Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

i don't want to breed. just explore the multi-verse the person i marred would be a female version of myself with inter-universe teleportation , shape-shifting and energy manipulation. and would give me clones of her powers.

Repeaterlast year

what

DaRealConMan3 years ago

I either don’t have children, or I adopt children. Either loophole works perfectly.

Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago

Hahaha lol I'm a girl and I'm not lesbian, so I don't have to go through that. Ha!

Ethan1-14 months ago

the dude dies

Salad9 years ago

I don't want children

Muspelheim9 years ago

If she doesn't get pregnant ever, she won't die

Adin Doyle12 years ago

adoption

The_Nomascsexual_Newt3 years ago

I love how all the best comments are just loopholes, it shows how determined we all are to punch the consequences in the face. 😁

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KaiRose8 years ago

But im a girl so....i dont have to worry about that.😁

Kittenlover1018 years ago

It means you die. So don't press. Too late. Lost your life a month ago. This comment is old now.

Biohazard_WYPTB8 years ago

don't have sex then

pwninggrenades8 years ago

have sex and wear condom e asy

50dimensions8 years ago

dont fuck them? and adopt someone?

Pusheeny7 years ago

I'm female..

SkeloJoe6667 years ago

Jokes on you I'm gay

TehRobloxNub7 years ago

I will glitch the button so I press it and not press it at the same time

SAMUELGAMING7 years ago

Quantum superpositio you say

BitchyBuffaloWings7 years ago

The love of my life is a guy sooo..

OverwatchMain8 years ago

Always Wear Protection Kids!

WhoGirl78 years ago

Just have no kids...

Rocket0468 years ago

In no way am I having children

YoungDog88 years ago

dont have childeren boom problem solved

jshaw718 years ago

When does she die? And does the child survive?

DamnFisza8 years ago

A d o p t I o n

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

A b o r t i o n

Lostfeather2378 years ago

Plot twist: you give birth, not her, no one dies. LOOPHOLE... if you"re a female. Who is interested in other females. Like me.

Claudsy137 years ago

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HCAT8 years ago

Don't plan on having children anyway...

Amber Jordan12 years ago

The love of my life is a guy so I good!

End3rc0re4 years ago

same as well

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SoulPancake9 years ago

Step 1: adopt and never actually have a child Step 2: 1 more person is immortal

NovaJ7219 years ago

Umm, so I became lesbian and would have child? Wha? Oh, maybe that would be my baby... FOCKin Bich, that's what you deserve!

NovaJ7219 years ago

That would not be

Ac4king29 years ago

Dont have kids

HiddenWiki4 years ago

Kitten, it"s called a vasectomy.

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Trevor Valance12 years ago

nagisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

SonHiro9 years ago

SHIT WHY DID YOU REMIND ME *Cries*

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Trainer Red12 years ago

Star wars anyone?

Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago

Too sad. May she Rest In Peace.

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Alison Goldberg12 years ago

I like men. Also I am infertile, so I see no downside.

captainrex9 years ago

aslong as the child gets born im fine

wulfluv11 years ago

I'm a girl, and the love of my life is a dude, so...I see no downside.

gamer_suki9 years ago

I'm still a girl. This is the third question that I've gotten TODAY that's targeted for people other than straight girls or gay guys ðŸ˜’

HeatherAllen8 years ago

i"m a girl so does I marry the man I love and then I die in childbirth?

Theomars9 years ago

Will you give up in your lover or your kid? Man! That's deep

Arrowhead5436 years ago

I'm a gay man, so ebic

MLG1238 years ago

I"d enjoy my time with the loml and raise our kid

cherryespe9 years ago

good thing I'm infertile

Simmero2 years ago

Just don’t have kids or adopt also that would mean I die in which I don’t really care I don’t like children 😂

Dani1538 years ago

I am a girl so I would have a husband and guys can't give birth and if I am a lesbian Two girls can't give birth

Lostfeather2378 years ago

You could extract genetic material from one person"s egg and inject it into the other person"s egg. SCIENCE

ThatGuyThatGamesALot9 years ago

Stoo reposting this bulshit

AceQueen187 years ago

SHE?! I'm a heteroromantic girl so NONONO

ForgottenUsernames9 years ago

Just go use a condom.

Alex Cojocaru12 years ago

Tomoya Okazaki knows that feel?

altomixik4 years ago

Not if I kill them first

Icedragonsoul9 years ago

Children? you mean hell spawn...

WTFcomment10 years ago

If we get a fallout 3 moment here yes because at least I'd have our child

Thememernet_doge7 years ago

Dont have children

cadikai9 years ago

i can just be a lesbin the i don't die or just don't have sex

cadikai9 years ago

then not the srry

Cecilie Nielsen12 years ago

She is a he. Problem solved

OrangePear8 years ago

Birth control.

EnchancedEpic549 years ago

no problem get an adoption

EnchancedEpic549 years ago

I spelled it wrong

oliviamarie10027 years ago

I'm going to marry a guy, sooooooo...

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