm next to my mom

nima1990 11 years ago

Ew. No family members

JonBanning 11 years ago

my grandmother/father fuck that or does it mean the closet closest to you cause i would so do it then

Potato Lord 11 years ago

Isn't that called incest having sex with your two brothers? Wow, fuck that.

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 11 years ago

Anime And Potato!

Derek Taylor 13 years ago

Ha ha my wife next to me right now

Ddoomsday Timothys 13 years ago

my neighbours son or daughter there 8 and 9 I am not pressing that button

Davd 11 years ago

Even if you did, this might happen in ten years or more. Hypotheticals with vague premises are fun like that.

Sarah Yates 13 years ago

My boyfriend? k.

Andy Scrivener 13 years ago

I'm sitting next to my crush anyways

Marysa LeoGrande 13 years ago

Best masturbation ever.

TheAlphaKitten 10 years ago

well loolmaster443 is right cause if your alone then you have to have romance with a neighbor or some random stranger -who knows what age they could be-

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Hadi Kalakeche 13 years ago

I'm sitting right beside my crush right now. *ANGRILY RAPES RED BUTTON*

Serenity Lightwood Herondale-Malfoy 13 years ago

my brother is reading these with me... needless to say i did NOT press the damned button

Losechester67 9 years ago

Hey how could you know about the mortal instruments 47 years ago? OMG are you Tessa?

Breezy Bree Chrystelle Hobson 13 years ago

Not my mom lol

Brandon Stinson 13 years ago

Go stand next to someone you like, then press.

NikolaKing1 9 years ago

lemme call my crush or celebrity im gona br hell a rich

dragonrampage 11 years ago

I DON'T WANT TO FACK MY 10 YEAR OLD LITTLE BROTHER!

Madmix 12 years ago

I'm sitting to my boyfriend, so no downside. Our romance is already great, so no point...

acctocorrectu 9 years ago

..nobody

Twistedtimer 11 years ago

Yeah im in my house with my family so i'd rather not

PokéFan17000 7 years ago

Ouch. Not pressing the button, even if my crush is near (happen to be on the opposite side of the country from her by the time of writing this).

Tamatahi 10 years ago

Fuck yeah im sitting next to my girlfriend lol

SimmeRocky 11 years ago

No I don't think my parents would be up for that.

StitchFluff 8 months ago

MY MOM IS NEXT TO ME AND I CAN’T BE ALABAMA-INGVHER BRUH

EclipseTDS 10 years ago

How bout no

cheesethechicken 11 years ago

*looks at sister* ew no

BernardoDuarte 8 years ago

Just hold till you see the girl of your dreams

BoomTheCorgi 10 years ago

Not in a billion centuries will I do that! *Gets forced by NASA to time travel a billion centuries ahead* Ah, dang. I have to press the button and do it. ;-; But wait, IS THE BUTTON STILL THERE? /vaporwave plays ( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

Abrai 11 years ago

I will not.

Idontcareaboutmyname 9 years ago

Sorry but I don't wanna fuck my mom

Titan_jager 11 years ago

But she's hot? What is the downside here?

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

I'm alone in my house

Sideways 8 years ago

In car with Mom... Nope nope nope, nope... I'm out!, Goodbye world. 🎵fuck this shit I'm out🎵

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