Will You Press The Button?

You become the greatest fondler in the history of the Universe, and are aware of all knowledge related to sex

but

You can't fondle or have sex with anyone, only pass on your knowledge.

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lopsidedhead9 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

PlatyRush9 months ago

*PANSEXUAL CRYING SOUNDS*

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SeemsLegit8 years ago

There seems to be a lot of asexuals in this site.

12tearoldboy5 years ago

Yes there does. How strange

Harley Quinn and Band Obessesd 9 years ago

Asexuals: Oh what a shame really *presses button*

lopsidedhead9 years ago

Lmao that's what I thought as an asexual person.

Harrypotterisawesome123453 years ago

I don't want to have sex 🤢

Bgonz1019 years ago

This sounds like the book"the giver"

Button7X37 years ago

I love that book

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SsgSsjKaioken 9 years ago

Everyone needs sex

lopsidedhead9 years ago

Except children and asexuals.

ITellTheTruth9 years ago

im pressing it just for the title i will be known as the greatest fondler xD

Stagetheme1012 9 years ago

Ok but... pass it down to who?

kindParodox9 years ago

You wouldn't have kids if you cannot use your knowledge of sex

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lazyPerfectionist10 years ago

Jokes on you I'm an Aromantic Asexual.

Creamytoast9 years ago

I have the willpower to change my sexuality. SO HA!

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Shana Beals12 years ago

Useless

FTBacon9 years ago

You are the smartest person ever

Blastronaut3608 years ago

None of these "no downsides" are actually no downsides

Philosorapetor8 years ago

I already know how to sex, and 7 differents way to give orgasm to a girl and 10 for boys. Gimme a reason WHY I should forbide to all my fans the have pleasure with me ( even if no one actualy do )

Bagger-BK7 years ago

^^7 year old think watching porn means he knows how to have sex^^

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CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Uh..... why the f-ing heck would I press it!?

GangsternauwL6 years ago

I'll take them into my bed where I pass my knowledge on them

IanGaming9 years ago

I don't even wanna fuck anyone.

oldnotweak10 years ago

LMAO lol FONDLER?! bitches love being fondled hahahahaha what?!

7Randomstyle79 years ago

What's the fricking point!? I haven't even hit puberty yet,so I can't make cum!

SparkShark7 years ago

How will people know how good you are at fondling if you can't do it though?

WolfTamer8 years ago

Uh no

Milkywae4 years ago

Are these made by people who watch pornhub 24/7

Yanna Di Ronco12 years ago

I swear the people on this website are high...

WaleedTheDeku7 years ago

Sex for http://cdn.kikakeyboard.com/sticker_partnerLoveFace/09.png

ca11m3raven9 years ago

Kind of like a perverted pai mei

Reece shaw9 years ago

heck no

Caelanlast year

only suffering

OtakuTillDeath8 years ago

My friend is like that but she is asexual

larkin184310 years ago

I ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SEX ;)

brazen_idiot6 years ago

I guide others to a treasure I cannot receive

Batman19 years ago

Pass knowledge to girlfriend

heathermac_ncheese7 years ago

*asexuals laughing loudly in the distance*

how does rayman logic work?9 years ago

*asexual laughter*

superstar919 years ago

Stupid, OF COUSE NOT!

Dalek-Of-Gallifrey9 years ago

Dude no I'm not telling others the birds and the bees

emmytown10 years ago

Asexuals laugh in the distance.

macguyversden9 years ago

Fuck DAT fam

Brenna Wiley12 years ago

if you can't fondle then how would you be a great fondler?

MrGlory7 years ago

Error 890: Positive side not found

shipqueen287 years ago

Why on Earth would I want that kind of knowledge? I nope myself away whenever anyone brings up reproductive organs!

fiona_pardo 9 years ago

Im the only one here Who is not a perv?

Mr.ButterPants9 years ago

I don't like sex so...yeah...u already know my answer.(if you didn't your wierd)

qdh7 months ago

让我送这些帝国主义下地狱吧

TCNG10 years ago

Only pass on your knowledge...what the fuck is the downside trying to say?...

brazen_idiot6 years ago

I guide others to a treasure I cannot obtain

GangsternauwL7 years ago

IM THE SEXGOD

TheDestroyerButton9 years ago

No sex??? FU!!!!!

Creamytoast9 years ago

Just change your sexuality to be asexual

Shelley Allen12 years ago

There is some real fuck up shit that relates to sex, I.e. skat.

TheOneWhoNever8 years ago

Bullshit I don't want to help other people get off I want to get off myself lol

Xenomorphboy3 years ago

I could teach my partner 🤷‍♂️

masterchief11770148 years ago

I will show people the path

Wassap339 years ago

How do u pass on the knowledge without performing the action on someone

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