Will You Press The Button?

dogpond12last year

uhm

theMoistAlphabetlast year

what?

RealMarkiplierlast year

Hello everybody my name is markiplier

Mamador_30006 months ago

The Button Of 87'

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JumboJawshlast year

IM JUMBO JAWSH

Tobuscus-last year

FAIL!!!

Q_ImpracticalJokerslast year

hey mustache what's up

concept_of_altrivelast year

I would spend all my money on burning every OMORI copy

KidScion9 years ago

You'd die back when he died a while ago, so you wouldn't be alive to press the button, but if you can't press the button, you wouldn't die so you'd be alive, but if your alive you can press the button so it would kill you before you pressed the button. Paradox, no want.

PiperKeizor7 years ago

So it would keep killing u forever?

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AlexanderWasserman7 years ago

Pizza Steve doesn’t have money tho

Alanna Elric12 years ago

The dead can't die. Immortality!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Steve Jobs returns from the dead just for the button to take effect. No immortality.

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sfctw18 years ago

The first scenario I believe being posted 47 years ago

YoungDog88 years ago

no i would have died 6 years ago this is dumb take it down

eggboteggboy8 years ago

he already dead if i press the button that means i instantly die so i"m ready to punch the fuck outta that button

skippy and me9 years ago

Steve is dead so if get his money I will die, so no thank you.

Dalek khan9 years ago

That moment when Steve jobs is already dead

Katherine Machabee12 years ago

you would be dead as soon as you click the button...

Lordlotad9 years ago

It's actually not a paradox, simply a loop hole

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Matthew Ireland12 years ago

Steve Jobs has no money

gildedphoenix9 years ago

*was and *had

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Sarah Glover12 years ago

Zombie

Normbot123310 years ago

he is already dead...

ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago

STEVE WHY

Brennon Wilson9 years ago

Im dead. I clicked the button but he's already dead.

JustThatButtonPusher8 years ago

You cannot die if he doesn't die AFTER pressing the button, so you basically get all the income from Microsoft and more.

Mikuelious8 years ago

Wizardmon It"s spelled "Microsoft" in their comment

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Eyelessjackcow9 years ago

The dead don't die... I live forever... but that means I have to see the world end... then there is no point to having all that money... I will not press the button...

BEAR_5last year

I don't want to die! 😱

Endercake9 years ago

26% just died

lewis04283 years ago

STEVE JOBS IS DEAD

WhyNotPressTheButton9 years ago

but steve jobs allready died so wouldn't that mean that we would have died before we died? so it basically changes the past TIME TRAVEL!!!!!!!! but wait dosnt that mean theres no point in clicking because you wouldn't be able to use the money but your family would have got the money!!!!!!!!!!