never black out, get too drunk, or get poisoned no matter how much you drink
but
you can only drink alone
I will not


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Shuriken Gaming 11 years ago
Screw being underaged, they will never know! Hell yeah!

bobtheperson 11 years ago
I'm 14. I don't drink

Sparkaward 3 years ago
We're gonna pressure you until you start drinking.
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SSJB_Ace 5 years ago
Haha yea hell no.

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Upside?

Jaymar 11 years ago
Well if i dont drink much and when i do its usually alone why not just do it like crazy alone!

Aimee Norris 13 years ago
I'm underage I can't drink and I detest alcohol

Riske 6 months ago
那么你现在能喝了
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Manly0man 8 years ago
The dilemma is very win-win for me and others with similar situations. However, the "never black out, … or get poisoned..." part is what had me sold on this button!

TaraJane 9 years ago
But thema you van Just drink alone and then when ur drunk u go to ur friends

dankmemes101 9 years ago
But the "van" part wasn't a mistake, right?
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MadameAcelot 10 years ago
I don't drink

gamrejess13597 10 years ago
never gunna drink

ButtonPusher38 10 years ago
You sound like you would..

rainiedays 11 years ago
It says to drink alone; but once you're drunk...

Yolo Swag Mlg yoyoyoyo 11 years ago
No more drunk sex......:(

Queenofdapotatos 9 years ago
You can get drunk alone then have sex :)))
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Mikio Chavez 13 years ago
I don't even drink

DerpFace92 10 years ago
i dont drink alcohol, plus i dont black out? cool, i can beat people up without risk of fainting!

TTUL1 9 years ago
Don't do drugs.

VWmomma 11 years ago
I don't drink.

ArcticKaoss 9 years ago
"And i drink alone yaaaa with nobody else" im okay with that les go

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago
Nobody's alone in this world.. The sPirits are coming to kill me! HELP

triggeredfloof 2 years ago
so become a lonly dwarf

DragonEXE 10 years ago
I mostly drink sodas but I can drink wine hell yeah

Goonter 11 years ago
I don't drink m8

Ratee 6 years ago
i dont drink

Writban 12 years ago
As a person who doesn't drink, this means no one can ever try to get me drunk c:

hailey$ 11 years ago
I ddon't drink

Phan_is_not_on_fiyaaa 8 years ago
I don’t even drink so like this doesn’t effect me

supersayangoblin 10 years ago
im not alcoholic so no thanks

fabulouslyWiccan 9 years ago
Why not just drink then go out with buddies and watch them drink?

ParadoxRaper 10 years ago
so average day for me..... i have no friends

Jdude1433 11 years ago
I'm not gonna drink so frack you

brannell001 5 years ago
Help me im not ok

Star78 12 years ago
im underage anyway sooo

Pootis8432 10 years ago
I dont drink...

Chubbyprincess6 8 years ago
dont drink

Matthew D. O'Connor 13 years ago
You get alcoholism, no thank you.

poopbutton27 10 years ago
well thats dum

ShadowRevenant 11 years ago
Guess you can "Experiment your Chemical Ingridients"

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Keithedoodles 11 years ago
SO tired of these.
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Driconian 9 years ago
I do anyway *glug

Yuze_SiO2 2 months ago
只能喝闷酒吗…难以接受

jintoya 11 years ago
not a drinker, so its free poison immunity

Dooplcoopl 9 years ago
I'm to young so lol

xxlovexx 11 years ago
ill st amagin ppl

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
My life but without the alchahol

Achilles and me 11 years ago
What happens if you don't drink?

benny-boy-91234 6 years ago
I 9

Nix 12 years ago
I only drink alone anyway. Drunk people are annoying as heck.

Laurita 11 years ago
I dont like drinking

WoodStuff 8 years ago
ok?

PotatoSenpai 10 years ago
I don't like alcohol

Killjoysneverdie360 9 years ago
I can drink poison.... deal
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