You can control the rate of growth of all of your body hair at will, giving you the possibilities of instant beards or no pubic hair...
but
You cannot reverse the process and you'll have to cut, trim, or shave your hair manually.
I will not

Burstbusterz 10 years ago
*Walks up to someone* Me: Hey, you... Them: What? Me I ... *Grows mustache* mustache you a question. Them: HOW THE FUCK

MANJUEGAZOS 3 years ago
A
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GinkgoBiloba 11 years ago
BECOMES CHEWBACCA GROARRRRRRR

Migdin1 10 years ago
And i am MAN SOLO!!! Not Han Solo, becouse i got the manliest beard in the galaxy.
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LivingT0mb5t0n3 11 years ago
Fine by me, I can grow my hair longer, yay!

WayT00Many11ama5 11 years ago
me too, im just starting to grow a soul patch and i can grow a Brent Burns like beard!

dragonman001 5 years ago
Grow your hair like cousin it from Adams family

Suzy Bee 13 years ago
Um, you already have to cut and shave hair manually...

CivilizedBUG 8 years ago
Anybody else press the button where every hair gives you 20 bucks???
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RinJinRyuken 11 years ago
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DeidreBath 9 years ago
simple stop your leg and arm hair ect from growing THEN make your head hair long af and whatever u want for girls

AlyciaMezquita 9 years ago
whats the downside? I COUD BE BLACK RAPUNZEL!!!!!!!!!

PowerPikachu 10 years ago
I can sell my hair and make a profit, I think.

Мартин Петков 13 years ago
No f*cking downside here (you can control rate of growth means you can stop it) Imagine all the cosplay you can do O_o Not to mention you can do the I waited so long i grew a beard joke anywhere

Sochi 9 years ago
Waxing. Hello!?!

vaclavko2 9 years ago
Do you know you can sell your hair? Easy money.

ItsNidhiFarmah 10 years ago
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TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago
FREE ABILITY!!! NO DOWNSIDES!!!

adrienAO 10 years ago
That would make a badass Rapunzel cosplay.

digaddog 10 years ago
I fail to see a downside.

Purple_Cat 5 years ago
Downside?

JohnPariah 12 years ago
it wouldn't be that bad, and you could have nice hair

JordanBennett 9 years ago
you dont have to reverse it, just will it to grow or will it to shrink, never said you lost the ability

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
I SEE NO DOWNSIDE OF ALWAYS WANTED TO BE RAPUNZEL

DatBoiBob 8 years ago
Fuck... Yes... im gonna have a huge penis beard

KawaiiCharmander 11 years ago
I love my long hair, But my mom hates it and gets it cut. I could grow my hair so much she would give up because of the price >:D

mbibjnh 9 years ago
I do that all day

Bianca.wrobel87@gmail.com 10 years ago
No

CollinBernardino 9 years ago
I"d rock a mean handlebar mustache

Not A Ghost 11 years ago
H*** yeah

I_SLURP_ON_TWINKS 2 years ago
MMMM... Twinks

KimmehDaUnicorn 12 years ago
Where's the downside

WinthOil 11 years ago
I can grow hair and then sell it. There are places where you can sell them, or at least they are only in my country.

dragonman001 5 years ago
What country do you live in

Xxdarkchocolatexx 6 years ago
If you have none then.....

Heather PumpkinPie Robinson 13 years ago
I can Catch Hatch Fever :D

DerpyKitten 10 years ago
I think I'm good my hair is long enough and I need no facial hair, for I am a girl.

DivaPrincess 9 years ago
FUCK YEAH!

Galaxy_rose11 10 years ago
I want very long hair on my head to style

Rooooomz 11 years ago
The downside... uhh.. stillllllll looking for one

Amitggg 10 years ago
I didn't get the bad side of it...but it still great for me :(

maxashley33 11 years ago
that sounds freaking amazing-

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago
I don't see a down side

BamtanJEM 11 years ago
WORTH IT

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
no pubic hair would be neat, and i"ve always wanted long hair

A.Will 12 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/kuR2WoH.jpg

Zacattac 9 years ago
walking down the street. get mugged. grow hair into a shell around you. robbers wouldn't dare touch it

KewlRanch 8 years ago
And?

Saruteku 11 years ago
Locks of Love would love you.

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
But I like the hairy stuff.Not pressing the button.

SuperKael 11 years ago
where is the downside? I mean, an instant crotch beard would be cool! sort of...

notreal101 9 years ago
read comments... randomly thought i could store my leftovers in my beard... i should stop thinking

Maytrix 8 months ago
I have PCOS so it's a win win

GreenleafElf 12 years ago
Cool.

Justin610 11 years ago
Finally, my pants can be my beard and I won't be yelled at for "streaking"
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