Will You Press The Button?

BeRsErk 12 years ago

Food type. Bacon that grants wishes. Wish for my heart not to be prone to heart attacks. Wish for immortality.

Squirtle dude 152 10 years ago

Are you a mind reader?

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Sussy_Gorila 4 years ago

Double Heart Atack Affinity and Life Steal. It Means i Can use a Very Overpower Build to Draw all Enemies in a Area to a Heart Atack and survive by eating High Protein Bases Food while taking hard in the grind

AwesomeBro404 9 years ago

Bags of Flaming hot Cheetos that clone at will...

AwesomeBro404 9 years ago

And make said ones so they reverse the effects of this button.

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Maypaws 5 years ago

...lucky.

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Airdragongamer 11 years ago

There is no downside what-so- ever

skatershit 11 years ago

Ha I thought the same thing

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Gareth Battersby 13 years ago

but I already have a life time supply of food, otherwise I would be dead... but then Id still have a life time supply of food if you think about it

OK-KO 10 years ago

how does your comment say 47 years ago

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Ahhhh 8 years ago

But we all already prone to heart attacks

EthanJJ13 8 years ago

Snickers here I come next day what happened they are all gone

Dentsin347 8 years ago

LOOPHOLE!!! It says a lifetime supply of food, so don't eat all of the food unless you want to die or are ready to.

prid3-33 9 years ago

So my freind. I know someone who has to carry nitroglycerin because they are literally prone to heart attacks.. they are also under 30

TotteryTurtle58 9 years ago

Dark chocolate can prevent heart attacks... Just eat that all the time and exercise

Riptide998 9 years ago

sooooo basically real life in the United States?

PokerfaceCat 9 years ago

I already have problems with my heart. No downside

idontknowhowtohitthespacebar 11 years ago

Pizza for life. yes plz.

Tavis Doffing 13 years ago

Well since I would want a lifetime supply of bacon it kind of goes with the territory

Davd 11 years ago

I already am prone to heart attacks.

kason 11 years ago

sans punch me hart

Dared 9 years ago

I like having a working heart

dick&times;&times;butt $ 11 years ago

FUCK NO

AbbiePanda 10 years ago

I'll give it to charity

Pyrosinical 7 years ago

Sheer Heart attack

The farting turtle 10 years ago

I really don't care and I don't need a lifetime supply of food I mean can't eat all of it and soon youl get sick of it

Sudokori 12 years ago

I can keep my heart beating for ten minutes after a heart attack using a technique I learned so. I would be ok

schmebalydook 9 years ago

It doesn't say how prone tho...

ZachTwig820 9 years ago

My lifetime supply of food would be cat litter!

theemeraldking 3 years ago

Wtf???? Get help

pdog314 10 years ago

just live with your parents for the rest of your life. #free food for life

Pronix_miner 11 years ago

It dosent say you die

meatloave last year

food that , when eaten by me , gives me super powers of my choice one of which is profoundly amplified resistance to any kind of damage...ANY . kind . of . damage. 10,000 heart attacks can gang up on me all at once and my heart wouldnt even skip a beat.