Will You Press The Button?

hshejen8 years ago

Awesome! I cannot whistle and when I do want to die I would just have to learn to whistle

The Nerdy Petra Ral9 years ago

But I thought you'd be immortal...

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago

I can't whistle but I didn't press the button because WHO WANTS TO BE IMMORTAL

JacksonBurroughs8 years ago

Alot of of people want to be immortal, just know that

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JR Rose12 years ago

Good thing I can't whistle.

LittleKitten2 years ago

Same

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HerMajesty8 years ago

I would hate to live forever. You live your life and all of a sudden, all of your loved ones start to die. Next thing you know, you are in a relationship with someone else and they too die. This repeats until you learn to push everyone away and you suicidally whistle.

Howday3 years ago

I"d whistle once the fun was gone.

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writerfriend7 years ago

What if you accidentally nose whistle?

Giantelephantseal8 years ago

Can't whistle, never will...

xxXn00bslayerXxx9 years ago

I don't want immortality, and I can't whistle Yeah

bookworm19859 years ago

I AM HAPPY I CANT WISTLE!!!!!!!

lol000209 years ago

like you icon CATNOIR i LOVE MIRACULOUS LADYBUG!!!

lleidi9 years ago

If you're immortal you can't die.

Alfalf097 years ago

Immortality brah basicly invinsible

PepeDaFrog7 years ago

There"s no catch in this, if this was normal immortality, that would start to suck as the world started to end since you would just be in extreme pain instead of dying, so you could whistle and then it"s all over

Theonlyonesam9 years ago

I think what it means is that you loose your immortality and then die... in that case you live for how much you want and then when you are tired of living just whistle a bit and die peacefully

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

what part of "granted immortality" is so hard to understand?

GuyFerarri7 years ago

yeah but immortality means you cant die of old age, not by other means.

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Arno Van Ranst12 years ago

It'd be a funny death.

HerMajesty8 years ago

*very short whistle* *thump* Random person: what the... ?!

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Timothy Vu12 years ago

I can't whistle

BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago

If I am immortal how can I die??

87Oscar878 years ago

Immortality is living without aging. If you are shot, you die, for example. Invulnerability is when you cannot be injured.

Adolf.Hitler11 years ago

*Is immortal* *Whistles* *Doesn't die because I am immortal* Good sir, your system has been beaten!

Darciukas6 years ago

Like i sometimes whistle by just saying a word with "S" its so awkward now it would be even more awkward

AlextheDragon9 years ago

this is stupid -_-

AdInfinitum8 years ago

Easy. I never whistle, and when I get tired of life I'll just whistle the funeral march.

FKN Timmeh9 years ago

I'd be fuuukn dead before i stepped into my music school

Username__7 years ago

Idk how to whistle

NovaJ7219 years ago

What if I can whistle only inside? I hope it's count

SoGayICantSeeStraight8 years ago

WHY OS EVERYONE SO OBSESSED WITH IMMORTALITY!?!?!? IT WOULD BE SOOOO BORING AFTER A WHILE AND YOU GET TO WATCH EVERYONE DIE AND THEN YOU SEE THE END OF THE WORLD AND ALL HUMANS DYING!!! There is no upside to this.

ixToxic9 years ago

I don't even know how to whistle.

pzreich8 years ago

Still can't whistle

Justin Bartos12 years ago

I would last for like, 8 minutes and die, so, no.

Kiwi4638 years ago

Shoot.

fire king10 years ago

i can't whistle so it's a win win for me. also you can't die if you're immortal.

Smartman2272723 years ago

Then it isnt immortality

xXMrBloodLustXx9 years ago

You cant die if ur immortal *starts whistling*

GD_Delta7 years ago

Yall normally this stupid

MrFronzen9 years ago

I don't know how to whistle so...

knowunknown4 years ago

So it"s immortality with the perk of dying at own will. Cool.

PizzaQueen9 years ago

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