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You get sent to your own personal heaven, everything you could and ever would want will be granted to you. You control everything.
but
You are unable to feel pleasure, or be happy with anything.
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minimegaman0909 months ago
...I want the downside to be gone. It would happen, right?

Gavin Comfort12 years ago
Having everything that you want but never being satisfied kind of defeats the propose.

Rod19283 years ago
Congrats you have the same thinking as me
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[{(TheOneAndOnly)}]9 years ago
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AlastorBroadcasts7 months ago
Yeah, to stop spam, let's spam some more XD
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MrRoadDogg9 years ago
I can controll everything so I can controll being happy with everything

High on Potassium8 years ago
Make yourself feel happy. Problem solved!

The_LAGinator45452 years ago
Yeah, exactly

MLG_police22349 years ago
I already never feel happy

mattack219 years ago
i cant feel hapiness anyway, so ill go for it!

CrystalTigerAnimations7 years ago
>my own personal heaven lets me feel happiness

DragonOnABook8 years ago
Be rich doante to charity at least help others

A strange person9 years ago
I wish that I could feel pleasure, or be happy with anything

Epicflame9 years ago
I don't give a shit

that one guy who lives across the street9 years ago
So basically I'm like 0²?

Dom Teh Hipster12 years ago
>you control everything >make yourself feel happy

mariothedog7 years ago
No... Don't try to make a loophole it ruins the purpose.
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Mariey Rosas12 years ago
Isnt that how it usually is anyway.?

Nancok9 years ago
So it wont work

that random girl10 years ago
I'll live in a town full of creepypastas but I'll become one too so that they won't kill me and my wife would be with me while we play video games all day and murder a regenerating JB

Nyssa1237 years ago
I’d rather be in heaven with my family and friends being happy

But_tonlast year
Then I want happiness.

PapiSmoif8 years ago
>loophole, idiot

I are scotland9 years ago
It's not really a heaven

Norway1019 years ago
I think your too small to be Scotland. No offence.

Anonymgord9 years ago
Everything you want being granted to you is what will make you unhappy

bighappydt9 years ago
So it would be Hell then and not heaven. Got it..

I-got-Rick-rolled-before-i-signed-up4 years ago
I could just want to feel pleasure and to be happy with stuff

Umbrex9 years ago
Expand it to the real world and become God, living forever as the true ruler

FurriestFurry7 years ago
I could be granted happiness.

homunculus1019 years ago
Now that I think about it, you could say " I want to be able to be happy" since you control everything

Piotr Grochowski8 years ago
1. get wishes, 2. wish to remove the downside

Matthiasm9 years ago
im never happy so

Starlo4 months ago
The thing with a perfect heaven is that, by definition, it DEMANDS that you are capable of feeling pleasure. If you can't enjoy the stuff in this heaven, that stuff wouldn't be in your heaven as it would be unnecessary. Apply this logic to everything and y...[Show full comment]

Elite11 years ago
"I want to feel happy." What now, Atheists?

Nosmont9 years ago
Then you wouldnt want anything, stupid dilemma

Threeturnip22683 years ago
I'll want happiness

Cuteo8 years ago
Simple hope for pleasure in ur heaven

bloodyfox1104 years ago
No changes bro

Norway1019 years ago
No change then. I'm living with depression dudes.

DarkAngel1179 years ago
Death and destruction is my happiness

Guy2989 years ago
If you control everything make yourself be able to feel pleasure and be happy with everything

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

IcyDraco_7 years ago
Contradictory

thesinisterelixirlast year
I would still feel sinister

Taylor Calhoun12 years ago
Another contradiction

lincolnsvarc8 years ago
Its hevan your already happy

mister know it all9 years ago
Thats fucked up

person09099090904 years ago
*i can feel happiness* Boom! No downside, yes please!

heyeveryone9 years ago
What if I wanted to feel pleasure and happiness?

Bacon1005 years ago
Theres no point then

Jeremy Fandrick9 years ago
Hallelujah! I mean, that sucks.

KenJen64207 years ago
I think you don't know the definition of heaven

WhyAreAllTheNamesTakenlast month
i wanna feel pleasure and be happy. LOOPHOLE

cadlab10 years ago
If you understand biology then u'd know that without a body there is no pleasure...We don't have a soul but simply just a body with five different sensors(senses) and our brain collects and elaborates the informations we get from the outside world. :DDDD a...[Show full comment]
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