Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0909 months ago

God like powers? bruuhhh just god the downside away

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Cult of the Lamb, anyone?

Diablo6662 years ago

Yes

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh!9 years ago

GOD LIKE POWERS PEOPLE! BLOW THEM UP WITH THE WORLD"S MOST POWERFUL FART FROM YOUR NIPPLES!

Store Cat9 years ago

vagina lasers lol

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ArKade479 years ago

I don't want to play god, and me worshipped would be a nightmare

LunarMoone7 years ago

Same

DarthVader9 years ago

There is only one God.

Diablo6662 years ago

Yeah and now that I have pressed the button that God is me

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Scarlet The Fox9 years ago

*Your

MilesJeevas7 years ago

It'll be the tiny era of... KIRA!

Lzke7 years ago

I don't want to be worshipped as a god. I think, and will not stop from thinking that way, that gods don't exist and were just means for ancient ppl to explain seemingly supernatural phenomenons (eg: lightning) as they lacked the knowledge in science to explain them otherwise.

ScarlettRoseSparks7 years ago

Your*

sillyman12349 years ago

I will become Beerus the destroyer and use my title to get all the pussy in the world

coconut167289 years ago

my hommie

Jesse Den Hertog12 years ago

and i am followers?

Kittenlover1018 years ago

No. You are followers.

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Paty8 years ago

No need for being more stressed out than I already am

Fairycentopia9 years ago

I'm already a Christian...

CrispyPear8 years ago

But dont you want godlike Powers and people beliving you are god?

Meatyballs8 years ago

If I have god like powers I could just make those people trying to execute me be my followers aswell

Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies8 years ago

God like powers, huh? Give your most loyal followers powers to destroy your enemies! And just make it so that they will revive you if you die.

acctocorrectu8 years ago

with powers

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LobsterCrab9 years ago

If I gained god like powers I would move to Mars, screw you earthly peasants! >:D

Enderknight9 years ago

Ze wurld is mene

Sanel Rosario12 years ago

is these death note

itskirito9 years ago

I HAVE THE POWER OF THE DEATH NOTE MUHAHAHAHHAHAHA DIE MY ENEMIES

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Troy Patrick Olander12 years ago

But I have become a god, and through vicious cruelty I will make my would-be killer back the fuck off or watch as everything they love burns. I am an angry god.

J-dog1479 years ago

I like your thinking

Djordje20009 years ago

I bet a Civ 5 player made this.

Isaac147 years ago

I would smite all that threatin me and my worshipers

unlimitedburst9 years ago

execute a godlike being? i think not

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

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itsgjl11 years ago

In this context, it is "your" not "you're" or else that would mean you and you are followers you fucking moron.

jk15549 years ago

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Chubby-Kitty8 years ago

I think I'll just kill them with my powers....

Jarred Jar Jar Johnson12 years ago

I have god like powers just make a barrier around me and wipe their memories of me well I mean the accusers the ones trying to kill me. Madara Uchiha

MarissaMoo3 years ago

Just use my god like powers to put a force field around me all the time

badger face 9 years ago

All my followers would save me

Coolcon9 years ago

haters: WE MUST ATTACK THIS TEMPLE!!! Me: Fuck off *smites them all*

Jess Ryan12 years ago

All religions accuse each other of blasphemy anyway. Nothing would change.

DragonDudeSuperDinosaurs5 years ago

I am in Austria so they wouldn't even be able to do that do to executions being illegal in Europe!

MangoPunches9 years ago

If I had God Like powers I could kill the other religions

hoverfly8 years ago

i wouldnt want to be treated like a god. imagine how boring it would be. everyone loves you, and yeah, cool, but you"d get tired of it fast.

Onone10 years ago

I'm not that big on being the center of attention anyway :P on the note of the downside, thats pretty much how it already is with religions today...

DankMemes477 years ago

You could create a potion taht makes you invicible

angelcorpse9 years ago

My religion wouldn't have any followers. Just me and my powers

rootbear129 years ago

I see what you mean

NotThatGuy8 years ago

START ANOTHER HOLY CRUSADE AND END ALL RELIGIONS

Skylar Brennan10 years ago

My religion would be 100% based on SCIENCE

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Thank God I'm not Immortal in this situation Ill use my God powers to make them not hate me!

Flameice2 8 years ago

Nope. Nope. Not getting those damn Muslims after me no thank you. Or the Jews. They have nukes

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

magical defense. shielding over your followers.

Krucifux11 years ago

wipe everyones memory to forget about me no one know me live with god Powers also "rich" "Famous" "Emma watson loves me" "I live for ever" "Youtube Celeb" "I can fly" i got all the good stuffs ;D "I wrote harry potter"

Forgotten_fire6 months ago

i cast immortality spell on myself

charmander8729 years ago

that would suck...

Ocean_manz4 years ago

Bruh just kill all other religions with ur god powers Duh

Bedrockbasher129 years ago

I don't care considering I have god-like powers.

greenblooms8 years ago

what if, like, i only wanted the god powers and not the worshipers?

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BoazvanCaem8 years ago

I don't care about becoming a god.

Alex12 years ago

I assume that I can still be killed, but if I carry the biggest guns in the universe it becomes moot.

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