Will You Press The Button?

DudeGuyGaming8 years ago

You become the next Jesus

Antichrist12 months ago

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RavenGaming7 years ago

For fuck"s sake people. Have a heart. It is worth all the suffering for others. Be selfless for a fucking change.

SinonMercer7 years ago

I am being selfless. I don't want the world to be overpopulated.

Nightfury3308 years ago

Geez the world would be boring if I clicked it

Xcess10 years ago

For Markiplier

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

I will do it for you Markiplier!!!!!!

James Schissler12 years ago

Make mankind aware of your sacrifice, everybody is eternally grateful and they won't do it again because they see all of the pain and agony embodied. Hopefully.

SoulFire3 years ago

Eventually you"d be forgotten as the times change

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DavidHarper7 years ago

Kill one to save 7bil that good I'm self less and faq you you 57% selfish bastards

Amazingduck7 years ago

Well, because you pressed it, that means I don’t have to, do not pressing it doesn’t make me a selfish bastard. Thanks :P

Raging Buffalo10 years ago

Why should 1 person suffer what is essentially hell for a bunch of strangers?

Isaacluna247 years ago

What about your family?

VoidMaster10 years ago

Markiplier did this one!

LuigiLover2210 years ago

Markiplier did this one

Alaska Monaco12 years ago

i am dean winchester

Rebeca Maldonado12 years ago

To save the world... I'll do so.

LEO_FOX2 years ago

Good thinking good sir

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Christiana Archer12 years ago

It'll be okay...I didn't press it and it's not selfish because everyone will die soon anyways.

Dhdj3 years ago

So their suffering doesn't matter since they'll die anyway? If so, neither should your suffering, right? So might as well make their lives better..?

Anastasia Rai12 years ago

Why the fuck not *12 seconds later* somebody kill me..please

Robert Matthews12 years ago

I'd be a jesus

MÃ¡rk Anonim12 years ago

Hard to admit, but I am still too "human" and selfish for I won't press this button.

syrupwaffles9 years ago

I will sacrifice myself for the sake of others :)

Foxi12243 years ago

I pressed the button, I already have a bad life, it can't get worse.

Obaidah9 years ago

Smart one!

Seapony8 years ago

Well, I would do it if this also ended death for everyone. But this is trading an eternity of pain for an ephemeral joy. No thanks.

SmashBrosRulez11 years ago

I would do that for the people that have suffered.

Trollium6 years ago

What"s a little pain to teach the world a lesson I mean eventually you will become use to it so it"s all good

Kittysplaything8 years ago

The world is already over populated, not gonna sacrafice myself to save the rotten flesh bags

Bintang Buana12 years ago

lol

Rhor9 years ago

ebola no!

Anthony SC Cappel-West12 years ago

I think we know how Gandhi would have answered.

MrMinecraft12109 years ago

Nope.

SkyeBlue7 years ago

I DIDNT MEAN TO PRESS IT!

Monster409910 years ago

So basically your own personal hell

Not-trumplast year

i dont want to solve problems i want to cause them

Yossef9 years ago

Fuck off

Burstbusterz7 years ago

suffer from obesity and starvation at once? interesting

jarveline71910 years ago

Take on the world's burdens singlehandedly. That's damn heroic.

kath.dilemas9 years ago

My sacrifice would not be in vain

Danniboy12348 years ago

We only needed 1 person to press the button not 23792!

Amor por The Beatles.12 years ago

i dont think so (selfish mode one)

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

sorry if this is selfish, but if you become immortal, you are going to live an eternity longer than the rest of the human race, making your sacrifice in vane. Then you will be alone and suffering for eternity.

Daxyl4 years ago

Even ignoring the downside I wouldn't press the button. Humanity grows by triumphing over adversity. Without suffering we would stagnate and life would become meaningless.

69marianna693 years ago

agree

Matt the beast9 years ago

End of them means I CANT suffer them soooo...

Oxnerd9 years ago

fuck that

DavidRosky7 years ago

I pressed no because I'm not a liar! Or maybe I'm a selfish idiot... I don't know what I am.

Beringtord10 years ago

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

MatthewCooper8 years ago

The problems dont exist anymore and you become immortal Checkmate

Gorflop7 years ago

Think of one punch man- no problems=no true success

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

Screw you, humanity.

MNITIMMY9 years ago

I'd rather not have a dildo in my butt forever.

dunnomaster10009 years ago

How are you going to feel the pain if it goes to a level beyond imagination ?

ghostrider10719 years ago

Its better to have yourself suffer than to see millions of others suffer

Rajvir3 years ago

No thank you, there"s a limit on my altruistic nature and this crosses it by a lot. That being said I'm sure a number will say yes, so I can just give this button to them. :D

oniongaming9 years ago

I would instantly die.

Jellax-Jedi8 years ago

Remember: I suffer for YOUR sins!

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