So I have about a ~1/7 billion chance of killing myself? Deal.
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spinosaurus_man9 years ago
Um, one problem, their is a 1 out of 7 billionth chance that you could kill yourself.
HeyItzMadz8 years ago
Or your mom, dad, siblings, etc.
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Endercake9 years ago
Tele-frag everyone!!!!!!!
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Fernando Gomes12 years ago
Bad luck Brian teleports and dies
Derpyyy_alpaca1394 years ago
Lol
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roflcopters8 years ago
POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP *ROBLOX DEATH SOUNDS EVERYWHERE*
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Alex1313129 years ago
I would use it only when someone i care is in danger
Blaired87 years ago
It would suck if they are the one who dies
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kitty cat9 years ago
(i'm gonna type in my own language f*ck u) ik doe 't gewoon waneer ik echt iets vergeten ben waarschijnlijk is t tog iemand uit Afrika ofzo... dan verlos je ze tog van hun pijn..? dus dat is goed??
Buttonpresser3147 years ago
I can roughly translate this to you being a racist prick about Africans as soon as i saw that Afrika
The chances of it being someone you know are so low that it doesn't even matter.
Plus, why not press the button, just because you pressed it doesn't mean you have to actually use your power.
Goldenkia9 years ago
Knowing my luck,it would be someone I know.Still pressing, though.
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Siew Kar Zhun12 years ago
People die everyday anyway, as if it will change anything.
fuck yeah, fight overpopulation and create a new livable planet at the same time, i dont see a downside
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RetroGameDays6 years ago
Bruh,some people die that won't Change anything anyways... Just more people die often
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TheDub9 years ago
People die anyway so whats the downside?
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Tommy-Atkins8 years ago
One random person already dies every like 11 seconds.
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COBCoburn37 years ago
what if you have friends or family? what if one of them die?
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Aron10 years ago
There are 7000000000 people on Earth. Why would I care killing one?
D YellowMadness7 years ago
You talk about it like humans are all identical, bonds don't exist, & no one needs anyone.
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Ironmaster5318 years ago
I'm a robot so this doesn't affect me.
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Dr. Gordon Freemon9 years ago
why have this happen when you can invent teleportation , just do not have any errors or you might create a portal to Xen causing lots of alien creatures to teleport around the world at random places
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CMHammond9 years ago
It's still an a ability I didn't have before. If I really wanted to I could use it only to escape danger, at the cost of one random life (all kinds of people die all the time).
I'd probably still use it a lot.
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meatloave6 months ago
I teleport to a room where a ring that lets its wearer make 3 wishes no strings attached sits on a table waiting for me only. My first wish is the person who dies instantly resurrects twice as happy and healthy and with 15 more years added to their life.
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animelover1019 years ago
selfishness
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MidnightWidow877 years ago
KILL DEM ALL (I am so messed up...)
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Waldemart10 years ago
Wow we have good grammar, don't we? Randomly is an adverb, it describes a verb. What you wanted to say was random, which is an adjective. They describe nouns, like person.
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Caribou3 years ago
It"s an ability. What if teleporting saves 1,000 lives? If it never does, never use it.
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Allen_Hope9 years ago
There is a 10:8 billion ratio here i think ill take the odds of that, especially considering the capabilities
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TheKid138 years ago
Fuck yes, I might end up killing Donald Trump one day
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fuckofof10 years ago
so i have 1 per 7 billion of chance to kill justin bieber.... why not?
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Tyrells129 years ago
It could be cruel
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Canyon8 years ago
I thought technology was horrible 47 years ago
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LittleLexxi9 years ago
People are constantly being born and dying every millisecond...
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GamingDude20007 years ago
"One randomly person in the world die" You failed English, didn't you?
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MetaGiga9 years ago
To end someone's suffering if they're dying of a disease that'll kill them no matter what. Or someone already dying and just being sustained via life support. You won't believe how many people are suffering in this world. It'd be selfless to relieve them o...[Show full comment]
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Legit Gamer9 years ago
no because it could be my mom
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Spider_Pig10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
CMHammond9 years ago
[SPAM]
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Internetz8 years ago
Ya im clicking it.
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TheOneAndOnlySmartyPant7 years ago
It never said I didn't choose who died... BYE TRUMP, ISIS, AND ALL YOU HATERS
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Lol rek'd10 years ago
Anyways each second someone dies and someone gets born
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GrandmaBBQ9 years ago
It's on this world so it could mean you too. You could teleport but only until the odds of you ending dead become too high
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alyssaxdlast year
i dont get why people dont press these buttons because even if you dont want the downside, you dont HAVE to use it, just save it in case you need it one day
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KawaiiCrybaby9 years ago
WHAT IF MELANIE MARTINEZ DIES?!?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Nahla Tadjvar12 years ago
CHEAT. Teleport yourself into a war where someone is about to launch a bomb and teleport the launchers into another country. In the time it takes them to return and launch the bomb, teleport the people out of the place that gonna get bombed. Now you've sa...[Show full comment]
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