Will You Press The Button?

xiaohuang 2 years ago

I can ask the wealthy woman for a tip

alexibear25 10 years ago

I don't have anyone and even if I did, WHY WOULD I CHEAT ON THEM?!?! I'm just saying that's wrong.

Scarose 10 years ago

thats fucked up.

AsuraShun 4 years ago

sleep, not fuck, i"s just napping in the sun like a pair of cats, not fucking like a pair of rabbits, you donkey

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GamerGirl13 10 years ago

Why would i push the button to this.The question to me was just dumb like why would i cheat.

TuXsOr 10 years ago

I'm sorry but if you did press that button, your a fuck boy or slut. cheating is horrible.

Cinnamon 420 11 years ago

Cheating isn't worth getting more money, why would less make it acceptable

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!ï»¿

Ridley 2 years ago

I feel like that last part was there because as he was typing he turned himself back

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springbonniev2 10 years ago

thats fuck shit

AngelinaJohnsonWeasley 6 years ago

I see no upside-

grim 11 years ago

Best time ever

RedLordBoss 11 years ago

FUCK YOU BILLY!!!-Jacksepiceye 2013 and so on

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RobertRieser 9 years ago

Anyone who pressed this is a terrible person

Kotetsue 9 years ago

This person makes me sick. Why the he'll would any one want to be a scambag. The 33% (18696) of you should go kill your selves in he'll, oh wait if you go to he'll you'll never stay dead.

RobertRieser 9 years ago

I agree with you but what was that about no staying dead?

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

You"re a horrible writer

Chelsea Kelly 13 years ago

Sorry, I only know three languages, Sarcasm, English, and Doge Much language, such grammar. wow. Welcome to the internet.

dedirake 5 years ago

Bad for you. All three count as zero.

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HufflepuffDemigod 8 years ago

Welp I'm asexual, so...

SigmaSupreme last year

You cheat on yourself

oldnotweak 10 years ago

the hidden upside is... that you wouldnt actually have to work to get that minimum wage. it clearly said you make it for the rest of your life. it mentioned nothing of having to actually earn it

IDontBelieveInYou 11 years ago

i don't work so yay me \\\\(*O*)/

Paolo Quaggia 13 years ago

The grammar, man. The grammar. It's appalling.

Laxus Dreyar 11 years ago

So, threesomes or moresomes whenever I want, and I'd get minimum wage even without working, and I could sleep with anyone I want so I could literally get people to pay me to have sex with me because I'd create the conditions... So I could just one time go ... [Show full comment]

TheGuyThatIsNamedMats 9 years ago

Lol

Slider44569 10 years ago

With you make sometuing and its successful, there is no minimum wage

mrb773 10 years ago

Fuck someone rich, married them, fuck them so hard their heart explodes=Win.

anonymooose 2 years ago

Every cuck is an incel, but not every incel is a cuck.

Chandlius Jonnifer 13 years ago

Yeah, uh, I'm asexual.

Just...dont 11 years ago

Eww sickos only cheat

Hybridization 6 years ago

Key word is could, get a good job an so and don't cheat, then this no longer applies.

Slamminsammy 10 years ago

I dont need money, im in an anime!

OsamaYousef 9 years ago

nope

Loophole man 10 years ago

Assuming I have a significant other

cat_is_fluffy 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

DinkMePls 11 years ago

Please stop spreading your silly little cancer.

crazymad 11 years ago

When do you go blind?

Nikkycross09 8 months ago

I don't have a significant other and never will, so fine by me

Verbindungsfehle 11 years ago

I won't but because of another reason. I only want to fuck the person I love, and if I already had a girlfriend in order to work this, well..

Jrghydias 9 years ago

What the fuck people are so selfish want to fuck anybody they want geeze I'm a guy who thinks one lovely girl is enough

DynamicGames 5 years ago

sleep with a billionaire"s wife ;)

Shana Beals 13 years ago

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cyrussmith 10 years ago

i get payed for the rest of my life? how is that a bad thing?

Sunflower 11 years ago

??? This is a little bit... Yea...?

MIGHTYLEODODDS 10 years ago

SEX FOR DAYS :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

KillerPumpkin 11 years ago

not really worth it

Ilikefortnite 8 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't have a significant other.

julianbaca1 11 years ago

1st of all why would i want to sleep with someone if your a girl maybey you want to sleep with senpai but me nah who made this

Ultralord1400 9 years ago

So I have the power to be an unfaithful sleazebag and get shit pay for the rest of my life?

Iornmaniac18 10 years ago

Minimum wage could be $15 per second.

Nick Adelberg 11 years ago

my significant other can make a ton of money so it does not matter to me

Samantha Wright 13 years ago

You are significant other? You are life?

JJsquirtle 10 years ago

That's More than I Make Now!

Sif133 9 years ago

Your* Liek if u cri evrytim

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

What if I want to sleep with my significant other but they forget about it? Not that anyone could forget the evils my dick has caused!

cat_is_fluffy 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

DinkMePls 11 years ago

Please stop spreading your silly little cancer.

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