Will You Press The Button?

You can speak, listen and write in any language

but

You lose four random fingers of your hands

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rbubblz 11 years ago

I could make up a cool story (in 5 languages) of how I got into a badass fight or some thing then look even cooler

Aidan T. 11 years ago

cant flip anyone off

Bashy935 11 years ago

Mase that 20... I was thinking more fingers o.O

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notmyrealname123 9 years ago

this is broken what about asl/sign language? so that means you HAVE to have the fingers needed for all sign languages/ similar languages

KittyAct 9 years ago

hehehe loophole

NoragamiMiyukiOC 10 years ago

Screw it I wanna learn Japanese!

Randomestnameofall 9 years ago

Pusheen the cat and noragmi shut the fuck up you fucking weeaboos

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Mekoo 9 years ago

I have a problem, I have 782 hands...

Pusheen The Cat 10 years ago

Machanical fingers peeps 83

vonsscout5 10 years ago

thank you

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WonderfulWickedWitch 9 years ago

How can you write with 6 fingers?

Big_Smoke 9 years ago

BITCH VIDEO GAMES I NEED YOU.

Big_Smoke 9 years ago

no offense.

Angel Lewis 13 years ago

I can be paid handsomely for being a translator and buy AutoMail

shoplego439 11 years ago

I am a gamer so i really want stay whit all my fingers

DanishGamingGuy 11 years ago

Them not tjem that was a typo

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QuantumButter 11 years ago

What's the point of writing in a different language if you lose most of your hand?

CrazySirkom 11 years ago

My girlfriend would not appreciate :/

Randle 'Ted Logan' Brooks 13 years ago

I'm a musician. No way would I live without my fingers!

PressTheButton!!!! 9 years ago

Bionic fingers ?

Josh Brown 13 years ago

but how shall I game

dankmemes101 9 years ago

BUT WHERE DO THE FINGERS GO???

Fanly 11 years ago

Loophole: robot-fingers

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

No. Yes. No. No.no.nono.yes? NO!

ZamimiAJ 11 years ago

It's called, "get surgery". Also, I want to speak Japanese so badly!

Aztec_Monkey35 11 years ago

Prosthetics all the way

Rayakuma 7 years ago

It says Finger, not thumbs. ;) literally all I need and I can buy prosthetic fingers ;)

TwistedVarsity 11 years ago

This was a bad dilemma, how can you write if you only have 6 fingers?

MrEpicness900 10 years ago

Just Hope You Dont Lose Fingers Doing It

TheNightmareFox 9 years ago

prosethetics

WhoTheHellAmI? 11 years ago

Sign language?

Fazerw 10 years ago

I'll buy balls of steel

niekberg 11 years ago

Can I make the chicken fingers joke here? :P

Dotty potatoes 11 years ago

6-fingered Phil

pencil 4 years ago

How do we write if we have one finger on each hand-

Chazrave 11 years ago

Take my ring and pinkies ill just get a tat of the assassins creed symbols bove my rings

IAmLegend 10 years ago

If you lost 4 fingers from 1 hand you wouldn't be able to write

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago

I'll get bionic fingers. Hell yeah!

HillytheSlime 11 years ago

Robot hands.

Pyrotechnical 10 years ago

Learning to write with your dick isn't THAT terrible.

poop88lol 11 years ago

fuck it

brycegeorge37 10 years ago

I'll use voice recognition software for my stories, and find some sort of bionic finger. no loss

Hereuall2 9 years ago

What doesn’t kill me makes me smarter

Alejandra Palau Ruzafa 13 years ago

I can't live without playing the piano, fuck the languages

thatguywhoshereforfun 4 years ago

i can always buy those fingers that are metallic and move

NightHunterHD 11 years ago

Crap y

ChocolateCake 9 years ago

How can I write

Alexandra Caisse 13 years ago

I'm a gamer. No way would I live without my fingers!

TheSmartOne (L00PH0LES) 11 years ago

With my previous buttons pressed, they will regrow XD

xKaylax 10 years ago

I chose no, but to be honest, if I said yes, I do not mind losing 4 fingers, as long as I can keep the most important one. :)

jimz 11 years ago

buy chicken fingers. lose four chicken fingers.

flzzzzy 6 years ago

again, language can mean a lot of things.

Azid2005 11 years ago

how do you write then???

GoodGuy 11 years ago

Smash Bros players dont need missing fingers

Thegoldenfreddy 9 years ago

Lol lol lol

Shad0wBr33ch 11 years ago

Get a job as the world's greatest translator, buy prosthetic ones. It'll take time but you'll come out on top eventually.

Maryyen 10 years ago

I still have one hand.

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