Will You Press The Button?

IntellegantASF8 years ago

i can just pay someone to do it for me w my dollahs

PrestonBrower7 years ago

Hey mike, want to make some money with me?

BarristanSelmey9 years ago

Not all currency is equal tho

ThePaulDude4 years ago

@HelenDonaldson the scenario took into account other currencies so for you it"s one Australian dollar a second.

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Memes melt dreams 9 years ago

Just replace your skin with Carbon fiber

Vallex8 years ago

14000 guys are dumb :3 no downside

Natasha12 years ago

it said "when i scratch it". so i could ask any people scratch it for me c:

parrrxt4 years ago

it says you can lol

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Jayoverclick8 years ago

Use a back scratcher cuz its technically not you.

LEGOsrs77 years ago

It says any action in an attempt to relieve the itch

Xenpai8 years ago

Nope I'm just so used so I'll only gain 5 or something but yeah it"s better than nothing so I regret voting no and bluh bluh bluh.

FIREKNIGHT768 years ago

I dont think anybody would want to scratch my balls, so.....

Japanster9 months ago

50/50 final offer.

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Little Snowflake 9 years ago

Just endure that itchy feeling. And $1 per second is pretty much.

Roastingbitchessince19988 years ago

Much language, very grammer, such words, wow

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

dankmemes1018 years ago

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Brenna Wiley12 years ago

Why would you not press this button? No matter how long you go without scratching yourself, you still make some amount of money.

Mykeelovesbidoofs8 years ago

Yes man just keep ur hands on ur device on this game.......FOR EVER!!!!!!!

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Boirer9 years ago

basicly get money for living ill take it (Just Always keep your shirt on) At Least Your getting money it wont disAPEAR

Mr Medical9 years ago

People pressed the button? I have to scratch myself all the time

Colt Taylor12 years ago

just control yourself for a day or two and you're set for life

LEGOsrs77 years ago

Roastingbitchessince1998 "ONLY"

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Jessica Paulding12 years ago

What's the lose? Free money for as long as you don't scratch with no consequences. I assume you still get to keep the money you made...

Christiana Archer12 years ago

Where's the real downside?? :D

SJAZ5 years ago

just take a lot of numbing agent sure you feel wierd but you can never have an itch

Awesometigerstar249 years ago

I can't , I need to scratch !

CMANIAC18 years ago

Just have someone else scratch it for you.

Meri_The_Raptor9 years ago

heh i culd earn so mutch money for an hour of 2

anster708 years ago

Does this include relieving myself with sex?

Lord-Dunconius8 years ago

There is literally no downside.

Corbioss10 years ago

This one was tough but id just have a friend scratch me for me and then I would give him some of the money.

Wireless_Phantom9 years ago

so free money

Lgbtqswiftie7 years ago

I wouldn’t survive :(

Prez_YT4 years ago

loop hole is using a back scratcher im not scratching myself

ralfds139 years ago

Scratch myself while reading, maybe I could make a dollar with this

CalebGreenwood7 years ago

How long can you survive?!

epicgroundhog9 years ago

pay someone to scratch it for you, or have your girlfriend/boyfriend do it

Creeperkiller20008 years ago

Failing to see the downside

ThePursuer7 years ago

meh not that bad just freeze yourself for a few years

NotAPotato9 years ago

How would they know if you scratched your itch or not? Asking the important questions here.

hjannig8 years ago

I can just rub the itch to an object.. it never said about rubbing myself in objects such as walls.

Will Fowler12 years ago

I doesn't say you'll lose the money you've gained. It's a free couple of bucks at least.

Schplexus4 years ago

I would"ve gotten $4 (4€, etc.) if I would"ve pressed the button a minute ago. Anyways, no downside, I made 4$ (4€, etc.)!

Pommesbudenwerfer9 years ago

Why should i not do this? And also i have good selfdiscipline in this things

autocar669 years ago

Just ignore it

Jammcb6 years ago

Better than nothing though

Demonator1119 years ago

I would try it. It's $86,400 if you go 24 hours without scratching, just pretend you have chicken pox.

Livbug8 years ago

Well, if you don't scratch yourself for 24 hours, you'll already have £86,400 (at least in my currency anyway)

Ivar, God of grammar10 years ago

Day three; Still twitching furiously, must resist the sweet sensation of scratching..

Madgamer3637 years ago

Could you get a stick and do it yourself?

SaladAssLicker9 years ago

Ask people or someone to scratch it.

foxhamme8 years ago

what if you scratch actcidently?

Waldemart10 years ago

Have a friend duct tape you to a chair. Problem solved.

BliepMonster2 years ago

€32M a year

Hal Robson kanu9 years ago

No downside

openthedoor8 years ago

i'll use a backscratcher >:)

Camille_03048 years ago

It says "if you do ANYTHING to relieve the itch".

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

other people can scrach u

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